Young hopeful filmmaker. Been a film fan since 14. Kubrick simp.

"Never look in the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know."
Anaconda's premise has the potential for something much better than it is. It's basically Jaws + The African Queen, but the overall writing and acting brings it down. "Highlights" included Jon Voight's awful attempt at a South American accent and Owen Wilson saying that the jungle makes him horny. However, the film is pretty engaging throughout, especially the climax, and Jonathan Hyde as Westridge…