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Lal pari laal pari, Lal pari laal pari, Lal pari laal pari, Mangwa do mujhko lal pari, One thing I'm for sure badi, Daaru ki mujhe tod chadhi, Pee jaungi khadi khadi, Mangwa do koi mujhe lal pari, Mera ranjha bottle kholega, Koi na beech mein bolega, Chahe mujhko gaal padi, Mangwa do phir bhi laal pari 💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺

Bhai yeh gaana dimaag se hi nikal rha hai yr.

Housefull movies are pure brainrot movies that you know is dumb and silly but you still enjoy and this one is like that too and it's definitely better than the previous part. Akshay Kumar stands out as always. Bro is literally carrying the franchise. And the other cast also have their own funny and unfunny cringe moments but I want to mention the actor who played like one of the only serious characters in the film, Nana Patekar, man, bro was such a badass and the character fits him so much. However, few comedy legends in the film are completely wasted with their cringe dialogues. This franchise is what would've happened if Insta reels were made into movies. And there are enjoyable things in this dumb comedy movie. Even though, there are too many adult jokes, I don't really mind because come on, people enjoy adult jokes as long as it's not from Bollywood. See India's Top 10 YouTube creators. Even though the sexualization was too much... but I'm not gay, so, I'm not complaining. Also this time I can see they've put efforts into the thrill and “whodunit” concept. Now the thing that this movie was most noticed for is its marketing strategy of releasing two versions on the same day: Housefull 5A and Housefull 5B. Now, I would definitely say I liked the 5A ending more than the 5B ending comparatively even though the changes weren't that significant. Everyone knows the killer is changed in both parts, but the reveal was better in the A version because I think it was the original version too and B version was created just for a marketing gimmick. Even though, both had same motives, A just works better even being more predictable than the B version. Because the A version's killer has significant role in the film and the setup pays off, however the B version's killer had no setup or any significance in the entire movie until the end. But I do appreciate the scenes being reshot and tried to be made sense. But what I didn't understand, you can reshoot the entire climax for small changes but can't stand for a photo? Bruh, literally every photograph in the film is AI generated. And it doesn't even look good. In short, just like the previous Housefull films, it's a silly time film you can enjoy with your friends. I mean if you are a big fan of Akshay and his comedy, you will definitely enjoy by your own but I think it's more enjoyable with your harami friends.

I am a sinner and I sinned to Hailee Steinfeld.

“We live and die in the shadows, for those we hold close, and those we never meet.”

Crazy Person Returns With His Final Crazy Thing. This is not just a film but a great end to one of the greatest spy action franchises of all time. It even felt better in the rewatch. Tom Cruise once again proved why he is the last of the stars. Hatts off to Christopher McQuarrie, the man who changed this franchise forever and made it GOATed! I know many people are complaining about the first hour of the film because of too many flashbacks and might be the reason, people are underrating it but I don’t think it was bad. I mean, the franchise mostly relied on its action and stunts but the stakes, the thrill, the exposition were barely in the films much and McQuarrie did a great job because in building the tension. Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt, as always DID IT AGAIN! What I love about Tom’s characters in his films are that they are also that typical flawless cliche protagonists like any other big budget franchises but the difference between the others and him is that they make you believe that HE CAN DO IT! That guy is crazy, man. Risking his own life just to entertain us. Mentioning the ing cast of the film, I would like to mention Ving Rhames as Luther, even though he had a very small role in the film but the most impactful too. Simon Pegg as Benji was once again great as the relatable but genius comic relief. Hayley Atwell, Pom Klementieff and Angela Bassett also did great jobs in their respective roles. The previous films are greatly connected to this film, specially the first and the third film. The direction and screenplay are very well done perfectly capturing the atmosphere of the scenes. Now the stunts... Motherfucking goddamn, this film has the greatest action set pieces in the history of filmmaking and art. The Submarine sequence was eerie as fuck. I would love to see a Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie horror movie. But everyone would agree that the Biplane sequence has to be not only the greatest stunt in the franchise but the history of cinema. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT, MAN!? YOU WILL GIVE EVERYONE HEART ATTACK. I just can’t describe how epic and stressful that sequence was! This film is a very satisfying end to one of the best action franchises. Thank you, Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise for these movies and the experiences we’ll never forget.

