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Last night, as the kids would say, was a film

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Jurassic Park
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Godzilla Minus One

All
  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★½

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★½

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★ Watched

AH YES. I am glad this next entry in the Mission Impossible franchise was able to retain its love for the art of MAGIC. As a level 5 dark magician in training, I loved seeing the infamous “sleight of hand” being used on screen once again.

But anyway…

I liked it enough. It was engaging in the way these usually are, but considering what was actually at stake here, a lot of it came off pretty silly. That first stretch,…

Godzilla Minus One

2023

★★★★½ 13

Holy shit lol

*This is going to be a pretty depressing review, i’m going to get a little real on Letterboxd. If you don’t really want to feel sad skip it lol. Sorry*

For years, I've eagerly awaited a Godzilla film that could recapture the essence of what this monstrous icon meant to me. As a child, Godzilla was simply a colossal dinosaur wreaking havoc in cities. But, as an adult, its significance has grown far beyond that initial impression.…

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Lilo & Stitch

2025

★★ Watched

Truly I do not care enough to go super in depth.

Lilo actress was fine, stitch looked good at times, other times he looked bad. All the other CG creatures looked bad. It had the same beats and a lot of unnecessary new beats. I don’t care. Why is Nani a marine biologist now. Why is that such an important plot point.

2025 RANKED

Lilo & Stitch

2002

★★½ Rewatched

I truly love hand drawn animation. Even if some of the early CGI moments stuck out weirdly it still looks incredible. I didn’t really care once it settled into the real story though. It moves so fast you barely have time to sit with anything, which somehow works. It’s chaos from start to finish, but that kind of fits what it’s trying to be.

The comedy is actually insane. That moment where the little girl calls Lilo crazy and Lilo…

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Love Lies Bleeding

2024

★★ 19

WHY. DID. THEY. DO. THAT.

I had this at an 8, then I wasn’t really vibing with Kristen Stewart’s performance and it brought it down to like a 7. There were genuine moments of shock and I was digging it, I loved the dynamic between the dad and Kristen and how they used the color red whenever they did evil stuff… BUT THEN THAT ENDING BRO NO WAY. 

That ruined the whole movie. It was so well done up until…

Arthur the King

2024

★★½ 4

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.