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Wasn’t more than 5 minutes in when I saw not one but TWO New York Mets hats. They really know who runs NY (all the bad guys minus Allen wore Yankees hats). Even the pizza shop was dripped out with Mets memorabilia on the walls and an employee with a Daryl Strawberry jersey. Had me giggling in the corner like a school girl. It truly is and will always be about the Mets. 

Li “stuffed crust” Fong was lowkey Chinese Peter Parker and Connor “roid rage” Day was Alex Rodriguez (I made the second one up. But if you saw this white boy you’d instantly think he was on steroids and angry.) 

Overall, kinda good? Great to see ALL the karate kids in this movie + my dog Jackie Chan <3. I don’t count Jaden Smith. Two branches, one tree. I know that’s right.

If I could rate this based on how hot the cast was… it would be a 5/5. Alas, Sebastian Stan and Lupita Nyong'o cannot save how this movie put women back 5,000 years AT LEAST.

AMC employee: how was it??

Me: good if you like crying!

AMC employee: oh? 

In all honesty, I sobbed the last 40 minutes of this film. Straight up tears streaming down my face, ugly crying moment. I truly broke down when Lilo cried out “we were supposed to grow up together!” as Stitch was laying dead on the beach (oops spoiler). I truly was inconsolable at that moment. Thank god I was sitting by myself in the back of the theater. Am I a huge stitch fan? No. Am I truly a baby when it comes to movies? Yes. Ohana means family. Bro, this movie was different, but still good. 

In times of giggles, I think my favorite was when Lilo told Nani that she should the marines (but Nani was talking about marine biology). 

Pleakley is an expert on flora, fauna, and FASHION! I know that’s right. Serve that cunt baby serve.

“This is my family. i found it, all on my own. it’s little, and broken, but still good. yeah, still good.”

Always makes me cry that Stitch takes the ugly duckling book and runs to the woods and tries to find his version of that books happy ending. 

I had to pregame this before I witness the live action monstrosity. If Pleakley isn’t gay as fuck I DONT WANT IT. I better see a bob and a cunty dress. NO WHITE MEN PLEASE!!!! 

Also it better have the song Suspicious Minds or I will lose my shit on a bitch. That’s gotta be my favorite Elvis song other than In the Ghetto.

“I’m going to be the very best witch I can be. And I know having a good heart is important.” 

I adore how simple this movie is. It carries an ordinary kind of beauty, the kind found in everyday moments. I found myself tearing up over the most seemingly mundane scenes: when Kiki and Tombo were riding the bike together, or when Kiki would snuggle up with Jiji. There’s a quiet wonder woven throughout the film, one you might miss if you try to over-analyze it.

We get so caught up in the repetitive rhythm of life that we forget why we’re doing something or what inspires us. I think this movie reminds us of the importance of self-reflection and asking whether what we’re doing truly serves a purpose. 

Seeing this in theaters for the studio ghibli fest was truly spectacular. I am honored to have witnessed its glory on the big screen. Pure cinema.

Just watched this at the gym (made running tolerable). If Harry Potter can fight off dementors and serve cunt, I can run 4 miles. 

IT’S AMONG THE DARKEST OMENS IN OUR WORLD. IT’S AN OMEN OF… DEATH. IT’S LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE… LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. 

That kid ATE and DEVOURED with those two lines.

This is my formal apology to Michael B Jordan. I wasn’t familiar with your game. Holy shit, you were phenomenal in this. We had Michael A Jordan and Michael B Jordan. Top tier performance in my book. 

The scene that made me feel all the feels was the one where Sammie conjured all the musicians past and future to the dance floor. It was truly an out of body experience. Seeing the music transcend generations and how it truly is an extension of the previous. When we think about all the genres of music it truly comes back to black music. It has shaped nearly every major genre, from African roots to blues, jazz, gospel, rock, and hip-hop. Wow I love music theory. Shit is fascinating to me. And to see it so perfectly encapsulated in this film has me hyped. 

The post credit scene was incredible. It added to the plot in ways I didn’t know I needed. “Before the sun set, that was probably the best day of my life. Was it for you?” 

Yea, I almost cried. So what.

Now lemme say one more thing about Michael b Jordan….. LET THAT MAN REMAIN SLEEVELESS AND LET THAT MAN SHOOT UP ANY KKK MEMBER HE SEES!

Wooooooahhhhhhh seeing this in theaters was IMMACULATE. Pure cinema. Upping my OG rating because I am a prequels Stan. 

Hayden, my man! I’m so glad you’re getting the love you deserve for this role. You killed it and by it I mean the movie and not portraying a burnt carcass crawling around the pits of Mustafar (but you killed that too). 

