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This review may contain spoilers.
Pissing someone else’s pants is diabolical.
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My Irish blood is running through my body right now. Also ketamine
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Penny evil af. That’s why I only keep stacks of 100’s on me 💯
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If this movie is considered a cult classic then IM THE CULT LEADER.
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God please take me before Jack Black.
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Spit thing. 5 stars.
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I can fix her.
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Movie would’ve been better if they actually boofed an electric eel
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Damn Hank can’t catch a break.
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Mannnnn what the fuccckkkkk
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Bro kicked a moving car into a complete stop.
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If you took a shot everytime someone says the word “bees” you’d take 200 shots and die.
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If I was truman I’d be a great ad for modelo
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They really predicted Trumps istration
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Picked a good time to take that edible
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Real ones knew Velma’s the hot one
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I hate that mf scrappy
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“Surely it can’t get worse” Ahh movie
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This is why Jordan Peele’s the GOAT….. THE GOATTTTT
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Death by choking on a vape is crazy work
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2nd grossest thing to happen in Johnny Depp’s bed
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I know 5 year old me is pissed I’m not dating a Hex Girl
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keeping the Babadook as a pet is wild af
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Not the bowling fingers 😩
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I knew old people were the devil in disguise
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Blob on my Knob
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Gonna show my grandma this and tell her it’s a Rerun
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All CGI done on snapchat
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Dog pool could’ve solo’d thanos
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Shout out to the 12 year old who wrote this and this feeling like a bad goosebumps episode.
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If I was a tornado Kates the opposition
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Nicolas cage was in his Nicolas bag 💯
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My joy looks like a Modelo
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Holy fuckkkkk this lady is the real life joker
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I’m glad the devil stays in Connecticut
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If we start a war with Canada let me get a shot at Tom MacDonald
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Imagine being the unlucky fucker who steals from Robert’s HomeMart
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LOCK HER BACK UPPPP 🗣️
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Do I need to be higher than the bear to laugh at this movie?
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If only I didn’t blow out my knee smh.
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Easily the best Godzilla movie, but Godzilla is lucky I wasn’t there to step in
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Instructions unclear, accidentally robbed a sperm bank.
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If Reggie has 0 fans then I must be dead.
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My first word to the apes probably would’ve been balls
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My IF was Tony Hawk
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I do stuff like this in my 2003 Dodge Neon
]]>- Five Nights at Freddy's
- The Nun II
- Talk to Me
- Halloween Ends
- Nope
- Candyman
- Us
- Hereditary
- Death Note
- Get Out
...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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- Get Out
- Chronicle
- Django Unchained
- Hereditary
- Bullet Train
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Baby Driver
- The Truman Show
- A Nightmare on Elm Street
...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
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