Letterboxd 5019o Vincent Albarano https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/ Letterboxd - Vincent Albarano The Chosen One of Hell 372k37 1985 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/the-chosen-one-of-hell/ letterboxd-review-895370386 Fri, 23 May 2025 13:14:06 +1200 No The Chosen One of Hell 1985 4.0 405539 <![CDATA[

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Folies Murtrieres has been covered extensively elsewhere and is something of a minor sensation online due to its disted atmosphere and dreamlike approach. Less remarked upon is Pellissier's debut outing, Les Proies du Mal (1982), a three-hour super 8 excursion into madness set in a damned nursing home that is unavailable in full. From the excerpt I’ve seen, he outdoes himself for hazy candle-lit atmosphere, crafting a story that is both startlingly gory and evocative. His 1985 offering L’Elue des Enfers is a 36-minute condensation of The Exorcist that bears all the hallmarks of his singular filmmaking style.

The majority of Pellissier’s interiors are decaying mansions and desolate country homes, suggesting a grandeur and decadence long since gone to rot. His handheld tracking shots manage to capture every detail of this scenery, the bizarrely papered walls, harsh hardware lighting casting severe shadows and the ominous threats unseen in darkened corners. The camera is never static, leering between tree branches during the opening ritual, adding a spectatorial perspective and the suggestion of things meant to go unseen. Dialogue scenes repeatedly cut in on uncomfortable low-angle close-ups of faces, this invasive technique taken one step further as his limited frame often bisects characters’ features to distort them entirely.

Nothing here should be effective, and I’m not necessarily arguing it as a forgotten successor to the possession film throne. But there is something memorable in the natural distancing effect of super 8 film itself, flickering and bouncing as it es through the film gate, bearing scratches and fuzzy visuals that ought to distract from the film’s impact yet somehow enhance it. Pellissier’s filming style and isolationism give the genuine sense that these are the final two people in the world, the stakes of this battle placed front and center. There may be very little of the subtext of The Exorcist, particularly Father Karras’ crisis of faith, but he approaches the material with such conviction and glee that it’s hard not to ire his efforts. Pellissier knows his images are crafty, and that’s why he lingers on them for so long and why they stick with you.

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Skullface 11t2j 1994 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/skullface/ letterboxd-review-893610032 Wed, 21 May 2025 09:04:16 +1200 No Skullface 1994 5.0 1484461 <![CDATA[

Partial as I am to Blood Summer, this might just be the quintessential MSS Films production. Another inversion of the slasher formula improbably shot on 16mm, the real attraction to Skullface is seeing strange people hang out while a Doberman constantly barks onscreen. This is a world where multiple Pantera t-shirts, jarring camera discontinuity, long takes of Victorian baby portraits, and heating vents are all part of life’s essential fabric. I’d still be fascinated if this was nothing more than dope smoking and spray-painting pentagrams on a living room floor.

As with Blood Summer and 666 Kill, Baby, Kill, Skullface epitomizes the Marginal Slasher, leaving the kill scenes completely incidental to the meat of the story (and there are only three victims in total). I don’t think Matt Smith ever really set out to scare his audience, or even to make films that are weird for their own sake. He just happens to be a weird guy who likes gore, so he couldn’t make films any other way. Most short films work because they cut away the fat, getting straight to the point in their limited runtimes. Smith’s shorts leave the gristle intact, but they give you something to chew on, people and places to marvel at and wonder why they’ve been invested with such importance. The effect isn’t so much bringing his focus out into the real world as it is sucking the essence of those lives into a vacuum, presenting us with films that are so real they’re uncanny. This is the way that some people live, and yet it’s also the way that nobody on Earth could possibly exist long-term. It’s foreign to most people’s lifestyles, a realism that negates itself by sheer lack of willpower. Because life is messy and sometimes you get stoned and lose track of your thoughts.

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My Sweet Satan 5c3r66 1994 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/my-sweet-satan/ letterboxd-review-871831017 Sat, 26 Apr 2025 01:44:41 +1200 No My Sweet Satan 1994 5.0 99110 <![CDATA[

Ripped from the headlines (though arriving nearly a decade after the infamous case that inspired it), Van Bebber’s short transplants the NY murder of Gary Lauwers by Ricky Kasso to the dead-end Dayton of the early 1990s. Presented as a near-documentary recollection, complete with after-the-fact narration by mostly unnamed participants, this could be Jim’s masterpiece. There’s nothing supernatural or unreal about Ricky, he’s a confused and wayward kid himself who can’t just brush off the pain in his life as much as he’d like to make others believe. Little details stick with you—Jim never excuses Ricky’s actions, but the cop’s leering face as he breaks the news to Jimmy at the start of the film is as haunting a non-violent image as the work produces. Narration informs us that nobody picked up Ricky’s ashes, that the “morgue attendants just threw them in the fucking trash.” Despite what we’ve seen before, the film ends with Jimmy weeping in his cell, lamenting the loss of a friend he always backed up.

There’s an essentially Ohioan desolation to the entire film that can’t be denied if you’ve lived anything resembling it—wasting afternoons at the bandshell getting high because there’s nowhere better to go, going to parties you know you’ll regret in the morning because they kill the time, and you might get high if you put on the right face. I can think of few better cinematic examples of the Friendship of the Damned—spending endless hours with people you aren’t sure you even like, just because there’s nobody else who will tolerate you. The eventful party at the core of the film is a picture-perfect capture of both subcultural excess and mid-Ohio abandon. Wood s, puking attendees, dim lighting, live tattoos and piercings. As excruciating as the climactic killing is, the first fifteen minutes are the essence of the film, of the desperation borne of boredom and the positions we find ourselves stuck in, trying to figure things out with no clue how it all might tie together in the end. There’s a hopeless sense of confining oneself to your fate throughout the entire film, actions cast as predetermined regardless of any moral certainties or code.

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Roadkill 185z6v The Last Days of John Martin, 1994 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/roadkill-the-last-days-of-john-martin/ letterboxd-review-871826350 Sat, 26 Apr 2025 01:34:31 +1200 No Roadkill: The Last Days of John Martin 1994 5.0 104327 <![CDATA[

The work that Van Bebber considers his only genuine horror film, an unrelenting glimpse into the life and mind of a serial killer stranded along Ohio’s desolate stretches of farmland. Its unflinching mise-en-scène of serial killer squalor initially seems too extreme to take seriously and then the sickness of it all hits you—rats scurry in the background almost imperceptible, every surface streaked with blood, decaying slivers of faces tacked to the wall, shattered beer bottles strewn about. An ugly house in between cornfields draws no attention, and Martin’s filthy and decrepit pad is only one step away from a hoarder’s nest, the clutter less a consequence of a life of accumulation than it is the remainders of a life without boundaries. This is a film about the inherent animalism of humanity itself. When John pulls a bone fragment—or a grub, or some other unmentionable piece of human remains—from his nostril, the sick sensation of going too far but refusing to relent fully sets in.

As horrendous and visceral an experience as it may be, half of the film is spent with John alone, observing the psychological tortures and inward violence that defines his existence. Even the most prolific killer spends far more time with themselves than their victims, and Van Bebber is never one to cut his cutthroats a break. Somehow the film’s most haunting note is its final, bloodless image—Martin jogging through the cemetery that opens the film, his flannel flapping open and a shovel in his hand. Often ignored in favor in favor of reactions to his gut punch style is the fact that Van Bebber is a master craftsman, methodical and precise in his work—see the repeated dolly shots in on Martin watching TV, escalating through various states of psychological deterioration: “What do you know about reality?!”; “Why are you doing this to me??”. Questions as easily asked of the filmmaker himself as his creations onscreen.

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The Norwegian Drillbit Massacre l2f6o 1988 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/the-norwegian-drillbit-massacre/ letterboxd-review-867525575 Mon, 21 Apr 2025 05:25:33 +1200 2025-04-20 No The Norwegian Drillbit Massacre 1988 232219 <![CDATA[

Jon Christian Møller’s debut short is a film that gets down and dirty, from the sheer physicality of the victims and killer rolling around in the dirt and leaves, to the ample blood spurting throughout. His most infamous film may be a bloodbath, but there’s little of the pornographic offal fixations of likeminded German efforts; the film is nasty and occasionally juvenile, but not as single-minded as would be suspected from its title. At the same time, it’s as much a time capsule of teenage gore film and heavy metal fandom in a particular time and place. Eurogore efforts get dismissed endlessly for their lack of substance or innovation, but in sterling examples such as this, the entire point is the marginality of the material captured onscreen. If Steve Puchalski called the work of Chester Turner “one take filmmaking” at its worst, Møller seems to have been happy to pick up the same approach and revel in what makes it so unique and thrilling to explore.

Now available for pre-order: the first officially-licensed release of Møller's filmography on DVD. Each title is English-subtitled for the first time, and the release includes a 30-page booklet of new writing (ships May 2025).

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A Darker Light 1a206o 1996 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/a-darker-light/ letterboxd-review-841483952 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 13:40:04 +1300 No A Darker Light 1996 5.0 865008 <![CDATA[

This late period Blade release contains less humor than would be expected from the Wimp series, embracing more of a midwestern gothic atmosphere. With a decade of work under his belt, Brown was at the height of his abilities here, and his penultimate statement is genuinely impressive. Everything proceeds with a desolation and gloom that asserts A Darker Light as a far more languid, depressive experience than was typical of Brown and company. Somber as it may be, the film is full of gory sequences, including a particularly bloody lesbian shower attack and the two climactic fights in the woods and quarry, offering a perfect blend of more introspective and outwardly visceral horror that succeeds thanks to the complete conviction invested in both threads.

Throughout the film we spend a lot of time with the vampires but never learn much about them, which ultimately works as a strength. Things like Glenn’s sister’s heroin addiction and his own descent into alcoholic misery (drunk in the daylight, reviewing his own crime scene photos of his slaughtered wife) add an all-too-real note of midwestern malaise. Part of the film’s strength is in melding these real-world horrors with its more expressive treatment of supernatural elements. Most notable is the jarring dream sequence of a vampire mass, complete with shaky camera and a slowed frame rate depicting torch-lit blood rites in the dusky woods. There are repeated close-ups of candles and bizarre ephemera to give the occult overtones some weight, and the heavy red/orange/purple filtered light that bathes most interior spaces unifies Brown’s visual approach. Likewise, the majority of the exteriors carry harsh light and verge on overexposure as though we ourselves are unable to take everything in at once and remain in some form of darkness.

As we’ve come to expect from Blade, the regionalism of the finished film is one of its most intriguing attributes. Brown again crafts a world defined by the disruption of midwestern living and customs. Scenery is provided by brick buildings on cobblestone streets, overstuffed couches crammed into corners of townhome apartments, and white walled living spaces abound. At the same time, scenes abound of desolate country roads, baked by the sun, contrasted with moody autumnal scenes in the graveyard and the woods. It’s clearly a consequence of the filming schedule, but by the film’s climax the foliage has died, leaving barren tree branches and dead grass for the final showdown between Sean and Nigel in the quarry. Even in its brief sixty-eight-minute runtime, Brown’s film imparts a sense of life eclipsing itself, of days and hours ing by without so much as a second glance from those invested in the minute agonies of existence. Hardworking folks are too enveloped in daily endeavors to notice just where the time is going.

--From forthcoming Ohio writing project

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Disturbing the Peace 66p6o 1988 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/disturbing-the-peace-1988/ letterboxd-review-833441416 Wed, 12 Mar 2025 05:56:29 +1300 No Disturbing the Peace 1988 4.5 435996 <![CDATA[

Choppy and frantic, Disturbing the Peace is the perfect example of a super 8-to-video edit matching a film’s tone. The silent opening scene is indicative of where Sjogren is coming from, rapidly cutting between a slow-mo beating, someone shooting up, and solarized snippets of a woman stripping. From here, it’s a loosely organized series of vignettes and set pieces, and things feel especially disted by the final act. Along the way we get the single nastiest chainsaw bisection I’ve seen in any film, which is nearly enough to place this in the horror genre. There are also multiple impressively stupid driving stunts (Sjogren seems to get off on crashing into mailboxes especially). Still, the scenes filmed cruising along winding ocean roads point to a more elaborate production set up, and the chase with Kevin atop a rival car and assaulting it with a pick axe proves that there was a decent amount of filmmaking craft behind this. There’s also a genuinely impressive performance in Teddy, whose raving frat boy psychosis gets things off to an unhinged start.

This is a high ambition vision with a great deal of talent, hindered only by its juvenile single-mindedness and some technical glitches that threaten to derail things. The dialogue is low in the mix, but lines are largely stoned rumination on the daily grind, stabs at hard boiled narration, and urban legend drug horror stories. Most of the action scenes play out silently, and I’m almost certain stretches were filmed MOS, which adds to the disconnected feeling. The hand-to-hand action is awkward, captured with a frenzied camera, but compensated with copious bloodshed. What really succeeds is the film’s insinuation of how moral rot and decadence lead to exhaustion. Sjogren captures the casual nihilism of a world gone mad, playing into the subcultural vogue of 80s transgression (he’s also clearly seen some Richard Kern films). Count this as a particularly nasty pulp novel brought to the screen.

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Backwoods Freaks b5d4a 1995 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/backwoods-freaks/ letterboxd-review-823640110 Sun, 2 Mar 2025 06:54:09 +1300 No Backwoods Freaks 1995 3.5 1439773 <![CDATA[

Lambert’s debut feature owes a clear debt to early John Waters, yet despite the crass potential of its premise, it manages to be less offensive than you’d expect. What really stands out is the film’s embrace of low-stakes interpersonal conflicts to keep it grounded, which often succeeds because it leans on performances and has a cast who actually are up to the job. As a result, the jokes work more broadly and are less reliant on the non-sequiturs that derail most SOV comedies. This overall lighter tone makes the sporadic outbursts of gore more disconcerting, and Lambert’s own score throughout the film adds a great deal of unexpected atmosphere. Grotesque touches abound, with heavy pancake makeup, warts, and a birthday party for a doll all contributing to the bizarre nature of this regional production. The montage of ritual preparation near the climax is arguably the most effective sequence, due in part to the ominous folk rock ballad on the soundtrack. The dimly lit action of the finale reveals Lambert’s strengths in creating moody visuals, and the final image is surprisingly stark and haunting, a nice punctuation to the rest of the film’s more unhinged stylings. This is yet another perfect example of mid-90s SOV’s potential: barely released beyond local rental outlets and with little online profile, it's another piece of the puzzle out there and just waiting to be discovered.

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Lunatic 723du 1999 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/lunatic/ letterboxd-review-823633853 Sun, 2 Mar 2025 06:45:28 +1300 No Lunatic 1999 4.0 224652 <![CDATA[

High grade 90s scuzz, complete with thick goldenrod carpets, bizarrely patterned couches, and pastel bedsheets on brass frame beds. The first 20 minutes play like a tour of 90s living spaces that excavate the bizarre decor decisions that held the decade in thrall. This is all punctuated with some scenes of genuinely nasty bloodletting, the tonal shifts in the plot adding to the imbalance suggested by the film’s title. Surprisingly, as unbelievably vile as several scenes are, there’s something approaching restraint when you consider how many violent moments are deliberately obscured or kept off screen. There are also more suitably grimy touches like the squalor of Al’s apartment or the couple having couch sex on top of a half-eaten sandwich. Likewise the scene with Al and Bunny’s brother Rich arguing over how much they can drink stands as a perfect encapsulation of no-count masculine aggression.

On one level, the scene where Bunny raves about the Eagles and croons “Hotel California” is skin crawling time filler, but it’s also a fascinating reveal of the barren cultural scope of so-called transgressive characters. For all the post-Apocalypse Culture button pushing of serial killer culture, this sequence nails the sheer mundanity and horrible taste of history’s most heinous figures. Al’s ignorance of the band shows what a square peg he really is, a cultureless bore unable to communicate with people or make it in the world, so the desperation of his rancid relationship with Bunny offers a far more doom-laden tone than the awkward romance of their meeting suggests.

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Requiem der Teufel 315t6b 1993 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/requiem-der-teufel/ letterboxd-review-816227524 Sat, 22 Feb 2025 07:54:01 +1300 No Requiem der Teufel 1993 4.0 573586 <![CDATA[

Requiem der Teufel zeroes in on domesticity with a particular eye for the home space itself, its structural nature, and its function in routine existence. SOV tales of domestic disturbance don’t often work—much less when you can’t understand what’s being said—because teenaged creators have never lived such turmoil. Reiff seems to understand the confining nature of spaces when two people are at odds. Expressive lighting—provided by over-keyed natural sources—casts dramatic shadows, and close ups on objects and facial features reveal how details are magnified through daily routine and oppressive interaction. Emotional and physical abuse are broken down into component parts, their basest qualities all that remain or need to.

Minute details emerge after the central murder: the house turning to a pigsty via the accumulation of refuse. Even a solitary existence is defined by the space that confines it. Ultimately what emerges is a psychodrama enhanced by gore. Disembodied hands and close ups on everyday items come to greater significance in the latter half, revealing the importance assumed by objects taken for granted in day-to-day life. As with any good horror story, disruption of the ordinary is the chief concern beneath it all. Certainly the whole thing could be much shorter, but we would lose the emphasis on routine that informs the entire ideal and sets things into motion. Sure, the Raimi-esque spookshow of the finale takes it to more traditional territory, but how we arrive there carries all the more weight as a result.

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Devil Souls 3l325l 1997 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/devil-souls/ letterboxd-review-815244064 Fri, 21 Feb 2025 04:03:26 +1300 No Devil Souls 1997 4.0 864750 <![CDATA[

Post-1995 SOV releases have been an acquired taste for me, and a lot of EI releases walk a fine line. Devil Souls is indicative of its production date with particularly rough consumer video and mechanical noise underlying everything. On the other hand, there’s little of the subcultural posturing or fixations that are abundant in this era, and it feels fairly quaint and charming. Buckles thrusts us into a world of connected garages and sterile interiors, the sort of real but uncluttered spaces that reveal little of the personalities of their inhabitants. Domestic disputes unfold in overexposed long takes, a decision that fits rather than feeling static and unimaginative, and the headache-inducing lighting decisions make everything feel true to life. By contrast, many of the exteriors are indecipherable darkness, except later in the film where the floodlit wooded scenes make great use of the open space and atmosphere. The finale itself is as brilliantly lo-fi as is possible, and displays the grubbiest image quality this side of a Falcon Video release.

As far as the horror elements, it’s hard for me not to love an SOV featuring a mummy, especially one with a starkly lit exhumation scene that makes great use of darkness, a single lantern light source, and low angle shots. There are also exterior long shots with zombies dressed in bloody clothes killing men in the woods, the greenery so distorted it looks like an nth generation Euro bootleg. Buckles juggles several intertwining plots and doesn’t end up with a nonsensical mess, wisely keeping things moving, which helps the general lack of gore and emphasis on a static camera. This is an SOV with a story to tell rather than technical ambitions, and that’s why it remains interesting despite the pace of the action. We also get this essential bit of dialogue via an argument:

-“You go to hell you son of a bitch”
-“Been there, done that, goodbye”

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Obscurus Legatus 6b1x3m 1993 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/obscurus-legatus/ letterboxd-review-814593347 Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:23:57 +1300 No Obscurus Legatus 1993 4.0 555101 <![CDATA[

Obscurus Legatus lives up to its title with picture quality so poor it often resembles technicolor smears on the screen. The vibrancy of the colors themselves pushes through the visual murk to create an image that’s often luridly hypnotic, giving the entire film the look of having been irradiated. Despite the visual haze, the camera work is surprisingly fluid and inventive, the expected handheld tracking shots steadier than you’ll usually find in Eurogore outings. There’s also a strong visual sense, with unique compositions and framings throughout—see the scenes where a trio of video renters are filmed from within the television itself while waiting for their tape to play. Nothing is as stunted or as indulgent as you’d expect, and while it may largely be nonsense to non-German speakers, there’s a distinct sense of ambition and scope.

There’s something particularly effective about the kitchen sink approach to mise-en-scène, the mixture of simplicity and idealism. The ritual scenes mix guys in brown robes hamming it up with some genuinely stark and brutal imagery. There’s an important recognition of the stasis and everyday life, particularly when the plot shifts midway through to an investigation (cue a library scene). But the more horrific elements remain, and the climax stands out with some of the rare nighttime SOV cinematography that looks good and even pyro effects. In its final ten minutes, Felde proves that everything proceeding was just a build up. Even if the resolution doesn’t make much sense, it looks good and works on an aesthetic level.

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Potential Sins 1i2c23 ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/potential-sins/ letterboxd-review-810455974 Sun, 16 Feb 2025 10:14:32 +1300 No Potential Sins 4.0 433628 <![CDATA[

Michael Legge carved a niche for himself with off-kilter comedies dipping into horror elements, and ads for his 1989 debut Working Stiffs were seemingly in every underground film zine of the day. He managed to stand out from the pack as a result of his prolific releases and the fact that his SOV and super 8 comedies were actually funny, avoiding the grating attempts so widespread in the underground. Potential Sins is something altogether different, a low budget dark comedy/mystery featuring an ensemble cast and based around extensive dialogue rather than broad physical comedy. Largely taking place within a single home, the action is isolated, confining the cast to an inherently unbalanced space through circumstance. Though a real house provides this setting (given the exposed plywood throughout, it appears to be in some state of construction or repair), it feels like a studio set, something colder and more distant than the domestic emphasis captured in the works of Todd Jason Cook. The recognizable signifiers of mid-90s existence do remain, including pastel duvet covers, wicker shelves, and faux brick ing. Legge employs a lot of handheld shots to negate the static sitcom style that you would expect, and there are some nice low tech tracking shots between rooms, which also produce some moments of elaborate blocking, recalling a theatrical production more than anything else. When breaking away to one-on-one conversations between the cast, there’s a genuine attempt made at character development, which may be slight given the size of the cast, but helps this effort stand out.

The film deals entirely in adult frustrations and exhaustion: disappointments at work, marriage troubles, the toll of long-simmering family tension, and neuroses surrounding faith and sexuality. Unlike Tim Ritter’s adultery narratives conceived during his teenage years, Legge brings a believable sense of world-weariness that results in a fairly cynical assessment that change isn’t possible, and people will remain in the ruts they’ve dug for themselves. The final gag injects a slight hint of the supernatural, including a lo-fi reveal that makes the predictability of the punchline count for a bit more in the grand scheme of things.

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Sodom 6h1p3z Akne, 1993 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/sodom-akne/ letterboxd-review-808539173 Fri, 14 Feb 2025 10:13:25 +1300 No Sodom-Akne 1993 4.0 1433843 <![CDATA[

After three minutes of padded credits over driving footage, Candini dives in and means business. Low-rent clowns, unaware children, and afflicted wives mingle in unrelated capacities to suggest a diseased state of existence. Such banality exists alongside extended graphic wound care, presented in loving and gruesome detail. Illness and affliction are just facets of life, no matter how bizarre or distorted they may be through the camera lens. Despite this, the final third delivers escalating geek show degeneracy that manages to be more oppressive and distressing, leaving the screen awash in fluids and domestic misery without resolution.

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Bad Taste Movie No. 1 3x4k2d 1982 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/bad-taste-movie-no-1/ letterboxd-review-808291371 Fri, 14 Feb 2025 03:07:49 +1300 No Bad Taste Movie No. 1 1982 2.5 534061 <![CDATA[

There’s a special fascination with 1982 as SOV’s zero year, and Bad Taste Movie No. 1 gets some measure of interest from its early appearance on the market. Alternating between bad comedy bits, stripteases, and on-the-street stunts, this can be distilled into a parade of homely people, blow-up dolls, and rubber masks. At times it plays like a version of Killing of a Chinese Bookie set entirely in Crazy Horse West, Mr. Sophistication stealing the cameras and indulging in some extended after-hours antics. That sense of derangement carries through the runtime, giving a distinct impression of the cast doing things they normally wouldn’t just because a camera is present. It’s entirely devoid of horror but still manages to get under your skin, with the large woman dancing in a pig mask standing as a humiliating and bizarre low point. The recurring canned crowd noise and laughter do nothing to assure you and only add to the sense of forced captivity you feel watching until the end. This is eighty minutes that never achieve stasis or balance, and there’s no point meant to be understood. I’m positive that people coming here to log and review the film have watched it more intently than whatever its intended audience ever did, and as terrible as it may make you feel, I can’t deny I’ll probably revisit it again.

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Send Me No Flowers 322m 1991 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/send-me-no-flowers-1991/ letterboxd-review-807538049 Thu, 13 Feb 2025 05:21:11 +1300 No Send Me No Flowers 1991 4.0 1287652 <![CDATA[

An efficiently grimy British crime SOV. The low-down mix of mix of heroin culture and bloody robberies/home invasion smacks of the forced nihilism so prevalent throughout late 80s/early 90s underground projects, at times ending up comically over the top. Ford manages to rein his featurette in by virtue of its bleak and largely humorless tone. The middle section drags a bit (nobody needs to see a spliff rolled in real time) and loses some of the manic energy of the first third, but it all settles into a groove that works. The reliance on longer takes once inside the flat stands as a nice contrast to the more frantic style of the opening scenes, so there at least seems to have been a considered approach to the work's structure. The shooting up sequence is a highlight, contrasting some striking nightmare imagery with an especially brutal torture sequence.

I’m certainly guilty of lionizing the most obscure trash for its own sake, but this is a good example of one work that stands on its own merits and needs no contextual justification. The video image on my copy is degraded and often flicks to a sickly orange tint, which makes for appropriately queasy viewing. This is the sort of inadvertent technical glitch that adds to the strengths of a low budget work, making even an otherwise padded scene like the extended mopping of blood off a tile floor a particularly expressive moment.

Thanks to ScourCinema for rescuing this one.

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Ranko 32112p 1989 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/ranko/ letterboxd-review-806838250 Wed, 12 Feb 2025 09:02:43 +1300 No Ranko 1989 3.5 1432491 <![CDATA[

Ranko began as a series of super 8 shorts and featurettes, with attempts along the way to secure government funding for a feature-length installment. Failing this, Stevenson and his collaborators bought high-end video equipment and took production into their own hands yet again. Distribution never followed and the film was essentially shelved after a few screenings and mention in Michael Helms' Fatal Visions zine, going unfinished for the better part of a decade (hence the 1999 release date listed on the copy reviewed here). Less an out-of-date Rambo parody than its title and set-up would lead one to believe, the film’s Antipodean origin means that Mad Max is a far bigger influence on the finished product. Stevenson updates that template to a recognizable and inhabited world rather than one of desolate squalor, though the final showdown at an abandoned mill brings provides some needed wasteland atmosphere. A review in Independent Video lists a nearly-two-hour runtime, so the version I found seems to have been edited and tightened up, with early scenes in particular moving along quickly. There’s not much wasted space as a result, and it’s better for things to jump around than overstay their welcome and drag on.