Ewan, dude you’ve been hot since episode 1 even with your ugly ass padawan hair. And baby, YOU ARE A STAR! 

One of the best lightsaber fight scenes almost tied with phantom menace Darth Maul vs Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi Wan. It makes me so pumped to know that Anakin studied that OG fight between Obi Wan and Maul and thought he was so hot shit he could do the same to Obi Wan. NEWWWWWS FLASHHHHHHH never gonna work. Like ever. Although Obi Wan wasn’t nearly as skilled in the force he was a pro with the defensive strategy of combat and knew Anakin would rely too much on his confidence and ultimately fail. Dude was doomed. 

Not only is this the most quotable movie of the prequels but it is by far the best. Seeing it on the big screen was like finding a new religion. One of men with lightsabers, boots, and flowy locks. 

I see through the lies of the Jedi🧐. I do not fear the dark side as you do😱❌. I HAVE BROUGHT, PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE!!! ✌🏻🌎⚖️🔐

Your new empire? 🤔👀🥺

Don’t make me kill you😡🪦☠️

Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic. TO DEMOCRACY!! 🦅🇺🇸🌎

If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy. 👿🔫🪦

Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. ☠️💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 🔫

You will try. 😈🤪😦😠😡💢

Honorable mention quotes:
- Hello there! 
- Wait a minute how did this happen? Were smarting than this! 
- Another happy landing :) 
- It’s over anakin, I have the high ground. 
- I HATE YOUUUU 
- not to worry! We are still flying half a ship. 
- This is where the fun begins
- UNLIMITED POWERRRRR
- We’re in a bit of a situation
- So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. 
- DO IT! (DEW IT).

No shame in saying this but Darth Maul could get it any day at any time. I love that freaky little dathomirian. I just know he fucks mad hoes. 

Despite Obi Wan cutting my dude in half, he survives off of pure hatred and comes back even sexier with metal legs he built in hiding. That’s MY shadow lord. 

The rest of the movie is a damn wash. Too much pod racing, not enough memes.

Obi Wan walks into Outlander Club: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. 

*tells anakin to get the fuck away from him*
*takes a shot at the bar*
*cuts a lady down with lightsaber* 

Anakin rushing over: Jedi business! 

I also would tell Anakin to go away and take a shot at the bar. Maybe even two. 

Pre-gaming this movie before I watch the re-release of ROTS. Thank god for the clone wars tv series because it makes this film tolerable.

1. can you tell him everything in your heart?
2. is he kind?
3. does he help you become the best version of yourself?
4. can you imagine him as the father of your children?

Can men ACTUALLY check off these boxes? Like has someone actually met a man that can? Not being sarcastic I’m just shocked that a man can check off one let alone 4! I’d say don’t have high standards but these 4 rules are bare minimum and ladies… these losers are below the floor. 

Jk jk some men are okay. Like hayden christensen, tom hiddleston, ewan mcgregor, and ryan gosling. My guy pals too :) my letterboxd homies <3  yall are great.

Elena (my mom) and I watched this bad boy on the plane. She watched and I read the subtitles. Still as good as I . Coleman Domingo you beautiful bastard. You will get your awards and accolades if I have anything to say about it. Still cried. Still giggled. Im still in pure awe and amazement at the storyline, the prisoners portraying themselves, and the vital role that the arts play in rehabilitation.

Anna and I hot ranking the lions male edition:
- Teen Simba
- Adult Simba
- Mufasa
- Teen Kovu 
- Any other male lion ever
- Scar
- Crack baby withdrawal lion Nuka (one who needs a shower and rehab) 

“Kovu is a boy, Mufasa is a man. And yes, teen Simba is still number 1.” 

No one has looked hotter than Kiera Knightley dressed as a pirate. Not to sexualize her but I’d threeway the hell out of her and Orlando Bloom on the black pearl. 

Once I told my coworkers (bunch of 30 year olds) that I liked when men looked a little dirty as in pirates and they didn’t get the vision. Like if I was a young woman during peak pirate era, you bet your ass i would throw away my bourgeoisie peasant life for a dirty man who sails the 7 seas.

Did I just witness greatness? No. Did I giggle? Yes. Did jack black and jason momoa really need to 69? Perhaps. 

Chat, can I get 2 big booms for dennis?

I feel invincible after listening to “I’ll make a man out of you”. Like I could kick a door down or complete an hour on the stair master. Shit has me in beast mode.

This was playing while I got my nails done and I kept being like why does Henry Cavill have a gun? Why is he on a boat? Who is he running from? Why didn’t he die when he fell off a roof? Why is Sigourney Weaver in this? Is she a villain? If so, why isn’t she shooting anyone? 

