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Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

Watched on Thursday May 22, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday May 21, 2025.

A childhood staple

Lesbians really are our nation’s greatest resource

The kind of movie I would have gone bat shit crazy over if I’d seen it when I was 15, no clue how I missed it. I would’ve been sooooo obsessed with Steve X Andrew fanfic.

Do you think the people who got both snapped and voided were like “come on man”

Watched on Wednesday May 7, 2025.

I fucking love a good epilogue

Take a drink when:
They say burlesque
Xtina Growls
A gay person watching gasps

Take a shot when:
WAGON WHEEL WATUSI

Double any drinks earned in a scene with Stanley Tucci in it

(I’m fucked)

Raw, next question.

I won’t hurt you. I won’t hurt you.

One of my favorite Anderson films

corny as hell but makes up for it in style and visuals

Wait a minute… this isn’t The Lighthouse!

These days, there are angry ghosts all around us—dead from wars, sickness, starvation—and nobody cares. So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.
[in IMAX]

Basically every character in this gets to have a cunty little monologue that I hope to hear on drag Queen performance mixes for the rest of my life.

Just literally one of the cutest movies of all time

Takeout for dinner… few hits of the pen for dessert… 90s Godzilla movie night…. Men used to die in wars so girls like me could have nights like this

What does it say about me that I didn’t know Suki Waterhouse was also an actress until I saw this

I’m a Zoinks Sun, Jeepers Moon, and Jinkies Rising

I’m going to start this review by saying I don’t think I could possibly rate this movie fairly. Torres’s performance as Eunice reminds me too deeply of my own mother. Her love, her willingness to do anything to protected her children, the strength she puts up, the cracks that peak through, the art on the walls in their home, the music she listens to, the parties she throws, it was all just so familiar. My favorite scene happens somewhat early in the movie, when her eldest daughter is about to leave for college and asks if she can take one of her mom’s coats. It felt like I was watching a memory on the screen, I don’t think I a time I cried so hard in a theater and we hadn’t even gotten to the sad part yet!

Obviously though, this is not my family, and not my life. Doing my best to take off my rose colored glasses, I still think this is one of, if not the, best movie to release in 2024.

Watched on Monday February 3, 2025.

Nostalgic, charming, visually stunning, a little rough around the edges but who cares when we’re having fun?
Kinda wish I’d been blitzed off my gourd when I watched this.

No where in the phrase “if you love something, let it go” does it say that you have to stop loving them too.

For Lucy

“I liked you for who you are, and who you are is a person who leaves” goddamn 

For Celie

An absolute tour de force of a film. If you know me you know my most common complaint of any film is “it could have been shorter”. But The Brutalist takes every second of its whopping 3 and a half hours run time and makes gold (though my bladder is very grateful for the 15 minute intermission). Absolutely full to the brim of stellar acting performances, unbelievably gorgeous cinematography, and a score that might be one of the greatest I’ve ever heard. This movie is 100% deserving of every bit of hype you’ve heard about it.

The final line… oof

I wasn’t ready.

I’ll be so real, I expected to dislike this film a lot more than I do having seen it. But man I also don’t think I can call this movie good either. I liked the songs, aside from a few glaring exceptions (from penis to vaginaaaaaa), the plot was engaging, and Zoe Saldaña gives a stellar performance. My praise however ends there. This feels like a movie that is screaming “I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY” without actually saying anything. People are trying to call this such an huge moment for trans stories in Hollywood and yet for a trans story this shit kinda sucks! It’s so fitting that Netflix chose to pickup distribution for this movie given how much Netflix Original Productions love to dress themselves up as “progressive” without any substance. Maybe some find it lovely that we can have trans storylines be just as action packed, mindless, and vacant as The Old Guard or Carry-On, but I’m not one of them.

Stories that unabashedly rely on “dream logic” are so fucking cool

I can go to any gay bar on a Wednesday night and watch people doing pup play but Nicole Kidman does it once and is a major Oscar contender?

Watched on Saturday January 4, 2025.

Electric, decadent, melodramatic, truly a Spectacular Spectacular! Can someone find a way to get the tango scene tattoo’d inside my brain so I can watch it over and over?

[for Mack & Hanah]

I don’t think I know how to fully put into words just how this film made me feel. It’s all so much, it’s all so hard to face. I’m so scared going to yearn and pine and beg for love for the rest of my life and in the end I’m only going to have yearning and pining and begging to show for it. Self destruction seems like a nicer path than accepting rejection but it never saved anyone from the loneliness. Might go cry and jack off at the same time now or something. Fuck, this movie is good.

Very fun but Channing Tatum plays a sexy dog boy and he doesn’t even bark once so sadly it’s irredeemable

Everything changes. Through violence. Through loss. Through family. Through discovery. Through growth. Everything changes.

And sometimes all you can to do is reflect on the person you’ve become afterwards.

A spectacle, might as well have repeated the line “are you not entertained?” For how much this movie basically repeats from the first one, but dammit I was entertained!

Paul mescal if u read this I’m free next Thursday

Writers who have siblings refer to each other as “little sis” and “big sis” will never have my respect. 

Otherwise it’s perfectly adorable, but nothing remarkable.

A collection of tragedies and traumas, this film is so chock full of ideas and themes that most fail to really shine. There are more than a few visually stunning scenes that carried me from fucked up moment to fucked up moment, and folks there are a LOT of fucked up moments! That little boy is going to need therapy for the rest of his life and I don’t even think that had been invented yet! 

P.s. how many song and dance breaks can a movie have before we call it a musical

Hey diva boots, may I call you diva?

We have got to have a converslaytion about the mistreatment of animals in Oz

Watched on Friday November 22, 2024.

I spent the first half of the movie thinking there was too much sadness and tragedy to cry… and then the end came and I couldn’t stop crying

Toosh 

One of the best of the year. Ralph Fiennes gives a career defining performance in a film that pulls you into the political and secret world of one the most powerful institutions on the planet. The weight of every conversation. the emotional turmoil behind every decision. The secrets within secrets within secrets. All of it is wrapped in a masterclass of sound design, directing, cinematography, and just some damn good filmmaking. I guarantee whatever twists you think this movie has in store you’re wrong.

Putting the woodsman on a hear-me-out cake

Telling a gay guy I’ve never seen scream so he’ll invite me over and put out

Guys I think there was something wrong with the showing I went to, it was just 2 hours of some guy sucking himself off

Watched on Sunday September 29, 2024.

So cool!

They should have eroticized the concept of a tornado or something

1. I'm Still Here
2. Queer
3. Anora
4. Conclave
5. The Brutalist
6. Look Back
7. Dune: Part Two
8. Flow
9. Challengers
10. Monkey Man

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

This year I’m setting out to see all of my friends & family ’ favorite films (or at least the ones I haven’t seen yet) list will grow here as I watch them :)

• Moulin Rouge!
• Past Lives
• Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Ranking each Godzilla movie that I’ve seen cause why not

1. Godzilla Minus One
2. Shin Godzilla
3. Godzilla
4. Godzilla: King of the Monsters
5. Godzilla
6. Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire