Forrest Nelson Patron

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Moneyball
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Forrest Gump

All
  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • A Minecraft Movie

    ★★★★★

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Watched

i got what i wanted out of it: to be entertained.

i hate seeing movies in my godforsaken hometown because i see people i used to work with (i worked at both movie theaters here) and it makes me want to fling shit at the imax screen so high no one can reach it to clean it even with a ladder. 

tom cruise is awesome.
(sue me, liberal! if he says scientology made him a better actor, then so be…

Conclave

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

their fits go craaaazy 👀

my calling is to be a cardinal that vapes in the vatican. fuuuuck that would be so cool. i would love to be a cardinal during conclave. just chillin in your studio apartment knowing your boys are in the same building, nuns whipping up banger meals, hot gossip in the cafeteria, and the occasional vote sesh??? sign me up! amen holy father im prepared to chill with gang.

on some real shit, this movie is…

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Longlegs

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

a solid tense and scary flick.

satan worship feels like a cop out for something that could be more riveting. 

donald trump was almost assassinated when i was watching this in theaters. then i saw two girls i used to work with. 
weird experience. 

nic cage is the best. absolutely bat shit crazy acting. i can’t get enough of his lunacy.

either way, still a good movie. 
it’s not avoiding the silence of the lambs accusations because it’s a female…

Mickey 17

2025

★★★★ Watched

on the surface, it’s an inventive sci-fi flick with an abundance of silly funny moments.

i think i understand what it means. i initially thought it was the usual bong joon ho ‘class structure’ deeper meaning.
maybe it’s capitalism? we’re the aliens type shit? idk man. 

robert pattinson is the goat and that’s what matters.