Hard to have cold hard answers when the sound and subtitles were off and all I was going off of was vibes and lip reading. I gasped at one point and my nail tech was like “dude are you okay? Did I mess up.” And I couldn’t face the reality of telling her I was actually invested in this shit ass movie.

“Calcifer, you’re being so obedient.”


I’ve never known a heart to be obedient. Only reckless and wild with the purest intentions.

Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter...

I can confidently say that top 2 quotes of all time ever are:
1. “girls with asses like mine don’t talk to guys with faces like yours”
2. “when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY” 

Shakespeare wishes he had that pen game.

There were like 45 seconds of just ben and I gasping and being shocked by the series of events we were witnessing. 

Shipping up to Boston played so much you would think we were at a Red Sox game or a pub in southie on St Patrick’s day. 

After watching this movie, there are three things that I know for sure:
1. Martin deserved that Oscar win
2. The boston accent is a mental illness
3. Flip phones need to make a comeback for a more dramatic emphasis on illegal shenanigans

“It was very hard to read with all the little notes and stuff… was very unibomber.” If someone said that about my handwriting I would simply away. Terrorist joke aside, WHERE is MY James Marsden…. seriously he’s a national treasure. My Virgo king. 

I’m a Tess hater. Bridezilla wasn’t harsh enough. Like men are so stupid, but also women are so crazy!

If I never heard whale sounds again, I’d be okay with that.

Story of my goddamn life, literally just replay the last 3 years. Never trust a word that comes out of a man’s mouth. If his mouth is moving, he’s either lying or gaslighting you into thinking he never said it.

Why can love be so painful that we’d rather erase each other than deal with the heartbreak? Is it worth it to feel everything, the love, the loss, all of it? Even if we could truly erase someone, wouldn’t they still be with us in some way? In the subtle memories, the random associations, the habits we don’t even realize we picked up? Don’t we internalize the people we once loved, whether we want to or not? 

This has me thinking about all the ways I love the people around me and how I can see bits of myself in them.  If I can love someone, doesn't that also mean I’m loving a version of myself too? And if I were to erase them, would that mean I’d be erasing pieces of myself as well? 

Big thoughts after this one. Mainly about how I have endless amounts of love to give but nowhere to place it.

TRAPIANA IS BACK! The horns on dandelion combined with her flow is so unbelievably horny and iconic. If I was a stupid man and a woman said “got me like what’s your wishlist? You can get anything you’d like” I’d be foaming at the mouth and barking at the moon screaming that’s my WIFE. Can’t believe SpongeBob got my girl on her knees and not in a religious way. 

All seriousness, this short film was amazing and her mind is insane for all the connections and cinematic references.

You’re telling me they had automatic weapons lying around and they gave my girl a bow and some incendiary arrows? Even stupid ass Gale got a gun… makes sense since he’s USELESS and has zero skills so he needs something that an imbecile can wield.

Rest in pussy, Finnick. Gone too soon. *insert the three finger salute*.

This is for Gale, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch. Why you take me off the mf schedule with your trifflin dirty white, racist ass, big fat bitch. Oompa Loompa body ass bitch. I'm comin up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you, bitch. 

If Gale has 100 haters, I am one. If he has 1 hater, it’s me. If he has 0 haters, I’m dead. 

Gale hatred aside, I’m convinced that at first, Haymitch didn’t believe Peeta was actually Peeta. He probably thought the Capitol had taken a random boy from another district, made him look like Peeta, pumped him full of drugs, and tortured him into playing their game. Based on history, that is 100% a possible and likely course of action, given Snow’s past tactics. It wasn’t until Peeta strayed from the script and warned them that Haymitch realized it was truly him. 

I would’ve traded all Peeta’s pain, multiplied it by 2,000, and given it to Gale just for funzies.

I would get on my knees like I’m about to receive communion if Finnick offered me a sugar cube. Whatever you say hottie. Mouth open, tongue out, eyes locked. Amen.

Happy birthday Haymitch, sorry your party sucked so much!

Knowing what I now know, Haymitch was 100% having PTSD and panic attacks throughout this entire hunger games from the chariot ride entry to the poisoned berries at the end. President Snow truly wanted my dog to suffer.

Men will fall in love for the first time, get their heart broken, and hold a 60+ year old grudge before they go to therapy.

“You ate pizza, you stole panties! You’re a wild woman!” 

Boutta be my 2025 life story.

“In order of importance where do the Red Sox rank in your life?” 

“I say Red Sox, sex and breathing” 

Me but with the Mets.

I love when a twink simps for an angry woman who hates him. 

“I’ll cut your throat! That’ll shut you up!”

“You’re beautiful” 

Okay… me and who?

