Josh Gad has sex with Q*bert

Leatherface's slaughter room has a ramp, but the house's front door is only accessible via stairs. The place is an ADA compliance mess... and it only gets worse from there

I watched Clifford again

Makes you genuinely ask yourself, "Is Francis Ford Coppola intimately familiar with Neil Breen's filmography?"

It alternately bored, confused, and delighted me, often in quick succession. A singular film-going experience that I will forever.