Google search history: (in reverse order)

How to do running man dance

At night I think of you running man dance

Why won’t my teen sister respond to my FaceTime calls

Frank castle’s “I have to kill Italians” rule is actually only #34 on a list of at least 50. Google search “Punisher Rule 34” to learn more!

We need to bring back parkour in movies ASAP! How else am I supposed to know that this group of criminals would be a fun but intense hang?

Frank Castle was actually a little bit hot? And like a little too well adjusted? I must be spending too much time with Jordon

“We gotta go get my brudder.”
“Looney bin Jim?”
*choking out the mob twink ready to go on project runway* “His name is James!”

Redditor took one world religions class in undergrad and decided to build a house about it

Ontologically evil Thomas Malaby

This might be better because we’re academics

First class section:

“That monster was tryin’ to hit, and that’s kinda weird.”—student

How does this movie compare to other movies you like?
Different student: Well it’s kind of like ted, because in ted 2 they try taking away his rights, so kinda like killing him, like they want to kill the fish