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Deciding to cast Richard Ayoade as the most charitable freedom fighter you'll ever meet may be the most perfect decision in cinema history

Me: “thank you for saving my life”
“Bro I’m literally Skeleton Dance from 1929”

When she jungles on your book

Fuck off

You can’t tell me they made 101 of the fuckers and some aren’t the victims of inbreeding

As a child I yearned for the waves

To fix the issues in the world we need more Bowen Yang in more gay Asian romcoms

Any kind of depression can be cured by seeing the funny penguin walk

I bee drilling your wife

I relate to Cher in the way that she hates Radiohead

The fact that one of the most iconic album covers of all time was just Andy Warhol creating an elaborate dick joke doesn’t surprise me

“We’re in first class”
“Yeah, but we fuckin earned it”

Shout out Bucky and Yelena, definitely got to be up there for some of the hot people of all time

I can hear Shameik Moore crying in the cinema watching this film

I don’t know when Anakin scowls whether or not I should be scared or extremely turned on

Inject every single scene and bit of music of this film into my veins NOW

Jack black is simultaneously the best part of the film and the worst part of the film

Grrrr! How dare the war film try to show both sides of the story and be neutral Grrrrr!

regular sized suits been real quiet ever since this dropped

I don’t need a beauty and the beast relationship, what I need is a Mickey 17 and 18 dynamic

James Bond with heightened social anxiety is what we need in 2025

Considering half the reviews I was brainstorming involved making jokes about Freddie Mercury shows the extent of my knowledge about Rami Malek

Loved this prequel to Good Omens

If I hear any more disrespect towards Yoko Ono there’s gonna be serious words

“Insert one cherry and that my friends is how we make a dirty bitch. *gags* Christ, that may even be a filthy bitch.” 
(Also, other films don’t have a dance sequence to Modern Love by David Bowie so this is objectively one of the best films ever made).

Felt that the scene where Richard E Grant gets pegged by a Unicorn was unnecessary but I’m not one to critique someone’s creative vision

“This film doesn’t have a plot” this, “This film has bad dialogue” that. When Prince starts singing you shut the fuck up and listen

Fun drinking game idea, drink whenever he says Brooklyn

Tbf, this film could have been good if it had a completely different director, different screenplay, different writers, characters actually had development, and if Netflix wasn’t involved.

might not joke about this one

What Reddit does to a man

Phil Spector, consider yourself a lifetime opp for nearly killing Twiggy

Need an emotional Dog Man rn

Shadow liking latinas is now officially canon

Need a sequel to this where they get married

Really enjoyed it when all 12 of the men got angry

RIP Marie Antoinette, you would’ve loved Marie Antoinette (2006)

This is the type of stuff I do after a slight inconvenience in my day

The real 365 Partygirl

Rachel Sennott just plays a 70s version of herself and you won’t hear me complaining

FLINT AND STEEL 🔥🔥⁉️⁉️

I question why I watch these movies that make me feel really sad but I’m literally the one who chooses to watch movies that I know will upset me

“The world is so fucked up, systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff. And there’s only one thing I can do about it.. while- while being paid and being the centre of attention”

Thought it was a bit too long

Out of the many things that already make me feel ashamed of being British, Fiona just added another reason

The super relatable realisation that you’ve accidentally watched Twin Peaks in the worst possible way because you haven’t watched the show yet

Miyazaki rewatched Kiki’s Delivery Service and thought “this next one’s gonna be metal as shit”

Howl is the biggest drama queen I’ve ever seen in cinema. your dark hair looks so much cooler bro, stop gunking and get a grip

We had a wicked sing-a-long, now we need the Nosferatu bite-a-long

What if Nosferatu just wants a friend

2025 better ‘Do The Right Thing’ and actually be a good year this time (bumpin’ that)

• Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
• Legally Blonde
• Do the Right Thing
• Charli XCX: Alone Together
• Casablanca
• Love Lies Bleeding
• Perfect Blue
• A Complete Unknown
• Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
• Nosferatu

...plus 39 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

La La Land has emotionally destroyed me
(THESE ARE FILMS I HAVE WATCHED SO FAR)
(I WILL THEN PUT THESE ALL IN RANKED ORDER)
(THE STAR RATING ALSO DO (SOMEWHAT) MATTER IN SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP WAY)
(ALSO UMA THURMAN THIS IS A CRY FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE, I LOVED YOU IN PULP FICTION AND KILL BILL BABY CAKES)
(ALSO DAVID BYRNE, HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR A BIG SUIT, I KNOW YOU HAVE A FEW KNOCKING ABOUT THE GAFF SO PLEASE GIVE ONE OF THEM TO ME)

• La La Land
• Beetlejuice
• Bottoms
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Mean Girls
• The Flash
• Barbie
• Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
• Poor Things
• Priscilla

...plus 63 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies I watch during the season of funny

• The Muppet Christmas Carol
• A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter
• Doctor Who: The Husbands of River Song
• Nativity!

• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
• Return of the Jedi
• The Empire Strikes Back
• Star Wars
• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

We’re you expecting something else?

1. Stop Making Sense
2. Bo Burnham: Inside
3. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
4. La La Land
5. Do the Right Thing
6. Paddington 2
7. The Muppet Christmas Carol
8. The Living Daylights
9. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
10. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

All of these I can go back to and love apart from captain marvel

1. Avengers: Endgame
2. Captain America: Civil War
3. Black Panther
4. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
6. Thor: Ragnarok
7. Ant-Man and the Wasp
8. Spider-Man: Homecoming
9. Spider-Man: Far From Home
10. Doctor Strange

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Jesus this was a fucking low point
(Quick thing, the last 3 films on the list are the ones I just flat out didn’t like)

1. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
2. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
3. Spider-Man: No Way Home
4. Hawkeye
5. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
6. Moon Knight
7. Loki
8. The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
9. WandaVision
10. Werewolf by Night

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The Avengers was so close to peak fiction

1. The Avengers
2. Iron Man
3. Captain America: The First Avenger
4. Thor
5. Iron Man 2
6. The Incredible Hulk

Close to being peak fiction

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Iron Man 3
4. Ant-Man
5. Avengers: Age of Ultron
6. Thor: The Dark World