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1959
1 star for Lon Chaney being a sweaty, disheveled, hot mess
1 star for the lead woman who - upon noticing a crate labelled 'warning radioactive material' - sits her ass down on it
and 1 star for the pristine black and white print which made even Lon's sweaty hairy exposed chest look good,,,
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1959
1 star for Lon Chaney being a sweaty, disheveled, hot mess
1 star for the lead woman who - upon noticing a crate labelled 'warning radioactive material' - sits her ass down on it
and 1 star for the pristine black and white print which made even Lon's sweaty hairy exposed chest look good,,,
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2016
thank god - she didn't have a mental illness that actually caused her distress - it was the cute and quirky kind
and thank god - she didn't befriend an old homeless guy in the park - her elderly friend was rich and had no relatives and it was going to end up so well for her
and thank god she wasn't a 'plain jane' or getting a bit long in the tooth - she was young and pretty so…
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1999
Our father who arts in hollywood,
Stigmata be thy film;
Thy nonsense come
Thy sexism be done
On earth as it is in heaven. ( women are only to be demonically possessed or act as vessels for higher powers )
Give us this day our daily trash;
And forgive us our gabriel byrne
As we forgive him for being in shitty films;
And lead us not into yet another da vinci code / exorcist mashup,
But deliver us some catholic shit done right
Amen
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2016
thank god - she didn't have a mental illness that actually caused her distress - it was the cute and quirky kind
and thank god - she didn't befriend an old homeless guy in the park - her elderly friend was rich and had no relatives and it was going to end up so well for her
and thank god she wasn't a 'plain jane' or getting a bit long in the tooth - she was young and pretty so…
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1999
Our father who arts in hollywood,
Stigmata be thy film;
Thy nonsense come
Thy sexism be done
On earth as it is in heaven. ( women are only to be demonically possessed or act as vessels for higher powers )
Give us this day our daily trash;
And forgive us our gabriel byrne
As we forgive him for being in shitty films;
And lead us not into yet another da vinci code / exorcist mashup,
But deliver us some catholic shit done right
Amen
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