hardest i've laughed in a while

“i don’t want to be difficult, and i don’t want a rumor going around town that i’m difficult. so i go in and i do the nudity and i do exactly what i’m told, and i look at the movie and want to throw up when it’s done…and these very same people are gonna walk around saying ‘she’s nothing but a sleazy bimbo’. what is the answer for me, yknow? i don’t know what answer there is; i know i want…