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Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

WOW!!!!!

Not very good!

I want to go back and do a count of the amount of rugs in this movie. i love you performance enhancing drugs and toxic yuri. this movie is very vibes-y with a wattpad ass plot but i can’t argue with results!

not good!!! stranger danger police propaganda disguised as a horror movie

Watched this again, incredible

movies that will make you google “how far from Chernobyl to Moscow” then get mad that they said they drove from one to another

rest of movie: 0 stars
last 15 minutes: GEOFF GEOFF GEOFF GEOFF

Nightmare blunt rotation

So many good t shirts in this one

I LOVE YOU BONKERS DREAM SEQUENCE PHALLIC RELIGIOUS VAMPIRE IMAGERY SNAKE PENIS MOVIE!!!!!!!

I need 10000 more movies that are animated like this. Ralph Bakshi we need you more than ever to make horny political animation that is at times not very good. Save us Ralph Bakshi

Found footage (and the horror genre in general) needs more lesbians

it’s a grave encounters homage, it’s a Blair witch homage, it’s absolutely terrifying, I owe this movie my life. the ability to sustain dread for so long makes the few jumpscares a relief by comparison. there were so many points where i thought I knew where the scare was going to come from and almost every time i was wrong. an absolute banger

Work conditions are suboptimal but you gotta respect the man for taking all his required breaks. Nicholas cage doesn’t say a single word in this movie, nonverbal king

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“It should have been called the snaking of Deborah Logan” - my gf

kinda heartwarming ????

“Medical malpractice horror is a whole other thing” - my gf

IM SORRY….. DOCTOR FREAKEN?????? 
cannot stand alex but this move is really fun and dumb
edit: I just found out the filming location is an hour away so road trip time

hi….. Hi..: *whimpering*

have been on a found footage horror kick and found this one when asked if we could do a scifi one. it was, okay! LunarTruth.com

Watched on Saturday October 5, 2024.

The soundtrack rips but it’s basically a remake of the original with less cool Cube deaths. Was excited for this as a Cubehead, and there are some good moments of tension and it lives up to the “Cube is a movie about having a shitty job” theme

one of the wettest movies ive seen and that’s saying a lot

Laura Palmer is literally so important to me you don’t understand. Twin Peaks asks you to see Laura as more than the victim of the week in a serialized drama. Fire Walk With Me is no longer asking, instead insisting that you will see her and learn to know her and love her and inevitably lose her. Watching this then rewatching season 1 hits like a truck.

BANGER ALERT !!! camera work on this is one of the best I’ve seen in a found footage film

Update still the best movie ever made

House of Leaves Ghost Adventures

this happened to me when I was on my period

SHE WAS THE SNOWFLAKE QUEEN

Several times I broke into applause and maddening laughter I love this movie

Genuinely one of the best movies ever.

Watched on Tuesday August 27, 2024.

they were definitely trying to say something interesting here, i fear they did not quite get there

i did not watch the first movie in this series but i still had fun!!! sharks and shark movies are an essential part of our ecosystem

got to watch a showing of this with organ accompaniment and it rules

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Okay I have more to say 
Jim Henson’s creature shop absolutely nailed it. Seeing these beloved characters come to life was electric (pun not intended). I loved the dream plotline, unexpected but a fun new twist on the series. Whoever is calling this a lore dump probably doesn’t know that dumping lore is somewhat of a staple of this franchise. Loved Abby and Mikes dynamic so much, just two weird siblings doing their best. I thought the lore was enough to get a new watcher up to speed in a way that wasn’t a slough for fans. There were definitely some moments that needed a “show, don’t tell” approach but not to a significant extent. Not very scary but rather creepy and sets up an interesting mystery. Can’t wait for movie 2 :)
Also ACAB including Vanessa she really went and threw Mikes meds in the RIVER ??????

Best moments from the theater
- all the costumes (saw several Mangles)
- someone had a Golden Freddy plushy in a baby Bjorne
- when MatPat had his cameo everyone YELLED
- several whispers of “was that the bite of ‘87”
- the excitement of everyone in the crowd was SO cool. loved the applause at the end

afraid to say this movie was in fact iconic

it’s a comedy up until an hour point then rapidly pivots to survival which is interesting. had me googling “how to survive a sinkhole”

Watched on Tuesday October 17, 2023.

So much happens in this movie the entire time

10/10 for reagans little clay sculptures

john mulaney you would be nothing without this movie

Watched on Saturday October 7, 2023.

Watched on Saturday October 7, 2023.

truly the movie of all time

SEE YOU IN HELL TURTLES!!!!
this movie was so fun thank u to my roommate for recommending it. those mutant ninja turtles sure are teenage. my only critique; donatello, attack on titan? really?

Watched on Tuesday September 26, 2023.

seattle underground as a metaphor for a buried memory that still haunts hello ??????? this movie rules

literally the most important movie ever

• The Wicker Man
• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• A Quiet Place
• Saw
• We're All Going to the World's Fair
• The Fly
• Barbarian
• Eraserhead
• Skinamarink
• X

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

my favorites in no particular order

1. Speed Racer
2. The Thing
3. Malignant
4. Face/Off
5. Deathtrap
6. Nope
7. Mad Max: Fury Road
8. Hackers
9. Saw
10. The Fly

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

went down a found footage movie hole, here’s the ones I’ve watched

1. [REC]
2. Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
3. Grave Encounters
4. The Bay
5. The Taking of Deborah Logan
6. The Blair Witch Project
7. Grave Encounters 2
8. The Outwaters
9. As Above, So Below
10. Apollo 18

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies about girls !!!!

• Jennifer's Body
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Marie Antoinette
• Bring It On
• Miss Congeniality
• Ginger Snaps
• Love Lies Bleeding

violence and action but it’s probably kinda gay or has women in it. keanu reaves is likely there

• The Matrix
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• John Wick
• Venom
• Saw
• The Matrix Resurrections
• The Dark Knight
• Jennifer's Body
• Glass Onion
• Face/Off

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

absolutely bonkers bazononkers

• Akira
• Romeo + Juliet
• Bram Stoker's Dracula
• The Green Knight
• Palm Springs
• The Dark Knight
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• Glass Onion
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
• Face/Off

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies for when my brain is tired or i’m stuck in bed

• Fantastic Mr. Fox
• Legally Blonde
• Speed Racer
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• The Grand Budapest Hotel
• Moonrise Kingdom
• Bring It On
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

incredible but i cannot bear returning to it

• Bo Burnham: Inside
• The Green Knight
• Under the Skin
• I'm Thinking of Ending Things

comfy movies

• My Neighbor Totoro
• Amélie
• The Wizard of Oz
• Fantastic Mr. Fox
• Over the Garden Wall
• Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure