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That haircut scene was more steamy than the kiss by the tree 🫥

God this movie is a classic

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Showing my Dad a 2020’s classic…

He rated it 4/5 ⭐️’s!!!

I will never repeat this myself because I don’t want this on my official record, but…I’d fuck this movie. Raw. No question.

I knew this was an animated classic, but reading the backstory behind this was wild…

Legitimately, the lore behind this movie is insane…CIA funded, an animation director from Walt Disney because they couldn’t trust anyone else to create this because of the “Red Scare”, accidentally selling the rights to your late husbands work to undercover CIA agents, reworking plot points from the original novel so they didn’t create the wrong public perception…like yo…what?

However, they changed a lot of plot points, I am happy they kept the best line in the book, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others".

Total pivot of the conversation, little allegorical political stories like this one make you wonder “what if…?” For example, Lenin Vs Stalin. Even though Lenin led the initial rebellion but was widely considered the more popular/sympathetic/innovative of the two, while Stalin was painted out to be the more militaristic of the two. Just makes you think!

Every franchise has their black sheep of a movie, and I’m glad this one is so early on…

While watching this, I thought to myself, “you know it’s pretty cool that Zack Snyder started off his career fairly early with a Mission Impossible movie!” Color me shocked when I looked to see the director, who I had never heard of, used more slow-motion shots than the Snyder Cut of Justice League…

Even though an entertaining finale, here is some statements I do have to make regarding this film

1. Motorcycle jousting should be left in the past

2. Yes Tom Cruise is a fine wine, but I do not need a slow-motion shot of his hair whipping in the wind

3. I ed this movie vaguely from watching it when I was younger, but man rewatching it now they made Ethan Hunt super duper horny in this

4. This movie gave me the same feeling/vibes as Pierce Brosnan playing 007 in the 90’s…now were those films particularly good? No! But Pierce had charm and charisma that made you swoon…maybe it was just the accent…Regardless, Tom Cruise ain’t got nothin on younger Pierce Brosnan

Yes it has been a week since I’ve sat down and watched a movie all the way through…Sue me I was reading a book…Anyho, good fun, expect nothing and get surprised with something!

(Please don’t watch this movie it is so bad lol)

I’ve said this and I’ll say it again, Chris Evans needs to do more villain roles

Chirrut Imwe from Rouge One is equivalent to Rafiki from the Lion King and I will not elaborate on it

I watching this as a kid and thinking Hercules giving up his god status was one of the most romantic things ever…

Anyho, whoever decided to cast the voice of Hades cooked so much he burned the whole kitchen down

Also, this movie just gets better with age,
“And that play about Oedipus? Man I thought I had problems!”
Killer line…

P.S. Our whole family has the Mandela Effect because we ed the line as

“These scissors won’t cut!”

Not

“This thread won’t cut!”

We decided that’s not correct and we like our line better so Disney hop to it on the changes

P.S.S My Disney crushes growing up was Megara and Jasmine, and I don’t feel like I have to elaborate on that

Phil Collins you cooked too hard young man

Gonna be honest I’m just leaving a review so I can see the special message that pops up after you post…

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Not near as good as the first two installments, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t love the way they finished this trilogy

I can’t wait to see Berk at Epic Universe tomorrow, tears will be shed lol

Mom chose to watch this for Mothers Day Dinner…

Jane Fonda…you could get it back then and you can still get it to this day…the woman that you are

After rewatching much later, I can appreciate the story behind this short film with it being in association of the Kevin Love Fund, I can appreciate how similar it is to one of my favorite trilogies (yes beyond isnt out but 1 and 2 are peak), and I can appreciate its subliminal messaging…

Please forgive me for shitting on the project when it first came out…i just really want beyond the spiderverse 🥲

A classic to mom and dad…a movie to sit through for me

I’m not sure why, the jokes, which is 99% of the movie, just don’t land for me except for the few chuckles here n there…maybe because I’m not a homeowner so I don’t understand the true moneypit mentality but 🤷‍♂️ 

One star each for my boy Woody and my gal pal Diane Chambers though

Mom and I decided to watch a classic for Cinco de Mayo…so we resulted to an old 80’s cult classic with three of the whitest stars from that time period…naturally…as most people would do on this holiday

This movie genuinely was so stupid and silly, it was hard to watch at times

Now, I will say, the bar scene where they took the tequila shot then did a musical number dancing with the patrons of the catina was absolute cinema

P.S.
My mom and I both couldn’t stop talking about the Three Caballeros while watching this so do with that as you will

“We’ll be your brothers Dad!” 

