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I do not, and never will, understand the hate this film gets.

I get to a point where I stop worrying about the kills and start thinking about all the lawsuits that would happen after all this stuff!

The film literally reviews itself:

“It’s little, and broken, but still good.”

Am I right in assuming that Bob Hoskins has been Geri Halliwell in disguise the whole time? If that’s what the film wants me to take away from this, so be it.

Not as good as I it being but damn, that soundtrack completely slaps!

“It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!”

I think this is my favourite version of Seth Rogen.

To whoever turned the volume in our IMAX screen all the way up:

Thank you!

Until you 4DX it, you don’t fully comprehend how many people are thrown around in this film.

Smashed it out of the park! Spoiled by its trailers, yes, but that was a ride!

It’s hard watching this on the big screen knowing Babe’s brothers and sisters are in the foyer in a nice brioche bun.

And lo, he never forgave his niece and nephew for dragging him to see this a second time.

The “19 years later” scene is the only wonky scene in the movie. Everything else is banging!

A film so boring, they insert a five minute animated short to get your interest back.

Oh, let’s watch Broadbent take children to dinner for 2 and a half hours, that sounds like such fun! 

😒

More like the Ministry of Tragic, amiright?!

“It’s my boy!” breaks my heart for like five minutes then, much like literally everyone at Hogwarts, I forget about it.

The scene where Oldman and Thewlis are just screaming at each other is the pinnacle of acting in British cinema.

The PS1 game was better.

I wore out my pirate VHS of this. I can still the bits that got interrupted by people going to the toilet.

If this film came out 15 years ago, like it was supposed to, we’d be calling this the best video game adaptation of all time. But it didn’t, it came out today…

Dennis was cute. One star.

Someone should probably check to see if Will Poulter’s back is ok.

I imagine the makers of this actually booby-trapped a house and didn’t tell Jack Quaid about it. He’s just that good!

That party scene with Sam Jones looks freakin’ awesome and I want to go to there.

I don’t know, maybe this film caught me on a good day, but I thought it was charming as heck!

Do we need it? No. Do I like it a lot more than Shrek the Third? Absolutely!

To the person who decided to put Evil Dead in a high rise building, I wish you nothing but health and happiness for the rest of your days.

The problem I have with this one is it’s just too mean. It slaps, but it’s mean.

I think this film was a trial to see if Sam Raimi could do a blockbuster. He can!

Finally, a film that lets Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell, ya know?

Ash is my favourite final girl.

How do the makers of this look the makers of Shrek 2 in the eye?!

Midsommar at Jared Leto’s house.

The entire I Need a Hero scene is cinematic gold and everyone knows it.

Dog Man! Ahhhhhh!
Fighter of the cat man! Ahhhhhh!

Just how mad do you think the folks at Disney were when this dropped?

I don’t think M. Night has ever been to a concert before. Heck, I don’t think he’s ever heard anyone talk before.

This is one of my favourite casts of all time! Collette! Kinnear! Carell! Dano! Breslin! Arkin! Proper squad!

If I was in this universe, I wouldn’t watch it, despite literally everyone probably telling me to watch it.

“Feels so good inside,” is the worst thing to ever exist!

Take another bow, whoever makes trailers for Osgood Perkins movies because, again, you’ve mis-sold me a film.

Kate! 👏 Winslet!! 👏👏

That’s it. That’s my review.

I find it so funny that we were watching this and a few screens down, someone was watching Sonic 3 and both movies are at either end of Jim Carrey’s range.

🎵Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way!!🎵

Jack Quaid is perfectly cast here because I imagine if he did get a robot, the first thing he’d do is fuck it.

“We interrupt this Sonic movie to give you some bullshit wedding stuff.”

All that overtime really paid off! Well done everyone!

The attention to detail in the recreations is top drawer!

Put bloopers back on the end credits, you cowards!

It’s Alan Cumming’s film and he knows it!!!

A compiled list of films that are, well, better than Space Jam.

• 10 Cloverfield Lane
• About Time
• Addams Family Values
• The Babadook
• Barbie
• The Cabin in the Woods
• The Damned United
• District 9
• Edward Scissorhands
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

...plus 38 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Bustin’ makes me feel good

1. Ghostbusters
2. Ghostbusters: Afterlife
3. Ghostbusters II
4. Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
5. Ghostbusters

Groovy!

1. Evil Dead II
2. Evil Dead Rise
3. The Evil Dead
4. Evil Dead
5. Army of Darkness

You’ve got a friend in this ranking.

1. Toy Story 2
2. Toy Story
3. Toy Story 3
4. Toy Story 4

You know Star Wars? I ranked it.

1. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
4. Star Wars
5. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
6. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
7. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
8. Return of the Jedi
9. Solo: A Star Wars Story
10. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

A personal ranking of the Batman movies (that I’ve seen)

1. The Dark Knight
2. Batman Returns
3. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
4. The Batman
5. Batman
6. The Lego Batman Movie
7. Batman Begins
8. Zack Snyder's Justice League
9. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
10. Batman Forever

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My personal ranking of all things Spidey.

1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man 2
3. Spider-Man: No Way Home
4. Spider-Man: Far From Home
5. Spider-Man
6. Spider-Man: Homecoming
7. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
8. Spider-Man 3
9. The Amazing Spider-Man

Results of a poll asking which films are Tony Stark’s fault.

• The Avengers
• Avengers: Age of Ultron
• Black Widow
• Iron Man
• Iron Man 2
• Iron Man 3
• Spider-Man: Far From Home

A personal ranking of the adventures of one Henry Jones Jr.

1. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

A ranking of 007’s adventures, the tuxedo wearing creep.

1. Skyfall
2. Casino Royale
3. No Time to Die
4. Spectre
5. Quantum of Solace

What are we? Some kind of...ranking!

1. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
2. The Suicide Squad
3. Zack Snyder's Justice League
4. Wonder Woman
5. Shazam!
6. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
7. Man of Steel
8. Justice League
9. Aquaman
10. Wonder Woman 1984

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that would work well on the stage, darling. Results were voted for.

• American Beauty
• American Psycho
• Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
• Bo Burnham: Inside
• Booksmart
• Coraline
• Crazy, Stupid, Love.
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Easy A
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

...plus 26 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In space, no one can hear you rank! Personal ranking of the Alien franchise. (Not including Alien Vs Predator)

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien: Covenant
4. Prometheus
5. Alien³
6. Alien Resurrection

Rating all of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
2. A Nightmare on Elm Street
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge