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Naming your child Zoomer is the real crime here. Also my boyfriend said they removed the Grimes songs in this which is hilarious
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dominic west as fred west walked so evan peters as jeffrey dahmer could dance
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This was a fun time! Enjoyed way more than I expected even when it got insane.
"I don't tell you enough to think" has definitely been yelled in my office before.
That creepy taxi puppet can absolutely go fuck itself though
Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.
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Rachel's shoulder pads were my favourite character
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Skye sweetie you're not the same when you're craving the crisp refreshing taste of voss water
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Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.
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Oh these three are MESSY!
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I had a cigarette straight after this and tasted my ancestors tears. Nothing good comes from a white guy whipping out a guitar at a function
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I was promised father amorth adorably riding a vespa, I did not expect it to be the first fucking shot
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Keke Palmer was so right when she said "that's a slave hymn"
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Watched on Friday March 21, 2025.
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Didn't really know what was going on but loved sassy Jeremy Strong and Colin and Matthew were incredible as always. I want every piece of clothing from this film
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Ruby I hope you never know a peaceful night's sleep
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Mothers mothering so hard they mothered out on the justice system
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Lighting and costume departments ate this up. Incredible that two films exist where Nick Cage screams Hail Satan in heavy prosthetics
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Mostly thinking about how pretty Cillian Murphy is
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Urgh this is just the most fun. Plus I watched with my best friend
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Feral and fun, loved the gore and the lesbians
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Hell is too good for some men.
Gold tier performances from Jackson, McConaughey, Sutherlands both and Tonea Stewart. Beautiful direction and storytelling from Schumacher. Sandra Bullock calling out the white saviour of it all was fun and showed a level of self-awareness that I'd forgotten about straight after watching. The more I think about it the more I like it
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The trauma of being made a spectacle versus our desire to be seen and acknowledged.
Makes me cry every time. Nobody fucks with Haywood bitch!
I was exactly the kind of kid who would fall for this
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ending left a weird girlboss taste in my mouth but otherwise really like the direction and performances. never trust a man who vapes
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Wanted to like this a lot more than I actually did. Some creepy scenes showing how easy it is to slip into an all-night internet rabbit-hole but didn't feel like it added to anything except "men cannot be trusted on the internet"
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Kate is great as always and there's some cool moments with the sound editing but the story dragged out some parts and ultimately didn't feel as impactful as some of Flanagan's other work. Glad the kitty survived
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definitely enjoyed more 2nd round, appreciated maika's performance a lot more and it wasn't as tough to follow the story this time. the last scene kinda made me giggle
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I think this film might actually be cursed, I don't feel safe after watching it. Ralph Ineson you are terrifying but I wanna buy you a coffee
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Beautiful, erotic and filled with dread. Often felt like watching a film from a different era or renaissance paintings coming to life and it was gorgeous. Lily-Rose Depp, Willem Dafoe and the lighting composition were standouts for me.
How do I hire the peasant folk band for a birthday party?
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me, quietly:
you said no yelling at the table mum
Without a doubt one of the horniest films ever made
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This film is so incredible but every time I watch it I'm broken and life feels darker
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DAKOTA SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!
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His only crime was improv
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To be honest they just needed one butch lesbian to deal with this and it would've been okay
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Cut the family and just make it about Daddy Santa and his Skullcrusher
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No one has ever been as cunty as Mercutio
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These two deserve the world
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Watched on Thursday November 28, 2024.
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To be fair if you woke me up and started making noise in my home I would be furious
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I LOVED THIS.
Sydney Sweeney does an excellent job and the rest of the cast is convincing and fleshed out. The score is gorgeous and it's shot beautifully even when watching something gross af. Gwen was my ride or die, Cecilia should've listened to the cool nun smoking a cigarette in her first shot
I'm not as artsy as I thought
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What the fuck was Ritchie putting in that sandwich
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Samara Weaving screaming covered in blood is why cinema was invented
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Super cozy 70s vibes but fuck don't like the use of AI especially when the film is so authentic. Made me realise all talk-shows are inherently evil and David Dastmalchian is my new favourite little freak
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rip tony todd🖤
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Really slick style especially for the Dating Game scenes. Honestly could added another 15mins to tie up the character's stories but maybe I'm greedy
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Is it a nice letter to hammer horror? Yes
Is the plot all over the place and everyone talks in an confusing accent? Also yes
Kyle Gallner can't help but go for the brunette possessed chicks
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"Happy hunting big guy"
Genuinely creepy and some insanely gory kills. Proves that doing yoga in the forest is never a good idea
I might love this more than the first one but damn I felt so sorry for Allen. Julia Stiles knows exactly what kinda film this is and delivers. Convinced I could make Esther my friend
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- Candyman
- Pearl
- Nope
- The Invisible Man
- The Death of Stalin
- Bottoms
- To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
- Black Swan
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
- Us
...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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- The Invisible Man
Extremely good film-making. Actually terrifying given the subject of domestic abuse but not exploitative or triggering for survivors. Opening scene lives in my head rent free
- Coraline
The one you make your younger siblings watch to test the horror waters
- Jennifer's Body
she ATE (literally)
- Ready or Not
Samara Weaving being hot and surviving her in-laws
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Would happily spend an afternoon with Tucker and Dale, we could go for picnics and talk about home renovations and I'd treat them both so well
- What We Do in the Shadows
Top 5 vampire films
- Abigail
Baby Black Swan
best export of britain since chicken tikka masala
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