Every MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE Movie Ranked

SHOW ME THE MONEY! 🗣️

WHY WAS THOR CRYING!?

Tom Cruise is a menace.

IIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFF

Home Alone for horny teenagers.

A Red Old Angry President vs. A Representative of the Black Community: Marvel Edition with Special Appearance by Modiji

When Captain America throws his mighty shield. All those who choose to oppose the shield must yield. Unless you're a plane... or a bomb... or some ice... or a brainwashed buddy... or Spider-Man... or Tony Stark... or a version of yourself... or just plain Thanos... or the Dora Milaje... or a President Hulk... then you don’t necessarily have to yield.

The Biplane.

Bro thought he was Ethan Hunt doing the stunt in climax

The Cliff.

RIP Tony Scott and Val Kilmer

Doc Brown and Django exist in same universe.

This review may contain spoilers.

Well, put the spoiler filter so whoever didn’t see the film can avoid it.

At first the movie is to enjoy but if you rewatch you will realise how brilliant of a screenplay this movie has. I mean they literally made a gangster damn likable but also the small details make this movie so good. Ranga never wanted anyone to see him cry so he always used turn his face as revealed in the ending but it’s not the only time we have seen whenever he feels sad he used to put his sunglasses on. Even the smallest comedy scenes like Ranga troubling to get the tea or refusing to eat idli or even when he didn’t wanted his face to be eaten from the cake or the DUMB CHARADES sequence is what makes this film so great. And it’s not just Ranga, even Amban, his right-hand-man who really cared about Ranga felt sad when Ranga said that everyone comes to him for personal gain, the whole gang went to the other window to see what’s happening while Amban was standing alone there perfectly depicting the difference between them. The Hindi boys obviously survived as seen in the final scene. Another brilliantly written scene was Ranga’s crying, when we were revealed whenever he turned back, he cried. That scene is a very important part of the screenplay because that puts the film into a whole new perspective. We saw the whole film in the boys’ perspective (another thing that the first act Aju was focused more as he was leading the team but the second act the film was focusing more on Bibi’s POV as the film and Ranga’s love for him progresses) but when the scene of Ranga’s crying came, the film immediately went into Ranga’s POV. As good as the script by Jithu Madhavan is, Fahadh Faasil perfectly justified it with his acting.

Great Scott.

I know. This is heavy.

NOT A CLIFFHANGER BUT AN OPEN ENDING!!!!
A great end to a great trilogy. However this time, it’s less time travel and more western shit.

So, Clint Eastwood was named after a guy of same name in the 1880s and then he made a movie about it making his character being inspired from the original Clint Eastwood and recreated a scene but the original Clint Eastwood was actually inspired from the Hollywood’s Clint Eastwood and Hollywood’s Clint Eastwood is inspired from the original Clint Eastwood! Or in that timeline, the Hollywood’s Clint Eastwood never existed? That’s heavy.

This review may contain spoilers.

GREAT SCOTT! ANOTHER FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!??????

I think I like this one more than the first movie and I also wished 2015 was like that and by the way, is Biff inspired from Donald Trump!?

Moral of the Story: Gambling is the path to destruction.

A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!????????

This review may contain spoilers.

Tom Cruise is in this movie.

Turning down Margot Robbie has to be Tim’s biggest sacrifice.

A 40 year old pop culture nerd who loves superheroes but never had sex... Yeah, this is my future.

They sure BROKE each other’s BACK on a MOUNTAIN.