It isn’t nearly as goofy or insubstantial as the satirical title would lead you to believe, and Stevenson displays some serious craft in constructing his tale. As should be expected with underground comedies, it’s rarely successful in generating laughs, though the darker sequences show some sick humor that connects. The murder of Ranko’s family, even played for black comedy, is a surprisingly dark deviation, especially coming after such lighthearted normalcy. The latter half of the film packs some ambitious and bloody gunfights, along with impressive car and motorcycle stunts. The first half defies the expectations of action with tranquility and goofy romantic comedy, only to reassert the carnage in an over-the-top fashion in a climax that sees splattered brains and organs and even a chainsaw employed in dispatching the villains. Stevenson uses a choppy, elliptical editing style during action scenes to heighten the impact of the gunfire and explosions, and there’s interesting and professional camera work throughout, including dolly shots and unique angles. The original soundtrack music (“Grunge Score” by The Breed) is competent, but also serves to date this firmly to the 1990s. Thankfully, the film is free of other turn-of-the-millennium technological decisions, and stands on its own as an interesting and effective underground action film when it drops the goofy comedy.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Bobo 1w5v22 1994 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/film:773330/ letterboxd-review-806288408 Tue, 11 Feb 2025 14:59:26 +1300 No Bobo 1994 4.5 858975 <![CDATA[

A work that stands alongside Doug Ulrigh’s Scary Tales as the platonic ideal of SOV horror. Chuck Gotski is a family man, horror fan, and aspiring writer, and there’s little reason to believe his character, John, is far removed from the man himself. Bobo is set within his suburban townhome and features every detail of his life in 1994, yet again tapping into that vein of home movie familiarity that those of us who endured the 90s can recognize from our own pasts. There’s an everyman quality to the short that’s endearing, even as Gotski’s realization of his bizarre scenario is anything but average.

What really stands out is the go-for-broke abandon evidenced onscreen. By its reputation, SOV horror is lauded for teenagers capturing unsupervised fun and bad decisions on camera, but here a grown man gets into the action. It’s impossible for Bobo to scare you, but there is a fascinating sort of derangement at play in its one-man construction, and envisioning Gotski rolling around his house alone is a deranged scenario. When his family was away at his mother-in-law’s, Gotski didn’t want to drink beer and watch TV, he wanted to film a self-contained horror story featuring a clown puppet. At the same time, there’s the sweet realization that in making Bobo’s horror’s so mild, he set out to create something that his young sons could appreciate. Also fascinating is the matter of John’s failed horror writing career, potentially (or at least speculatively) a representation of Gotski’s own frustrations as an independent creative. In a way, it becomes a fitting capture of an entire swathe of video makers’ desires cast onscreen.

It’s easy to laugh at projects like this for their rudimentary grasp of film construction, weak performances, and the sheer comic potential of the scenario. But it’s also a perfect example of SOV’s value as cultural documentation. This is what horror fans were doing with their time in the mid-1990s, and in constructing these personal visions, they were unable to lose sight of their daily lives and responsibilities. More than celebrating amateur creativity, it also captures the very way of life that sustained such ambitions.

Before Saturn’s Core released this and Gotski’s follow-up The Body Man on a limited-run VHS, Bobo found a bit of life in James Stanger’s Independent Video Magazine. There, Gotski wrote a short history of the video and promoted it to open-minded fans of no-budget horror. Also worth noting is another issue’s mention of Gotski’s as-yet-unreleased slasher comedy short, Hockey Mask Killer, which won an award at Kelly Hughes’ Lucky Charm Awards in 1993.

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Lost Love 837y 1995 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/lost-love-1995/ letterboxd-review-804183380 Sun, 9 Feb 2025 14:53:09 +1300 No Lost Love 1995 4.5 1431446 <![CDATA[

An agonizing film, both in the extremes of its final revelation as well as its unflinching depiction of loneliness and despair. On its surface a story of necrophiliac obsession, Claypool’s West Virginia-lensed B&W obscurity is actually a largely sexless portrait of one of life’s unfortunates grasping to make a connection. Wafting with fumes of garbage, decay, and spray paint, the film’s aesthetic decisions prove to be far more polished than its rough exterior would suggest. Fluid dolly shots predominate alongside expressive canted angles and harshly-lit crosscuts between apartment residents and display mannequins. The busy soundtrack featuring distant voices and mournful calls from around the building, and especially the constant moaning from the theater downstairs, also adds a busier sense of restless urban squalor. All these elements should add up to something completely lurid and exhausting, but Claypool depicts a world entrapped in filth rather than an entirely nihilistic vision of abandon.

The film thrives in its choice of settings and impressive production design, alternating between trash-strewn alleys, the crusty porno shop with its funhouse lighting, and Leonard’s own squalid living space. Claypool’s focus within the apartment isn’t the perversion of the scenario itself, but the minutiae of his protagonist’s situation, revealing the one-sided exchanges of his unhealthy devotion to Anna. A lot of the film’s success comes from Jack Griffith’s performance, fresh faced and naïve even while performing aberrant acts. There’s also a chasteness to his desires and their representations, a complete disconnect with the reality of what he’s doing. Leonard’s only engagements with sex are his inhalant-induced visits to the theater, his presence there a matter of habit rather than any expressed desire. Inundated with erotic stimulation, it’s the furthest thing from his mind. Leonard’s own culpability in what transpired is directly confronted at the film’s conclusion, and while there’s no neat moral summation of the film’s messy ideas, there’s plenty to read into. This is a film where tenderness and genuine love aren’t impossible, they just seem to be unreachable.

The film’s sole color sequence is its only moment of outright violence, and it manages to be genuinely gut-churning. The frenzied handheld camera stands as a contrast to the mannered styling of the rest of the narrative, another assertion that what we see on film is realer than life itself. Beyond this, the film’s horror is minimal, though there is an inherently disturbing quality to Leonard’s delusions of care manifested as propriety over Anna’s body. There comes a point where Leonard himself acts on violent impulses that cast him in no better a light than anyone else in the film. What difference does it make that he takes his aggression out on a corpse when it represents in his mind a real person? Every detail of and expression in the film is tainted irreparably, though it does struggle with the question of whether this must be so. There’s an ever-present tension between the morbidity of the scenario and the very real representations of decay—physical, mental, and spatial. This is a vision of existential rot that sees the potential for escape, a pinhole vision of the other side. In the end, Claypool suggests that only an absolute break, the complete destruction of everything we’ve known and depended on, can bring about release and the potential for a new life.

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Sometimes at the Cherokee Sink 173h 1992 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/sometimes-at-the-cherokee-sink/ letterboxd-review-803747353 Sun, 9 Feb 2025 08:26:38 +1300 No Sometimes at the Cherokee Sink 1992 5.0 533231 <![CDATA[

Matt Smith’s first distributed short film is all over the place, mixing prehistoric aquatic creatures, a masked slasher, pot growing Klan , and UFO sightings into one unresolved mess. It looks like utter dogshit, the film-to-video transfer completely distorted and ruining any chance of visual coherence that might make up for the narrative disconnect. Things don’t add up at any point, which gives the kaleidoscopic weirdness of the movie a more endearing, see-what’ll-stick feeling. Midway through, the film lapses into mundanity despite the multiple unresolved narratives, and seems to lose track of them all. Before going to the beach, the students around a t for a full thirty seconds, and before swimming the girls lather each other with sunscreen for several minutes. Later, a man works a charcoal grill as Johnny prepares and marinates barbecue skewers in real time. It feels as though Smith couldn’t focus on any one idea for longer than a day of filming, debuting with a patchwork of weirdness that somehow manages to coalesce into a distinctive statement. I’m underselling just how much happens in this film without any of it meaning a thing, and that alone makes it eminently rewatchable.

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666 4a4x1i Kill Baby, Kill!, 1995 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/666-kill-baby-kill/ letterboxd-review-803739727 Sun, 9 Feb 2025 08:20:32 +1300 No 666, Kill Baby, Kill! 1995 4.5 1431298 <![CDATA[

Just as you’d hoped, this fifteen-minute short features more washed out photography and Johnny Smith as both actor and composer. All of Matt Smith’s movies look psychedelically bad, but this one in particular resembles what 11th gen Brazilian boots of Last House on Dead End Street must have looked like. While you can rarely tell what each film was actually shot on due to the abysmal picture quality, I’m fairly sure this one is super 8 given the constant camera whirring that overpowers the soundtrack. Or maybe my copy was a videotaped wall projection. Smith expressed his displeasure with his film-to-video transfers in one of his zine interviews, but judging by this short, he never learned his lesson. That said, something about the obscurity of the image quality suits the murkiness of his films themselves. So before you get too disappointed at the impossible-to-read visuals, take heed of what one character warns: “Jesus is just alright with me. But you can’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.”

As you might expect, the shorter length does very little for narrative clarity: a man was committed for wanting to hurt himself and his mother. His friends are busy partying and half-heartedly worrying about his release or escape. There’s a lot of pot smoking, including a deep conversation about ts which is interrupted by one partier announcing, “I got some news, the guy escaped from the mental institution.” Apparently, they don’t know his name either. One friend announces, “Man, I don’t even care, I’m so high!” But in the next scene he’s panicking on the phone to the sheriff, who he tells, “I know I made some mistakes in my life, but I’m ready for a change, a positive turnaround.” Similar to Sometimes at the Cherokee Sink there’s
an apocryphal element of Indian burial ground disruptions and the resultant hauntings. This doesn’t seem to impact the slasher narrative much, as the escaped friend shows up dressed as a lumberjack in an old man mask, complete with wig. From here, a series of kills follow in rapid succession: a panicked stoner gets speared with a trident, a fisherman on a dock is drilled through the gut (maybe Matt’s best kill scene) and a girl in her car gets knifed. The final kill sees a POV shot filmed from the perspective of a decapitated head flying through the air. Then it ends.

--From Vision Holidays: The Films of Matthew Samuel Smith

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Happy Halloween 2 ux3h 1990 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/happy-halloween-2/ letterboxd-review-803715819 Sun, 9 Feb 2025 08:01:42 +1300 No Happy Halloween 2 1990 4.5 1431290 <![CDATA[

What makes Happy Halloween II stand out from other fan films is its honest maturity (which is not the same thing as sophistication), which never masks its shortcomings in mere enthusiasm. There are no head scratching attempts at comedy or bad taste misjudgments, just the purest imitative adulation. The movie works precisely because it plays things straight, the energy and ideas shining through rather than the audacity and immaturity that for so many SOV films’ reputations. We know from the title what we’re getting into, and they don’t just meet us halfway but take us off from there. This is a spin on Carpenter’s franchise that brings us into the actual cluttered bedrooms of the films’ biggest fans, with no staging or recreation. These guys weren’t sitting around arguing who would win in a fight between Michael, Freddy, and Jason; they were watching intently thinking to themselves about how they could put their own spin on the stories they loved so much.

Of course, being an amateur SOV production at the turn of the 1990s, a number of aesthetic and prop details stand out as well. The consumer-grade camera and heavy green lighting in early scenes couples with the picture’s blur to give a queasy atmosphere not possible in film offerings. Interior scenes make perfect utilitarian use of home architecture in lieu of cinematic technology, with a nice spiral staircase aerial shot early in the film adding some spatial depth. In of entertaining everyday vérité, Curtis’ room is introduced with a long montage of swimsuit model posters on his wall, as well as a Guinea pig playing on what is later revealed to be a waterbed. The staircase of Curtis and his friends’ place is adorned with stolen road signs for décor, which is the sort of perfect mildly degenerate touch nobody could hope to recreate with endless imagination or funding. Everyone speaks in a thick Massachusetts accent, which enhances the dialogue immensely, rendering the believability of uttered words secondary to their sheer aural impact. There’s a conviction in these exchanges that supersedes any lack of acting prowess. All in all, this is a perfect testament to the need for the arts in our communities, and thank god for the Peabody-Lynnfield, MA Cablevision community television facilities that enabled this production.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Der Gesandte 321659 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/der-gesandte/ letterboxd-review-802551138 Sat, 8 Feb 2025 04:02:42 +1300 No Der Gesandte 1989 4.0 874687 <![CDATA[

Sleep and dreaming are regular fodder for gore-soaked amateur films, so it’s heartening to see a work take those ideas out into a larger scale world and reject interiority. Shots are both expansive and revealing, the camera not subjugated to a single protagonist’s perspective, and its wandering eye reveals the role of gestures as much as it does architecture in constructing a nightmare. Every close-up face or canted sideways angle of a doorway reveals Panneck and Hollmann were actually taking notes during The Evil Dead, not selectively ing what they thought was cool. This is why the 10 minutes of gore we get matters, wading through the confused and imitative set up makes us appreciate where they are coming from and the decisions made. When our killer peels his face in the mirror and dons a skull mask, it isn’t how he dispatches his peers that I take note of, but how slow a response his onslaught generates in the rest of the house. A rare instance where dragging things out to feature length would be entirely deserved. The slasher condensed makes us realize just why the interstitial and marginal moments are so fascinating even when done poorly.

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SCHMANTZ 3a1p3l Der Untergang der Menschheit, 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/schmantz-der-untergang-der-menschheit/ letterboxd-review-801651920 Fri, 7 Feb 2025 01:52:17 +1300 No SCHMANTZ - Der Untergang der Menschheit 1989 4.0 528352 <![CDATA[

Schmantz is another anomaly with incredible and primitive video art, not to mention an animated title card. It’s also overexposed to the point of fluorescence and features male voices providing chattering overdubs for female characters. This dubbing trick lends an air of instability elsewhere, as in the cackling security guard melting down behind a video monitor or the random babbling of voices in the background of several scenes. Whether a misguided error or deliberate aesthetic decision, it grants the film a destabilizing audio component. This is occasionally a dialogue heavy affair that lessens its emphasis on communication as shock effects take over. The overall purpose is broad comedy, stitched together as a series of gory skits, but context isn’t essential to understanding what’s going on when a grown man playing a toddler rips open his pregnant mother’s stomach as his beer bellied father watches on. In contrast to its juvenilia, a lot of things here work prove craftier than anticipated. The deranged security guard is played with manic glee and devotion to the part, and as the insanity of its scenarios ramp up, Wind’s camera and editing techniques are impressively claustrophobic. Schmantz is a short that understands the disturbational potential of aimless provocation, or at the very least comes to define it in its lunacy

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The Clown Tape 32n2i 1990 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/the-clown-tape/ letterboxd-review-800862340 Thu, 6 Feb 2025 04:28:58 +1300 No The Clown Tape 1990 4.5 399703 <![CDATA[

The American underground was seemingly proliferated with clowns for a brief window in the late-1980s and early-1990s. Think the teaser trailer for the possibly non-existent Mr. Socko’s Last Day, or Steve Sharpe’s public access nightmare parody Ranky the Nazi Clown. That these remain largely unseen speaks to the volatile nature of the direct sale video market of the period. Tapes put out with meager means got lost in the shuffle, if anyone bought them at all, and unfinished projects were left to molder in camcorders forgotten in attics and basements. One perplexing example of this trend that did manage to resurface is Rick Groel’s mysterious 1990 mockumentary, The Clown Tape.

The film unfolds as a fragmented road trip, presented as a straightforward documentary or exercise in found footage, but becomes increasingly untethered from these expectations. Whether his journey was real or not, Groel was certainly placing himself in some of these situations, hence the uncomfortable stares captured on the faces of confused cashiers and irate truckers along the way. Likewise, the scenes driving through the desert offer a real travelogue function, and there’s no question that a great distance was covered during production. As the film progresses it becomes a series of identical motel rooms and endless inner reflection, the empty strips of asphalt connecting our country false signifiers for any sort of coherence or understanding, revealing only the true isolation of modern existence.

Following this, the narrative becomes increasingly disturbing and despairing over its short forty-four-minute runtime. This is hinted at in the opening camera address, where the frame pulls back from Rick as he details Chet’s story, revealing a multicolored optical screen. His voice gets more comically high pitched as he shrinks, introducing the dissociation Rick will experience. The first major disturbance finds Rick driving the rental truck, the camera sloppily panning to the enger mirror to reveal that he’s filming himself as he drives. His face flickers with a moment of terrible recognition before the scene ends with a swirl effect. Later, in an event that repeats itself several times, he is sprawled helplessly on yet another motel mattress, looking at nothing but the ceiling. The television broadcasts his conversation with Chanel, the soundtrack a loop of static noise and her repeated interrogation, “Am I an excited clown?”. Late in the film, when his spirit is nearly broken, Groel asks a cashier whether they have clowns in Wyoming and is told that he is not even in that state. A canned laugh track overtakes the soundtrack, mocking his very endeavor but never giving the impression that we’re meant to laugh.

Everyone in the film seems to bear the psychological scarring that Rick unwittingly forces himself to confront. His friends berate him on the couch as he sits between them, staring blankly ahead. Initially we read this as revealing the psychological damage his undertaking has wrought on him, particularly as she asks, “Is this the futility of your life?”. Only they seem to realize the toll of the entire thing on his personal and public life. However, they soon reveal that they are no more secure or functional than he is, quickly devolving into an argument over their finances and the deep trouble in their relationship. Without Rick saying a single word, they prove that one needn’t wear face paint to mask inner turmoil.

Certain dispatches from the underground succeed not on their own aesthetic merits, but instead operate as uncontrolled expressions of mania, pulling in too close on things that were never meant to be seen. In selecting Rooney’s story as its starting point, Groel’s video builds on this very concept, prodding at the uncomfortable realities of our fascinations and how getting too close can cause lasting harm. What begins as an existential journey very quickly reveals itself as an epistemological exercise with no precise answers. Even in its very existence, The Clown Tape reads as a sort of exercise in futility, despite whatever aesthetic or philosophical triumphs it manages. Every detail of the production is unassuming, down to its existence as a recreation of an undoubtedly minor event. We know nothing of Groel and his fascination with Rooney’s story, and it’s never clear just what is on the level despite the obvious staging of many sequences. There’s also the matter of risk to reward, for given its obscurity and the scarcity of the tape itself, many questions remain about just what Groel put himself through as an artist to complete this feverish little project. Even as a mock piece of existential crisis art, the entire undertaking seems so unsettling and mysterious that it begs for an understanding it isn’t willing to give.

--From Skree: The Clown Issue

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Nigel the Psychopath 4p5s5v 1994 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/nigel-the-psychopath/ letterboxd-review-800848504 Thu, 6 Feb 2025 04:04:33 +1300 No Nigel the Psychopath 1994 5.0 224688 <![CDATA[

Teenage productions are a rite of age for aspiring underground filmmakers, and the horror genre has proven the most fertile realm for such adolescent experimentation. In approaching these films, there’s the obvious pull of their naïve charm, where the rudimentary construction of many SOV works can be further excused due to the creators’ inexperience, as well as the relative wholesomeness on display. These are films that disarm with their pubescent sincerity, not to mention their general confusion regarding serious adult matters and the emphasis on juvenile splatter as a means to an end. What remains most remarkable, perhaps, is the sheer fact that many of these films saw legitimate and even relatively successful commercial releases upon completion.

Among the teenage SOV efforts, none strikes as strong a chord with me as Jim Larsen’s Virginia-lensed Nigel the Psychopath, released in 1994 by Todd Jason Cook’s Cemetery Cinema. Shot between 1986-1989 as a series of five shorts, the feature began as a five-minute super 8 short, portions of which are included in the released version as a dream sequence. Cobbled together from these disparate but thematically linked segments, the At Large cut of Nigel is a fragmented opus of suburban expression that thrives on its distedness, and arguably couldn’t function any other way. As a result, this scattershot construction hardly matters when the released version has come to define the film for almost 30 years now.

