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now THAT’S a beeschurger

michelle williams is so good at crying man

teenagers are terrifying

can i have five more of these little benoit blanc bitches?

booooo tomato tomato tomato

reminds me of when i worked in a high end restaurant and i’d take a mars bar to every shift so that i could sit on the toilet and eat  my mars bar and cry when it all got too much.  “where’s gabby gone?” “mars bar”

get curtains problem solved

dogshite film im sorry to you george mckay but you are not a convincing roan

anthony hopkins actually goated

my favourite mcdonagh, probably?  just the right amount of funny, sad, gross.  barry is my son

i liked the parts where she turned into a red panda

the googly eyes on the rock made me cry like a baby.

only just now realising that i watched this on the day of the queen’s funeral lmaooooo karmic justice

technically a good movie ? idk. fun movie to watch on a ten hour flight? sure! yeah!

uhhhhh i’ll take a few more hours of house husband steven yeun please :)

if i see a big alien pussy in the sky imma look at it sorrrrrrrry

doja cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if manny jacinto had more than 10 seconds of screentime it would have been 5 stars.

willem dafoe put his whole willem dafussy into “norman’s on sabbatical, honey!”

mark rylance is a national treasure,, during the Q&A following this he was just chugging a blueberry smoothie and giggling

really unconvincing.  nothing like the games.   when i played them nate died at least 50 times

guuuuyyyssssss it literally just hit me. capitalism is SO bad!!!! :/ ugh!

ALISON DILAURENTIS?????? WYD HERE????????

(this bored tf out of me sorry pta maybe i’m in my flop era its not you its me xxxx)

nah the layers to this film…. it’s genius……

top-tier level needle-dropping. pta whats ur spotify

slowly becoming a sorrentino stan

can’t believe the guy who voiced hero boy grew up to marry meghan trainor

wow the sexual tension between ferris bueller and frank reynolds  in this movie is astonishing

briony the wrapping elf has fruity vibes

liam as this film ended: wow. all that happened on a snowflake. can you believe it

its that time. christmas time is here. EVERYBODY KNOWS THERES NOT A BETTER TIME OF YEAR

no this is actually the perfect christmas film

dylan acted his little ass off in this movie  and i thank him for it

kevin jonas gives off huge shane dawson vibes in this film

imagine calling ur own mum a slag HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how did this feel both incredibly long and incredibly brief at the same time. and how is oscar isaac so incredibly yummy

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nick carraway my silly little fruitcake

i could watch owen wilson ride his little bike around little french towns all day

OK BUT DID Q GET TO HAVE HIS DATE?????????

feel like pure shit just wanna be a wilson brother

if this was set in 2021 patrick bateman would absolutely use the ordinary’s AHA/BHA peeling solution

joey king human equivalent of boiled cabbage

half a star for adam driver’s smart car

steve carrell glancing at ryan gosling and mumbling “ugh.. gay...”

joaquin phoenix: fucks the sand

amy adams: wanks off philip seymour hoffman into a sink

me: wow.  beautiful.  stunning.  prettiest movie i’ve ever seen

be gay do crime (girlboss edition)

hey steven i could give you 50 reasons why i should be the one you choose

amy adams baby we’re gonna get you out of there

RAWR xD

yawn

THIS IS GIVING ME AANG SIETY (not in any particular order)

• The Lobster
• Mommy
• If Beale Street Could Talk
• The Handmaiden
• Inside Llewyn Davis
• Brokeback Mountain
• Prisoners
• Brigsby Bear
• Before Sunrise
• Almost Famous

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

not complete yet, but almost there !

1. The Grand Budapest Hotel
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
3. Fantastic Mr. Fox
4. Isle of Dogs
5. The French Dispatch
6. The Darjeeling Limited
7. Moonrise Kingdom
8. Rushmore
9. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

i know i’ve done terribly this year I KNOW

1. The Invisible Man
2. Babyteeth
3. Emma.
4. Soul
5. Tenet
6. Spree
7. The Lighthouse
8. The Devil All the Time
9. The Trial of the Chicago 7
10. Nocturne

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

i probably wont watch most of the 2019 releases until at least 2025 xxxxx

1. Parasite
2. Little Women
3. Booksmart
4. Matthias & Maxime
5. Midsommar
6. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
7. 1917
8. The Irishman
9. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
10. Knives Out

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

yes i know i haven’t seen roma yet i will eventually i promise

1. If Beale Street Could Talk
2. The Favourite
3. Cold War
4. First Reformed
5. You Were Never Really Here
6. First Man
7. Wildlife
8. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
9. Burning
10. A Quiet Place

...plus 48 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

oui oui baguette

1. Mommy
2. Matthias & Maxime
3. Tom at the Farm
4. Laurence Anyways
5. Heartbeats
6. I Killed My Mother
7. It's Only the End of the World

i made this primarily bc his posters just look SO nice together

1. The Lobster
2. The Favourite
3. Dogtooth
4. The Killing of a Sacred Deer

fyi he once said that arrival is the worst film he’s ever seen. what i’d give to live inside his brain. (check notes)

• Austin Powers in Goldmember

  he can literally quote this film word for word i’m not exaggerating

• The DUFF

  “a girl at school told me to watch this and it was genuinely so good”

• Chef

  “the funniest film ever” he says, without a single hint of irony

• Ferdinand

  “i nearly fucking cried”

• Happy Gilmore

  “the only film that matters”

• Assassin's Creed

  “WHAT A SICK FILM... masterpiece”

• LEGO Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape

  i caught him watching this and he said "what? it's 100x better than jurassic world"

tryna do this more often

• Burning
• If Beale Street Could Talk
• Eighth Grade
• Mary Magdalene