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  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    ★★★

  • Hit Man

    ★★★

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    ★★★★

  • Jackass 2.5

    ★★★½

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

2005

★★★ Watched

Watched this while I was doing laundry and that might have been the perfect way to watch this. It was neat, it was fun, the chemistry is good. Angelina Jolie could shoot me with a gun if she wanted to.

Hit Man

2023

★★★ Watched

Movie opened with the main character quoting Nietzsche and that sorta set the tone. It’s a fine movie! I would have liked it a lot more if I was still 16 and convinced I was smarter and funnier than everyone around me.

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Jackass: The Movie

2002

★★★★½ Liked 1

I’m not doing a bit when I say these movies are a strong contender for the peak of American cinema. Johnny Knoxville is at all times an immaculate showman (“Is Butterbean ok?”) with a deep knowledge of and respect for American media and it shows throughout all these movies.

Also watching Dave England shit himself and then poop in display toilet makes me laugh so hard I cry.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

2008

★★★★ Rewatched

Everyone wants to talk about Jason Segel’s giant dong, but no one wants to talk about his giant heart

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