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i mean predictably this is the weakest of the series but still pretty fun. they do some tremendous things with hand grenades here

there's something about the philippous' movies that keeps me from really clicking with them and i'm not sure what exactly it is. sally hawkins is awesome in this though and it gets pretty gnarly which i can respect. i dunno, something in the details

the keen eyed viewer will observe that both of osgood perkins' parents died in jarring and unusual ways. i wonder if this is something he has plans to thematically unpack in a film at some point

this movie has about 80 side characters and subplots and about 2/3 of them are not done justice. i will probably go see this again while it's in imax.

terrifying horror film about the male id. this made me ill to watch

ethan, you're playing 4D chess with an algorithm here

sometimes u just gotta lock in and watch a movie that is fine. its late afternoon on a saturday, time to put on a movie that is CERTIFIABLY alright. movie that, were it 2009, i would happily watch half of on TNT with ads and never bother to learn the title. yktv

let's be honest i was never going to be objective about this. if dead reckoning was tom and mcq making a metal gear movie this one is like a plot out of the just cause games. pushes the limit of how dumb these movies can get, definitely a mess, kind of has the same exact ending as megalopolis, breathtaking!

charming! obsessed with charles xavier's school for nonverbal autistic hackers, would watch a third

the title really gives the game away in this being a low quality DTV ass slasher, but i have to give it to them: being a mob doctor but for a roving pack of killer clowns is a pretty great bit

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can't even begin to tell you how happy i was to see someone finally get crushed by a grand piano in one of these

i mean it's certainly effective and largely less embarrassing than civil war was but in 2025 if your main artistic take on the illegal invasion of iraq by the US is generic "futility of war" stuff you are at least 15 years too late and frankly? ngmi

impressive the sheer degree to which this is not an adaptation of its source material. also impressive how stupid and incomprehensible it gets by the end. not NO fun to be had

GROUNDBREAKING: marvel studios allows director to shoot movie with finished script and good actors, does not tear it apart in post with 8 rounds of reshoots, results in good movie

movie so good it makes rod wave sound like the best shit you've ever heard

what if i just see this like 10 times while it's in theaters

i paid money to see this lol

the first hourish of this was honestly kind of slow and was starting to worry me. not that i wasn't enjoying it, but that the rest of the movie wouldn't be able to pay off that level of build up. the following hour or so is some of the coolest shit i've ever seen

gromit baby i would never treat you like he does.. we could be so happy together

far more cool puppets in this one than you'd expect

i don't know how sold i am on rami malek leading man but i AM gonna re watch dogs when i get home

when i was 10 years old i definitely enjoyed my fair share of dogshit "MINECRAFT IN REAL LIFE" smosh style videos but i think a key element of the appeal there is being 4 minutes long instead of 100

there are like 30 credited writers on this and i'm not convinced any of them have ever met or spoken

you know that scene from arrested development where michael finds the bag in the fridge labeled "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT" and looks in the bag and there's a dead bird in there? that's more or less where im at with this

i liked jennifer coolidge and the part where the kid commits an act of domestic terrorism on his first day of school

rewatched with commentary track by del toro

kind of an incredibly well shot and directed movie??? this is not something i would push for in most cases but this movie probably should come with a strong trigger warning

fucking sucked lol, basically has all of the glaring flaws from mickey 17 without even one of the redeeming qualities

also is jenna ortega ever gonna develop a second performance or

not nearly as fun as the beekeeper but statham + ayer adapting the facebook feed of a median RFK voter continues to be a winning formula

checked my parlay in draftkings multiple times during this

i mean obviously this was incredible

not without its charms but also not exactly with its charms either, if you get me

naming him "nathan caine" feels like cheating like if they actually named tom cruise "john collateral" in collateral

incredibly authentic boston representation

excellent! legally speaking i think michael fassbender and cate blanchett are married now

