every time dale cooper showsu p on scereen i satart vibrating and i natno breathe like ohy mgod look at him its him mits him my perfect baby cat babgiyrl holykyyyy shittttttttttttt i thinkkkkkkkkkk i hauve covid

elio perlman: literally just standing there
me: omg hes so me ........ thats literally ME !!!!! guys they put me in a MOVIE isnt that INSANEE omg most relatable fictional character of all time forREAL isnt it crazy that they literally made a film about ME !!!!!!!!!!

i knew my fear of uh . getting my hair cut (?) was justified

watched the first 20 minutes of this one a week ago and then kind of forgot about the fact that i hadnt finished it until now and thats how you know this is an all timer

sorry idk why i loved this so much but AKDJKWFKKDLADK !!!!!!!!!! FUCKK .... lowkey absolute cinema  man

also my entire theater was very vocally homophobic and also older which made for an uncomfortable but also very funny 4d viewing experience

i just know i would not have been able to shut tf up abt this if i had been a teenager in 1979 omg