Rating Scale:
5= A+
4.5= A\A-
4= B+
3.5= B
3= B-/C+
2.5= C/C+
2= C/C-
1.5= D
0-1= F
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Grade: C+ (2.5-3 stars)
WELCOME TO JUNE-RASSIC PARK, JUNE WICK, & OTHER ACTION ADVENTURES
“Some of the worst things imaginable are done with the best intentions.”
“Don’t get too excited. Chances are we won’t see a thing.”
-Dr. Grant
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WELL HECK, IF YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES HERE
Wake up from your velociraptor on a plane dream, Dr. Grant, Jurassic Park III is here, and you’re being duped by William H. Macy basically reprising his role as snaky businessman, JERRY LUNDEGAARD,…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Grade: C/C+
CoMAYdy (Randomly Selected Comedy Film Categories For the Month of May)
Spin 10: Horror Comedy
17/52 // #12 HORROR COMEDY
A24 Horror Ranked
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“Fuck Winter break we need to go back to school a little early.”
This film hit me with the unexpected, with the first half far exceeding my expectations. Initially, it’s a nostalgic, chaotic comedy, tapping into late-'90s and early-2000s references with comedic fervor—AOL instant messenger, burning CDs, the anticipation of…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Nosferatu (2024)
Grade: B
Before a rewatch I had this film as B/B- (3 stars).
Horrorx525 1/52 // #23 REMAKE
History of Horror 2025 2/52 // #27 VAMPIRES
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“My dreams grow darker. Tell me, does evil come from within us? Or beyond?” -Ellen
“Soon I will not be a shadow to you. Soon our flesh will embrace.” -Count Orlock
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GENERAL COMMENTS
This is my first visual experience with the Nosferatu story. After watching it, I ventured into the…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Grade: A+
November Random Wheel
Pick 6: Drinking the Kool-Aid
A Film Featuring a Cult.
AMERICAN HISTORY X
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“We don’t know them. We don’t want to know them. They are the enemy.” -Derek Vinyard
“I was so pissed off. Nothing I ever did took that feeling away.” -Derek Vinyard
“Has anything you’ve done made your life better?” - Bob Sweeney
“Your rhetoric and propaganda won’t save you out there.” - Bob Sweeney
It will now...and you can be rewarded…