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This made me sad
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Watched on Tuesday June 3, 2025.
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Watched on Tuesday June 3, 2025.
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Watched on Monday June 2, 2025.
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Awkward humor alert!!!
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A ham sandwich
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This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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This review may contain spoilers.
If I had a nickel for every time Kyle MacLachlan played a quirky FBI agent who s forces with the local law enforcement (specifically a cop with curly brown hair) to track down a murderer—who turns out to be a person possessed by a metaphor for men who only wants and doesn’t need—I’d have two nickels…
Thoroughly enjoyed this. It’s The Thing meets The Terminator meets Men in Black meets Twin Peaks, except it came out before half of those things even existed. Seriously, the second incarnation of the alien is literally Edgar from the first Men in Black and then becomes Serleena from MIB2 (who, coincidentally, is played by the same actress who plays Donna also from Twin Peaks). Odd. Speaking of Twin Peaks, the actor who plays Hank is also in this, in a very GTA-feeling chase sequence. Very cool! 👍
Also I can see why Kyle MacLachlan was afraid of being typecast and wanted a smaller part in Fire Walk with Me. But he does plays detectives exceptionally well. Also, he’s the perfect choice to play an alien—very alien-looking guy.
Overall, campy 80s fun, very nice! Also the dog actor in this is really great. Very sinister.
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Great movie. I truly hope this movie becomes accurate in the sense that actual art and creativity and human emotion can become at the very least more valued. Theodore keeps his job. The AI in this movie never overtakes his letter-writing job, leaving him unemployed.
Maybe that’s part of the point, that people, once we get so much AI-generated schlock, are finally willing to pay for and value actual human-generated poetry and art. People often defend AI by comparing its regurgitating to the human experience and all the subconscious influence we experience from it. From both the art we consume and general life.
But the difference is, that that, in a way, is what makes us human. Each and every single one of us is, of course, unique. My experience of watching this movie was different than yours. It’s different than the next time I watch it. It will affect me differently. It will affect you differently. These experiences in some way, either subconsciously or consciously affect me. And affect what I create. The same goes for everything in life.
An AI only mimics. And it mimics shit. It’s eating shit and then shitting that out and eating it again. And it’s also inbreeding. All the while studying you and everyone else to get more profit by making you feel special and loved with no thoughts in your head other than what it tells you. Being backed by rich people who might as we be AI, but are worse, insecure, narcissistic, rich, greedy, psychopaths.
Maybe, just maybe once the studios and businesses and corporations start using this and it causes no effects on anyone and they shit out 1000 movies and shows and books and songs a year, we will finally appreciate ourselves. I don’t know, just a nice little takeaway I had from this. Going post-verbal and post-matter now, good night.
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Watched on Tuesday May 6, 2025.
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Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.
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Watched on Wednesday April 30, 2025.
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Love!
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What a treat the movies are! 😊👍👍👍👍👍
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Watched on Tuesday April 22, 2025.
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I can not believe this is real
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Watched on Monday April 21, 2025.
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Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.
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This looked like a TV movie and I think I probably would’ve liked it more if I was gay, but still very nice!
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Lots of man butt in this
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Watched on Tuesday April 15, 2025.
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Watched on Monday April 14, 2025.
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Wowie zowie, that sure was pretty cray cray. It’ll take a little longer for me to fully encapsulate my thoughts on this. All I can say at the moment is that it was beautiful, all of it. Also I think David Byrne would like this.
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Ooga booga. Incredibly underrated. Lots of very nice shots in this, reminded me a lot of some of Michel Gondry’s music videos for Björk, which of course makes sense. Also the music was quite nice. Poor monkey man
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I loved everything about this
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For the most part, a fairly standard 2000s manic pixie Dreamgirl type romcom. However, Cillian Murphy and Luci Lou are pretty cool. So that gives it a few extra points. Also, I also like movies! So that was a nice little bonus. And there was a couple of quite pleasant looking shots throughout. Overall, a fairly pleasant movie. Very nice. 😊👍👍👍👍✅✅✅✅✅
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I’ve hit 13 deer in 7 weeks
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Guys… so I have sort of a dark and somewhat twisted theory about this movie… What if…
This was actually a dream that Steve is experiencing while in a coma that he fell into when he was a child… Idk… but that would explain all the crazy and fantastical stuff that happens in this movie that doesn’t really make sense. And we do know that Steve had a somewhat dark childhood where he could have been able to fall into a coma. Perhaps while trying to get into the mines…
Only jesting, but if this movie came out in the 2010s, people on YouTube would be saying that shit.