🥲🥲🥲

Feels a little inappropriate watching an African American man die in a multitude of ways

I get the messaging, I understand why it was Oscar-nominated, I understand pushing forth the names that cemented the BLM era…these names need to be said, there needs to be a conversation because this is still a problem dealt with today…but watching this dude die over and over again in new ways? Just doesn’t sit right with me, feels like a movie that was Oscar baiting but didn’t feel like telling a true story about HOW to change these systemic issues

Just showing dad some new animated classics

Wait…is Marvel back??

Making that child disappear into the void after saving her from the falling debris was so fucked up

Great movie with great messaging…now here comes my gripes

What happened to making Sam Wilson recruit the New Avengers?

What happened to Ms Marvel recruit the Young Avengers?

These are plot lines I pray that are answered in the future…

Edit: I should’ve kept my big yap shut…

Watched on Saturday May 3, 2025.

A surprisingly funnier sequel to an already stupidly funny movie

Does it play out like a family guy episode at some points? Sure, but if you like that type of comedy then you’ll love this movie

Wait guys…mods…chat…did Netflix actually make a compelling, well shot, well acted movie?

The man was too stunned to speak

Widdiwy a cwassic

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I watched this the other night with my dad, but I regrettably fell asleep during the climax so i rewatched the last 20 min so I could count the movie…That being said, here are my thoughts

1. Penis tie is a classic 🤭 

2. Lone Starr why are you tonguing Princess Vespa at the altar with your eyes wide open…serial killer vibes

3. When I say my tummy is upset because of my IBS, the scene of the “Special” surprise coming out of the dudes stomach is how I feel 

4. The jam joke gets me every time lol

Watched on Monday April 28, 2025.

Watched on Monday April 28, 2025.

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Who felt more betrayed?

Anakin not getting master when appointed a chair in the Jedi Council

or…

Taylor unpushing the button for me to get a drink at Cinepolis

I sure have my fuckin answer.

Update: they just didn’t want to serve me again.

P.S.: I sure didn’t realize how many people spoke like they were on the brink of orgasm during this movie…I’m not sure what to do with this information

That Russian accent was god awful…and he didn’t even drink the vodka 🫥

Overall fun and silly, could watch a lot worse things for 2 hours

I was promised Lily-Rose Depp…only to see her in like 3 scenes…I hate it here

“Y’all Twins?”

“Nah We Cousins!”

If I had a nickel for everytime a projected Academy Award picture featured two people played by the same character with two incredibly different personalities was released in 2025…id have two nickels…which isn’t a lot…but it is kinda weird that it happened twice

Watched on Wednesday April 16, 2025.

This movie did more for birth control than planned parenthood ever will

Watched on Tuesday April 15, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 12, 2025.

Mom picked out this movie…

I laughed a few times…

That’s bout all I got to say bout this one…

Those bloody Frenchies!

What’s a more cinematic castle siege…Battle of the Bastards in Game of Thrones Season 6, or The Attempted King Arthur Siege of the French Castle that only ended with Arthur and company getting pelted by cows and whatnot?

Surprisingly, this is my first watch of this, and may be in my top 3 Mel Brooks movies.

Has a lot of great one liners, but definitely gets derivative in parts. Will say watching monkeys hump a rock at the beginning of this movie definitely told me exactly what I’d be watching for the next hour and a half.

Here’s to the Infinity Saga rewatch 🫡

It really is beautiful how the berth of this cinematic universe gave us some beautiful moments in cinema history and objectively one of the greatest moments of movie watching in theaters ever.

I’ve seen this movie in bits and pieces over the years, but never sat down and watched it from beginning to end. Since Val’s ing, and  knowing it is one of my dads favorites and always swore up and down about how good this movie was, I decided to watch it and Jesus am I glad I did.

Little bit of a disted narrative, especially towards the end with hunting down the rest of the cowboys. Also a little difficult to narrow down characters since everyone has the same damn mustache. However, first off…Val Kilmer…the man that you are. Stole literally every scene he was in. Secondly, just overall very fun, classic western movie. Movies that are old-fashioned like the John Wayne movies, while classics in their own right, always seemed dull to me. This movie, with its acting, cinematography, and quotable one liners…one could say it is “very cosmopolitan” indeed. 

