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SLAY FOREVER, YOUR MAJESTY 🙇‍♀️

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

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IDK if I even liked this, but Cate was there so I clocked in, stayed seated, and suffered proudly. This one’s for you, Ma’am🫡

This review may contain spoilers.

Lydia's downfall was so dramatic and earned, I almost stood up and clapped hahaha. Ego through the roof, 0 self awareness, and somehow shocked when everything went downhill.
CATE BLANCHETTTT?? soo DAMN RIGHT namn. soo goood that freakin oscar should've been hers, no questions asked. JUSTICE FOR THAT PERFORMANCE ✊️✊️
Alsoo...not her ending up in the Philippines doing what appears to be a gamers cosplay concert😭😭 Like ma'am WELCOME to the Philippines have a look around HAHAHAHb

Watched on Tuesday May 13, 2025.

"I . But I wish you would read it differently."
literally the softest gut punch I’ve ever heard in a movie. like okay?? go ahead and shatter me gently??

wtf is happening

SHEBA: YOU WANNA FUCK ME BARBARA?!?!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KINDA??

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REDHEAD CATE HELLOOOO???!?!?!?!

"There was a lot of women—And I like that"

this was supposed to be my last movie for the day. but I can’t let this sad—whatever feeling this is, linger. I'm gonna need something refreshing to cleanse the soul🧚‍♀️

kinda felt sorry for myself for not seeing this masterpiece sooner

"I CAN FIX HER"
ended up needing a therapy himself 💀

girl was delulu and the universe was just letting it happen lmao

came for ROOOOOOOXANNNEE👺👺👺

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 27, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

it's luca's film, ofc there's a completely unnecessary shot of someone's dick. ✨️ART✨️.haha
alsooo TILDA SWINTON I LOVEEE YOU PLS CALL ME🗣🗣

honestly, I’m just out here hoping a guy like Mr. Darcy insults me, looks at me like I’m the worst person ever, and then secretly helps my family just to win me over. Like, that’s the kind of chaotic romance I deserve!!:😔

DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING SEVEN TIMES?👴🧍🏻‍♂️

this movie is sooo bizarre but like… in a beautiful, emotionally-destructive kind of way. Now, I'm just gonna sit here and cry for a bit.

everyone’s a little bit of a mess, but in a way that makes you feel weirdly seen.

hot people with trust issues. left me wondering if this is a spy movie or just the world's most intense dinner party hha

the credits start rolling and next thing I know, I’m out here speaking poetry like it’s my calling HAHAHA

blue Jasmine is just Cate Blanchett gaslighting herself into madness—me fr, but in a nursing uniform and with 3 hours of sleep lols

Watched on Thursday April 10, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday April 9, 2025.

I just straight up love this movie. No deep reason, it just made me feel good. The music, the vibe, everything was just so nice. I'm keeping this one forevuhhh. 10/10, no notes.

wasn’t sure this was my thing, but Cate Blanchett spoke and suddenly it was🧚‍♀️

after not watching anything for a while, I decided to give this one a go— and somehow, it took me weeks to finish. Not because it was boring, but life just kept getting in the way. Every time I picked it back up, it pulled me right in like I never left. The twists had me thinking I knew what was coming, only for the movie to prove me completely wrong. Definitely worth sticking around for.

Watched on Friday March 14, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday March 12, 2025.

I should really be studying, but nah, I’m here letting this dude mess with my head. Don’t even know how it happened. This movie had me way too invested in a divorce I wasn’t even part of.

Watched on Monday March 3, 2025.

I get what it was going for, and it’s kinda cool, but it just didn’t fully hit for me. Felt too slow, and I kept waiting for that wow moment that never really came. The twist was nice, though.

Felt like a fever dream I wasn’t invited to. No idea what was happening, but I was weirdly into it. David Lynch really said, “Figure it out,” and I simply did not. Would’ve been perfect if my brain actually worked.

the way this movie shifts gear is actually insane

Did not expect this to have supernatural stuff, so the first half had me sitting there all confused. But once it got going, it was actually so good. Al Pacino ate, the story went crazy, and Keanu!?! Straight-up thirst trap. Definitely stuck around for that.

feels as good as people say it is. The story, the characters, the emotions—it all just works. I’ve seen this before but didn’t really pay much attention to it. Watching it properly this time, I finally get why it’s so loved.

Watched on Thursday February 27, 2025.

Watched on Thursday February 27, 2025.

one of those movies where, by the end, you're just sitting there like, what the heck did I just watch? It’s bizarre, unsettling, and feels like it’s trying to say something deep, but half the time, you’re too disturbed to even process it.

Watched on Wednesday February 26, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday February 25, 2025.

this movie feels like a long, quiet sigh. Some people are just a WHAT IF. And that’s just how life goes.

no surprises, no big moments. just two lonely people existing. But I survived, so that’s something.

I don’t even know what to feel. I was just trying to survive until the end. The cinematography was cool, though. Some shots really stood out. Maybe I’m just not built for silent horror.