Overall, this movie was just a bunch of bad writing, unfunny jokes, unlikeable characters, and wasted potential. Jared Hess is “washed,” as the kids say. A vast majority of the jokes were relying on his prior movies as “references.”
Tots! HAHAHAHA! Like Napoleon Dynamite!
Jack Black doing a funny jumping pose in a wrestling ring? AHHAHA! Like Nacho Libre!
Also, the main child character’s only characteristic is that he’s “creative,” but his big creative idea is a jet pack. That’s it.
Also, this movie stole a lot from Pixels (ex-pro 80s gamer whose life now sucks, and the weird-looking video game character entering the real world where he finds love with a real human, ha ha!) which is quite odd considering that movie’s ass.
It was pure pandering and slop. Maybe this movie was good at one point and there was just a bunch of studio interference, and that sucks, but that doesn’t excuse this piece of garbage that’s sadly probably gonna make a billion dollars.
Minecraft Story Mode and numerous fan films and videos prove that you could’ve made a good film out of a game with no real plot. But instead, we got the most basic, barebones, inoffensive nostalgia slop (not only for Jared Hess’s previous movies but for the current generation’s nostalgia for Minecraft the video game and all the actually good stuff that came from both of those things).
It also tried way too hard to be funny (all of Jack Black’s songs, Jennifer Coolidge’s whole character, all the dated 2010s “random” humor).
The only parts I somewhat enjoyed were when Private Idaho played and the hidden little knife joke at the end was okay.
Also, the theater I went to smelled like poop and I was surrounded by a bunch of teens and tweens yelling all the meme lines and just generally talking throughout. There was also an autistic child screaming, crying, and moaning throughout the film as well, which honestly just made me quite sad. But it made all the other children laugh, because loud noises are funny!
Dystopian.
I think that if you’re either bellow the age of 6 or have a room temp IQ you’ll enjoy this movie. I guess at least it brought people to theaters.
But on that note, I don’t dislike a bunch of people all going to the theatre and having fun. But a bunch of people all going to a theatre and causing a huge mess for underpaid and overworked staff to clean I do dislike. As well as ruining the movie and making both the children who came to see it as well as the parents who spent a bunch of money for them and their kid to come see it feel uncomfortable.
Also a lot of people’s defense for this movie was that it was just a dumb kids movie, comparable to the likes of Spy Kids or Shark Boy and Lava Girl. But at least those movies had soul in them and actually at least tried somewhat to be good. This movie didn’t even try at all, and that somehow is what made it succeed, because people are so irony poisoned. And even if that actually was the case, as I already stated, they’re ruining the movie for the people who would actually have enjoyed it.
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Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.
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Men want to be him and women want him
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Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.
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Oh brother, these three chuckleheads sure are a couple of characters
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Excellent April Fools’ Day movie
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Close your eyes, shut your mouth
Dream a dream and get us out
Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream
SHUT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK GUVK GUCK DHUT FUCK FUCK DHIT SHIT FUVK
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Schmucko Supremo
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Had a jolly good time watching this
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Wacky. Zany even.
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Wild at Heart except they’re stupid. Also crazy that Balthazar Getty stars in two movies where he plays a mechanic who meets a blonde woman who almost immediately wants to have sex with him.
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This is one of the most upsetting and beautiful movies I’ve ever seen
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Good movie! … Or should I say… boobie! Ha! Only jesting, I only say that because a lot of breasts appear in this here motion picture!
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I liked when he kept kicking the kid in the side while they were walking. Also when he kept hitting that guy in the head with a brick. And I want that blanket robe thing that he wears
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This happened to my friend once
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Hmm… Yeah, not so sure about that title. As far as I’m concerned, I could see him the entire time.
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This was like Gummo mixed with The Bill Nye The Science Guy Show and a little bit of Twin Peaks thrown in plus Talking Heads. So how could I not like it!! 😊😊👍👍❤️✅✅
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WOW, did NOT expect that ending… #not
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Watched on Saturday March 15, 2025.
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Not. A. Single. Fucking. Ladder. Appears. In. This. Film… Might as well have been called, I don’t know, Jacobs Stool! Yeah, stool! Because that’s exactly what this movie is! Stool! Aka SHIT! Only jesting. Good movie.
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Gave me the freaking heebie-jeebies!!!!!! I liked the part with the possums. Dracula is such a kind and silly man. Also I do the same eye thing as him to hypnotize people
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- Adaptation.
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- Adaptation.
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