Couple of funny things I noticed while watching though…

1. Making one of the cowboys think he’s inhaling opium through a pipe, only for him to open his eyes and see he deep throated the barrel of a six-shooter…Jesus

2. The throwaway “Equal Rights and Pay for Women and Men” wagon in the background for one shot and one shot only is a little comedic

3. He sure got over his cracked out dead wife real quick when the burlesque/show actress was free and available

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Megatron…he is the definition of crashing out

…

And fuck is it understandable

Gonna be honest…was not expecting the umbrella to knock out that many Moon Monsters

Watched on Monday March 24, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 26, 2025.

My body dismorphia seems to further escalate as I found out today when Marilyn Monroe shot this movie, she was pregnant…pregnant I tell you

I watched this movie about a thousand times as a kid, and rewatching it today on a whim, I realized again how much of a classic this is for me.

That being said, as the movie progresses, I realized how eerily similar my humor is to this movie. Moments of me saying out loud, “Oh lol I have said that before!” and “Oh haha that’s a funny bit…wait I do that sometimes…” While I could be upset that this movie made such an impact on me as a kid, that I have embodied it and carried it to my adulthood, I have to acknowledge…I am Mike Myers and I could do a lot worse comedy level wise.

Similar beats to Live Action Aladdin…

Some new music, new plot points, but keeps the same magic…

During my viewing of this at AMC, I had to go to the bathroom close to the finale (surprise right?). I watched several kids in the front row boogie to the last song in the movie. This is why Disney is timeless, it will always be a classic.

A certified classic. 

When Dad told me that C4 doesn’t actually explode if shot at, that it needs an electric current to be able to explode, my disappointment after hearing that was immeasurable…

What do you mean Dad? Does that mean all my old shoot ‘em up movies lied to me as a kid?

Watched on Wednesday March 19, 2025.

You can’t replicate the absolute purity of perfection. The first will always be perfect, but this is a close second. I can’t wait to visit the land when I go to Epic Universe.

• A Complete Unknown
• Sonic the Hedgehog 3
• Babygirl
• Captain America: Brave New World
• Mickey 17
• Snow White
• Warfare
• Sinners
• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• Thunderbolts*

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• Return of the Jedi
• The Empire Strikes Back
• Star Wars
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
• Solo: A Star Wars Story

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1. The Lion King
2. Tarzan
3. Hercules
4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
5. The Little Mermaid
6. Mulan
7. Aladdin
8. Pocahontas
9. Beauty and the Beast

• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible II
• Mission: Impossible III
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

Can’t be more descriptive than that

• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• Catch Me If You Can
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• The Incredibles
• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
• No Country for Old Men
• The Dark Knight
• Avatar
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
• Thunderbolts*
• Spider-Man: No Way Home
• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Iron Man
• The Marvels
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
• Captain America: Brave New World
• Captain America: The First Avenger
• Captain Marvel

...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

• Blazing Saddles
• Spaceballs
• History of the World: Part I
• Young Frankenstein
• The Producers
• Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• Dracula: Dead and Loving It
• High Anxiety
• Silent Movie
• The Twelve Chairs

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• Transformers One
• Transformers
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Transformers: The Last Knight
• Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Movies that I just simply love

• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Baby Driver
• Wicked
• Dune: Part Two
• The Wild Robot
• Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
• The Holdovers
• Knives Out
• Top Gun: Maverick
• The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

...plus 122 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Doogal
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• A Different Man
• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
• Child's Play
• Chicago
• Poor Things
• Howl's Moving Castle
• X
• MaXXXine

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• Aladdin
• Snow White
• The Jungle Book
• Pete's Dragon
• Cinderella
• Cruella
• Mulan
• Christopher Robin
• Beauty and the Beast
• The Little Mermaid

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Kong: Skull Island
• Godzilla vs. Kong
• Godzilla
• Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire
• Godzilla: King of the Monsters

• Dune: Part Two
• Mean Girls
• Argylle
• Monkey Man
• The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
• Challengers
• Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
• Deadpool & Wolverine
• It Ends with Us
• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

• Scream
• Scream
• Scream 3
• Scream VI
• Scream 2
• Scream 4