One thing I really like about this movie that as a person who is uncomfortable watching homosexual scenes, no offense, the film isn’t that much uncomfortable as I thought it would be, the reason I have been avoiding this film. But this is a very beautiful movie and even better than many straight love stories. And this film doesn’t even make fun of the LGBTQ+ community but beautifully portrayed. This type of films are what the audience mean when they say they don’t want wokeness in films. The late Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal’s chemistry is damn good and they beautifully portrayed Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist.

Incest. Child pornography. Affair. Womanizing. Pedophilia.

STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!

The Helicopter.

The Plane.

The Burj Khalifa.

“FIRST WE MINE, THEN WE CRAFT. LET’S MINECRAFT!”

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

I want a Michael Scott x David Brent Buddy Comedy Road Trip Movie.

The Bridge.

The Chase.

My only request to James Gunn, please don't recast Harley. 🙏

The Vault.

Despite being the greatest comic book movie ever to exist, the real tragedy about this movie is when you realise Heath Ledger probably wouldn’t have gotten that Oscar if he was alive.

I bet Kevin Feige regrets firing James Gunn very single time he watches this movie.

Thunderbolts* is the final film of Phase Five of Marvel Cinematic Universe and heck, what a film it was! It’s not just some ordinary superhero movie but also is a commentary on depression and mental health. This feels different yet reminds you of the Marvel in the 2010s. Action scenes and the stunts are great. Direction by Jake Schreier was another positive point. The screenplay is very engaging and straight to the point and fast-paced. In performances, I have to mention Lewis Pullman because he is definitely the standout for me in this film. Florence Pugh also acted great and David Harbour perfectly brought an embarassing but caring dad to the screen. Sebastian Stan and Wyatt Russell were also good. I very much liked the Void and its design and also the inspiration from the Hiroshima shadows were very cool. Overall, this is a must watch. MCU was back a while ago but guess this time people won’t get the chance to say it’s dead. Also did I mention Taskmaster? Because no one cared about her in the movie.

Rating: 8.75/10

UMA THURMAN You Queen 👑

“Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches”

BANGER

Main toh kehta hu iss movie se jude sabhi log purush hi nhi hai

Robert Gyattinson

Watched on Monday March 24, 2025.

Anton Chigurh 🗿

Hats off to Javier Bardem for giving such a stellar and scary performance with that funny haircut.

I watched this again and... I still don't have any words for this masterpiece.

This was Nolan at his peak, this was Cinema at its PEAK.

Farah Khan should continue directing. She might be the person in Bollywood to bring the spoof genre the closest in the industry. Fully exposed Oscars with the “gareeb Indian” joke and so many Hollywood references, I couldn't understand in childhood 😭 but the worst part about this film is...

Vicky ko Sheila Ki Jawani milgyi 😞

Captain America: Brave New World isn’t a bad movie. It surely is flawed but it’s not bad. It's a good and enjoyable movie. It's like those Marvel movies which might be flawed but we enjoy and we say the movie wasn’t that bad after a year of release. For example, it’s just like Iron Man 3 or Eternals. The writing of this movie felt a little weak. The MVPs of this film are definitely Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson AKA Captain America and Harrison Ford as President Thaddeus Ross AKA Red Hulk. Tim Blake Nelson’s The Leader was a great villain but I wished his character design was as good as the character because it was ass. I would definitely say Giancarlo Esposito was wasted. The direction was good just like the serious tone of the film but the writing of this movie is weak and everyone knows the reason, like, it had been written 5 times. Still, there are some great scenes in the film which were mostly the Harrison Ford scenes. Overall, I would say it is definitely more enjoyable than the critics are saying and it’s a good movie. And the most asked question for this movie for everyone would be, “Does Sam Wilson proved himself to be Captain America?” So, I would say, I have a bad news... for you haters, because hell yeah, he did!

Rating: 7/10

Started as a visual treat.
But become so disgusting that I now regret watching this despite how good this was.

Btw, Elisabeth and Sue is a reference to Elisabeth Shue?

I really thought this movie will have a happy ending.

