Eddie Patron

Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire. 🔥🗽

Favorite films

  • Sunshine
  • Exit Through the Gift Shop
  • The Social Network
  • Margaret

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  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★★

  • Matilda

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★½

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Sunshine

2007

★★★★★ Liked 13

So if you wake up one morning, and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.

'Sunshine' is an exquisitely mounted sci-fi melodrama permeated by deep space horror that blossoms into an exhilarating space odyssey. Humanity's final stand against a frigid extinction from a dying sun strapped to the back of an interstellar bomb built from Earth's only remaining fission materials, manned by a crew that struggles against the weight of their own miniscule mortality in the face…

Interstellar

2014

★★★★★ Liked 6

"We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements... And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us."

The vast reach of the the universe has never not been exploited by modern filmmakers to explore the interior conflict…

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Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

The most gangster final scene filmed by an actor, maybe ever. Tony Todd knew he was at Death's door and his final-act curtain call was to tell the next Gen of slasher fodder in the 'Final Destination' franchise that there is no running from the reaper. Despite our best efforts, we all check out of the land of the living in the end. Exit with poise and dignity. His 5 minute sequence is worth the ticket price alone. He'll be…

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★★ Liked 5

Had no expectations this late in the franchise game that an MCU project might actually buckle down and be a real fuckin movie for once, but here we are! Marvel's latest team building exercise might not be revolutionary, couple of pacing hiccups here 'n there, a few cliched tropes bubble up on occasion, but the team tasked with filling out the 'misfit losers harboring subconscious demons, who eventually form into a band of unlikely saviors' gap left over after Gunn's…

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Shut In

2022

52

Trailer = a gripping home invasion thriller with literally no political overtones to be found

99% of letterboxd comments = FUCKING BEN SHAPIRO OMG I CAN'T EVEN WITH THIS MOVIE.

You guys realize that's like getting upset with Universal studios because Collin Trevarrow wrote a bad Jurassic Park sequel, right? Get a fucking grip.

Edit* 99% is OBVIOUSLY an exaggeration. Come on guys.. Upon closer inspection it's more like 98%

Barbie

2023

★★ 17

The ads are painting this as a glittering pink fantasia, complete with a buoyant comic topspin, jokes both broad and sly, endless accessorizing, plus some fun dance numbers. But I'd be surprised to see anyone outside of the cinephile crowd that's already been presold on Greta Gerwig and her Barbie movie getting much out of this. It's cheerfully detailed in all the succulent visual splendor, bright and sugary and manic in the "Barbieland" sequences where we start off, and then…