I need this type of love to hunt me down like a primal wolf, smack me on the head with a frying pan, and carry me away. Please tell me that I have bewitched someone body and soul.

I seriously need to see this in IMAX for its 20th anniversary or I might explode with the energy of 1,000 suns.

You can’t make a tomlette without breaking some greggs.

I never fully trust anyone who is really into The Beatles. The Beach Boys on the other hand….

M.I.L.P. (Man, I love puss (puss in boots that is))!

MACAROONS AREN’T A SIN!!! 

Bong Joon Ho, when I catch you…. MY MAN! Straight gold son. Honestly, loved this so much.

Oh to have someone who loves every version of you, even the parts you don’t recognize. To be able to fall in love over and over again. To be more than an expendable, to deserve life and love. That is what it is to truly live.

New new plan: hack the system, get everyone fired and take over, have your dad kill your boss at a birthday party, go to court, get rich, buy the house, save your dad.

“Jordan Peele fucking rules!” - Oscar award winner Mikey Madison

It’s doing so well on its own. Grandma picked the perfect spot. 

I need Willem Dafoe to shield me from the harsh reality of the world.

Sometimes it’s all just a little too much for the heart. That’s no excuse and I hope you can forgive me.

“As himself”, “as himself”, “as himself”. Stunning. Breathtaking. Vulnerable. Painful. Beautiful. Transformative. Beloved.

Shoutout Latvia, gotta be one of my favorite countries after this movie. 

Animals are so curious and precious. I adored everything about this film. No dialogue was ever needed, you understood what was going on perfectly. 

Seeing the cat go from being horrified of water to gaining courage catching fish made me cry. He had an entire gang to feed.

Using the word “fuck” 479 times is truly the most iconic thing ever. Someone kiss Sean Baker on the mouth.

“The heart is not meant to rule.”

I think I needed to let my frontal lobe develop in order to love this movie. Because I watched part 1 when I was 21 and it didn’t do it for me. Now I’m older and part 2 is pure cinema! I will be sat for part 3. 

This movie was aesthetically so stunning. The visuals were EVERYTHING! The wide shots in the desert had to be my absolute favorite. Especially when Zendaya and Timmy were watching the sunrise. Second best would be the aerial shot of the battle. The score was also so gorgeous. Everyone was acting their asses off. Secured the bag FOR SURE. 

Calling Timmy Muad’dib aka the little desert mouse is so cute and precious. He is SO a little desert mouse. Mousey boy :) 

Need me a hype man like Stilgar. ing me and backing me no matter what.

There were concepts of a movie. I’m not gonna sugar coat it, it was bad. Could’ve been a lot worse (if you can believe that). There was no need for all that singing. Nothing could have prepared me for anything that happened in this movie. It was crazy from the jump. 

Zoe Saldana did what she could with a bad script and bad production. 

Next time someone makes a movie like this, oh wait, there better not be a next time.

“Dave, you okay?” 

UHHHHHH. You could NOT catch me in this type of scenario. The time without oxygen clock starting had me SWEATING! Dude was dead for 30 minutes, came back, and then said damn lemme do this again in 3 weeks. That’s a different type of crazy.

“I need you. Because I hate myself. It’s your big night you need to get ready.” 

As women, our worth is often tied to our bodies and appearance. It is genuinely sad to see someone hate themselves so much that they willingly engage in the substance. Watching Sue continuously rob Lizzie of her time and witnessing the deterioration it causes her transcends into a deeper level of self-hatred and fear of aging. 

I also struggle with the fear of aging and beauty fading. I wish women were allowed to age with grace—maybe then it wouldn’t feel so scary.

This was so spectacular. I’m in awe. Gonna be thinking about this for a while. Mikey Madison is exceptional and deserves all the praise in the world for her depiction of Anora. 

“Sometimes you have to pretend to be strong, even when you’re breaking inside.” 

• Howl's Moving Castle
• Anora
• We Live in Time
• All of Us Strangers
• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
• The Amazing Spider-Man
• Promising Young Woman
• CODA
• Call Me by Your Name
• La La Land

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Amazing Spider-Man
• Starstruck
• Surf's Up
• High School Musical 2
• Another Cinderella Story
• Stick It
• Brother Bear
• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
• She's the Man

movies that have made me unbelievably emotional and contemplate for hours on end

• All of Us Strangers
• Beautiful Boy
• All the Bright Places
• My Policeman
• Call Me by Your Name
• Me Before You
• We Live in Time

marvel movies that are elite. top notch ones.

• Avengers: Infinity War
• Avengers: Endgame
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• The Amazing Spider-Man
• Black Panther
• Thor: Ragnarok
• Captain America: Civil War
• Spider-Man: No Way Home
• Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.