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If a film is so bad that it's good, then it was never really bad to begin with.

Favorite films

  • Throw Down
  • Unforgiven
  • Lucky
  • Blue Spring

All
  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★

  • Death Proof

    ★★★★

  • Miami Vice

    ★★★★½

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Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

First movie in IMAX, and first movie in NYC. American audiences are certainly louder, whooping and cheering, than their frankly miserable English counterparts. I can't say I dislike that, though I've heard that American cinemas can also be hellish at times. It was cool to see these characters do things on streets I may or may not have walked down just a few hours before.

Regarding the movie itself, it's solid, considering what I had heard about the post-Infinity Saga…

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★ Liked 1

The Screamification of the Final Destination series results in an annoying amount of winking at the camera, as well as characters I'm not entirely convinced I prefer to the far too easily hateable crash test dummies of FD4, but this set of kills is a franchise best in of creativity, consistency, and quality, and I suppose that's what matters the most.

Tony Todd gives what is perhaps the finest farewell in cinematic history. May he rest in peace.

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Longlegs

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

Aside from being a victim of its own hype and therefore feeling slightly underwhelming, Longlegs is really good. I can't poke holes in much of the filmmaking, though, I felt it was a bit too reliant on sound cues for some of its scares, but with moments as brilliant as that opening scene it's hard to properly begrudge the film for such a thing.

It's always nice when Nic Cage lets himself off his leash, and the film presents his…

Sinners

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

Pure genre-bending pleasure with a killer soundtrack to boot. Vampires are fun again. THAT scene cements my excitement for anything Coogler directs in the future, which will hopefully continue to be original works like Sinners.

I was not familiar with Delroy Lindo until now. What a performance!