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my friend daffy is in this!! so proud of him❤️

people are so stupid about this movie lol

the courtroom scene maybe funniest part of any movie in 2024

fart noise

forgot to log this when i watched it a while ago but this was incredible

really wanted to know more about the macaron business but robert pattinson is the goat and that's what matters

almost every time wesley snipes says anything on the commentary track its an anecdote about a time where somebody was not interpreting blade correctly and he had to resolve the issue and every single time he's right

rewatched with directors commentary--important to note that bryan singer is ed on the commentary by his friend brian peck, who is even more of a sexual predator than he is

like its still interesting and theres nothing they say in this that would tip you off to their evil behavior but damn!

this is like a full hour too long if i'm honest but all the boss fights are really cool

i think i could watch a 2 hour breakdown of the production of basically any movie. why does the poster on here look like this

i mean there's a reason like 800 movies have openly tried to rip this off (they are all inferior copies because they fail to feature half as many jump scares as sam raimi put in this for some reason)

resident evil

aw shit man that sucks

obviously this is tasteless and offensive in multiple ways but that's like the least interesting thing about it. what i really dont understand is if you're making your "big swing" style arthouse movie why the fuck didnt you put any swag into it??? baz luhrmann is definitely capable of making a movie this offensive but he would NEVER make something with such a lack of visual flair. relatedly why does this movie look like this? less relatedly, why do all the songs sound like this? has jacques audiard ever watched a movie before?

incredibly funny that the horde of selena gomez stan s on twitter are harassing people who arent fawning over THIS

this movie is kind of very bad but also delightful to watch pretty much front to back

obviously patrick stewart as charles xavier and ian mckellan as magneto are two of the most inspired casting choices in any adaptation, but what's more important is anna paquin doing one of the least believable southern accents i've ever heard

sucks that they made wolverine tall and handsome instead of short and ugly but hard to deny that hugh jackman is very good in these

sometimes all a movie needs is the coolest guy of all time 

deacon frost kind of invented being chris pine

right so this was very upsetting

this is honestly more entertaining than most recent mcu stuff if only bc harrison ford is punching way above what this movie deserves, but it also is maybe the most "5+ credited writers" movie i've ever seen

heavy iron man 2 energy overall

has paddington ever skateboarded

sometimes you just want to watch a guy ritchie movie where jason statham kills a bunch of guys. he killed a bunch of guys in this one👍

best to worst

• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible II
• Mission: Impossible III

ranked (approximately)

yes i know hundreds of beavers is technically not really from 2024 but it didnt get a real domestic release until january so im counting it

1. Hundreds of Beavers
2. Challengers
3. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
4. The Brutalist
5. Trap
6. Dune: Part Two
7. Anora
8. Love Lies Bleeding
9. The First Omen
10. Megalopolis

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

ranked (approximately)

1. Nope
2. The Batman
3. Barbarian
4. Top Gun: Maverick
5. Avatar: The Way of Water
6. The Fabelmans
7. Jackass Forever

   how are you realistically supposed to rank this among other movies lol

8. Ambulance
9. The Northman
10. The Banshees of Inisherin

ranked (approximately)

1. Killers of the Flower Moon
2. Oppenheimer
3. Asteroid City
4. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
5. Saw X
6. May December
7. Poor Things
8. The Holdovers
9. Knock at the Cabin
10. The Boy and the Heron

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

• Saw
• Saw VI
• Saw X
• Saw 3D
• Saw II
• Jigsaw
• Saw IV
• Spiral: From the Book of Saw
• Saw III
• Saw V

best to worst

• The Conjuring
• The Nun II
• The Conjuring 2
• Annabelle: Creation
• The Nun
• Annabelle
• The Curse of La Llorona
• Annabelle Comes Home
• The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

(based on rewatch / filling in gaps in progress)

best to worst

• The Avengers
• Iron Man 3
• Iron Man
• Captain America: The First Avenger
• Thor
• Iron Man 2

best to worst

• Paranormal Activity
• Paranormal Activity 3
• Paranormal Activity 2
• Paranormal Activity 4

best to worst

• Spider-Man 2
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Spider-Man
• Spider-Man: Homecoming
• Spider-Man 3
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• Spider-Man: No Way Home
• Spider-Man: Far From Home
• The Amazing Spider-Man
• The Amazing Spider-Man 2

best to worst

• Scream
• Scream VI
• Scream
• Scream 2
• Scream 4
• Scream 3