LEGIT MOVIE REVIEW!

Behold, the future of letterbox!

Sorry y'all but I’m changing the game! From now until then, this will be how I present my movie reviews.

Not even Alamo will be able to stop me! In fact, they’d respect me for trying to capture my genuine in situ opinion of a film. Cuz we all know everything else is superficial bullshit!!

While y'all waste your time typing your precarious/pretentious/preposterous/preordained/presumptuous/pregnant movie reviews, I’ll be enjoying more of life by watching…