Wie zum Teufel konnte Taika Waititi nach diesem verdammten Meisterwerk Love and Thunder machen? Es hat mich tief erschüttert, als Jojo vom Tod seiner Mutter erfuhr und die Vorahnung von Anfang an, als nur ihre Beine gezeigt wurden, herzzerreißend war.

Hello, very nice to meet you
I'd like to know about Oscars nominations
I see, I see, I see
Woke but good or good without wokeness?
Woke but good
From toilet to the Oscars
Is it actually good?
Good? No

What category would you like it to be nominated, madam?
I wanna have them all, it is a musical
It has no good songs, it is a piece of shit
How can it be nominated?
How much votes do you need?

Best Picture?
Yes
Best International Film?
Yes
Best ing Actress?
Yes
Best Director?
Yes

Best Picture?
Yes
Best International Film?
Yes
Best ing Actress?
Yes
Best Director?
Yes

Best Male turned Female Nazi?
What is that?
Best Actress in a Leading Role
Yes, yes, yes, yes

CINEMA

Mkc movie acchi banadi

I guess I need to update my favourites.

1. Superman
2. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
3. The Fantastic Four: First Steps
4. Jurassic World Rebirth
5. Sinners
6. Badass Ravi Kumar
7. 28 Years Later
8. Frankenstein
9. Coolie
10. F1 The Movie

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

2025 RANKED

1. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
2. Thunderbolts*
3. Sinners
4. Badass Ravi Kumar
5. Mickey 17
6. Captain America: Brave New World
7. The Storyteller
8. Housefull 5 A
9. A Minecraft Movie

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE Ranked

1. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
2. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
3. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
4. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
5. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
6. Mission: Impossible
7. Mission: Impossible III
8. Mission: Impossible II

Akki Peak Comedy Films

1. Phir Hera Pheri

   25 din me Paisa double

2. Bhool Bhulaiyaa

   Gotiiii.... Gotiiiii

3. Bhagam Bhag

   Aditi = Sheetal = Munni

4. Hera Pheri

   Kabira Speaking

5. Welcome

   Main kya batau!??

6. Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

   Wicked Sunny

7. De Dana Dan

   Mulchand ji

8. Garam Masala

   Pooja Chacha

9. Housefull

   Panauti

10. Khatta Meetha

    Nhi... Main nhi maanta

The Films I Have Watched Only

1. The Truman Show
2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
4. The Mask
5. Me, Myself & Irene
6. Sonic the Hedgehog 3
7. Dumb and Dumber
8. Bruce Almighty
9. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
10. Liar Liar

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I haven't watched Jackie Brown.

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. Django Unchained
6. The Hateful Eight
7. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
8. Death Proof

2024 RANKED

1. The Goat Life
2. Dune: Part Two
3. Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
4. Nosferatu
5. The Wild Robot
6. Deadpool & Wolverine
7. The Penguin
8. Aavesham
9. Sonic the Hedgehog 3
10. The Substance

...plus 34 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

JURASSIC PARK and JURASSIC WORLD Movies Ranked

1. Jurassic Park
2. Jurassic World
3. The Lost World: Jurassic Park
4. Jurassic Park III
5. Jurassic World Dominion
6. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

The Man
The Myth
The Legend

1. Interstellar
2. The Dark Knight
3. Oppenheimer
4. Memento
5. The Prestige
6. The Dark Knight Rises
7. Dunkirk
8. Tenet
9. Inception
10. Batman Begins

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I have ranked every Comic Book Film/Series released in 2023 that I have watched.

I couldn't add What If...? Season 2 because I didn't found it.

1. Loki
2. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
4. The Flash
5. Blue Beetle
6. Leo
7. Shazam! Fury of the Gods
8. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
9. Secret Invasion
10. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I have ranked every film by the one and only Rajkumar Hirani.

1. 3 Idiots
2. Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.
3. PK
4. Sanju
5. Dunki
6. Lage Raho Munna Bhai

1. Godzilla vs. Kong
2. Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire
3. Kong: Skull Island
4. Godzilla
5. Godzilla: King of the Monsters