There are some surprising moments of onscreen abandon that make Nigel stand out from other good-natured gorefests. In one now-shocking but still comical moment, Sheriff Alderman mistakes a boy returning from the bathroom for Nigel and shoots him dead. His partner, Covina, reassures him that it’s not a big deal and they continue on their search. In the background, a mother in a pink coat is visible walking her happy toddler home from the park. Filming was such an instantaneous and naturalistic act that pockets of the real world bleed into the insular universe of Larsen’s creation, providing fascinating glimpses at what existed just beyond Nigel’s own diegesis. Later, Alderman shoots Joseph while aiming for Nigel but is let off the hook because Nigel would have killed him anyway. In these scenes, as well as others, the child-killing taboo is strangely undercut, largely as a result of the general lack of gore. There may be severed limbs and occasional oozing wounds, but Nigel is free of the prurient bad taste of Splatter Farm. Rather than lacking an edge, there’s something refreshing in such a polite approach to serial killing. The film’s goofy humor may not always land, but it fits perfectly within its narrative fabric because every tonal element falls into place, creating a cohesion that could not have been intended during the scattered production.

Too often we look at teenage SOV projects with a tint of nostalgia, a sense of putting ourselves in the cast and creators’ shoes or trying to recapture years long past in our own lives. In many cases, the inspiration of commercial horror cinema kneecaps amateur films, rendering them as spirited imitations and little more. This is not true of Nigel, which resolutely refuses to play by any logic other than its own. It’s a film that exists and succeeds because it is so skeletal and unadorned. The brief glimpses at character and plot development are results of its various original sources, but in the context of the assembled At Large cut, they make it stand out for what isn’t there and for what is accomplished in its stead.

SOV horror movies are often made the butt of a joke, as if those who watch them and bother to write are offended by the quality, as if it’s an imposition on their time despite their election to do so. At the other end of things, the 1990s saw an increase in self-aware humor, as if the directors themselves felt the need to head off lowered expectations and show they were in on the joke themselves. Larsen’s work on Nigel provides plenty of laughs and clues us in without obnoxiously distracting from the charm and sanctity of the narrative itself. Ultimately, my affection for Nigel is indicative of the very possibility of the SOV underground — the film has minimal gore and little of the transgressive edge increasingly displayed to set these films apart, dealing instead in pure energy and naivety.

Full interview with Jim Larsen: www.splittoothmedia.com/jim-larsen/

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Satanic Vampire Lovers t5n34 1996 - ★★★★★ Video Mania 6s4o5y 1991 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/video-mania/ letterboxd-review-800499589 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:52:53 +1300 No Video Mania 1991 4.5 527830 <![CDATA[

From its indelible covert art to its protagonist (“Maniac,” played by himself), rotten-toothed and mulleted, clad in cargo pants and a yellow tank top, Video Mania asserts itself as something special. It’s also the rare SOV with an overt political agenda, in the sense that censorship and religious fundamentalism were the sole political concerns of the 80s/90s horror underground. As a result, it lacks Eurogore's standard expressive rural touches in favor of urban Impressionism, its hypothetical assault on FSK censorship offices proving a far more tantalizing construct. This structure does not denote more professionalism, as the credits of marker-drawn script and dedication to “HORROR FREAKS” in block letters demonstrate. Along with the expected emphasis on gore, there are plenty of spookshow tricks with nightmares and gags involving maggots in sugar bowls and eyeballs in coffee mugs. Losing sight of its plot, killing scenes are particularly obsessive over minutiae, prolonging bloodletting with numerous close ups and zooms into vague fluids and organs for minutes at a time. Likewise the show-stopping mutilation and corpse fucking of a female censor that reaches bad taste peaks unassailable in this cycle (complete with a zoom into our killer’s shit smeared asscrack to really drive the point home). The combination of attempted professionalism and comfortable tedium clash to produce something altogether more distressing in this thirteen-minute sequence. As soon as the scene begins, there’s a dread-inducing sense of going too far. In that regard, Maier’s film is aesthetically successful with its intent, particularly given its construction through a small handful of extreme long takes.

Video Mania exists in a space defined by amateurism but attempting to transcend it. It’s a performance-based endeavor, with the slobbering maniac at its center surely one of the best turns within the SOV field. The plot is rendered with broad enough strokes to be comprehensible via context, sparing us moments of presumable comedy, though missing the point of its final revelation. Longer scenes dominate the runtime, alongside dialogue exchanges with genuine narrative function rather than blathered inanities as our killer taunts the chief censor. The final act devolves into a domestic squalor of neon filtered lights, blood-smeared furnishings, and tea candle rituals enacted in real time. It’s also as convoluted as anything before, balanced only by our censor parading around in briefs for a 30 minute stretch. The inconsistent flow of the film is as key to its identity as its extremity and stated concerns with censorship, it’s a chore that simply must be done.

It's worth noting that the versions of this movie circulating online are missing roughly 20 minutes from its first act.

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Carol 695r6p 1993 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/carol-1993/ letterboxd-review-800492783 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:44:35 +1300 No Carol 1993 5.0 861883 <![CDATA[

A special piece of the Eurogore equation, Carol is heavier in plot and atmospherics than is typical for this style, and its extensive pre-credit text and narration make it one of the few efforts in this mold that would benefit from subtitles as it appears to have something to say. There are static lines on the tape throughout, and the picture constantly dips between color and black and white in a manner that makes it impossible to determine whether it's intentional or not. Structured as the titular character’s interview with a journalist, more than half the feature is presented as a flashback to her domestic life and ritual practices with her husband. This manages a sort of hazy domestic entrancement that sets the stage for the couple to vomit up gore, stomp captives to death with their bare feet before eating them, and receive a visit from a top-hatted demon that results in gory tragedy. The news documentary presentation is a unique twist, and though it’s impossible for an English speaker to decipher a subplot involving a fight at a party, this is a memorable outing from one-time directors Markus Joepen and Joerg Nikolaus.

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Lord of the Shadows u93u 1990 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/lord-of-the-shadows/ letterboxd-review-800478818 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:26:40 +1300 No Lord of the Shadows 1990 4.5 791335 <![CDATA[

Squeaky clean SOV horror can be the most interminable, insufferable pap ever loaded into a VHS recorder. It can also be a wholesome and honest representation of middle America at the time of production, free of the transgressive shocks that defined so much amateur and underground filmmaking after the 1980s. Be warned, this is a movie that feels like it’s winding down at the forty-five-minute mark and keeps going for more than an hour after that. This isn’t entry-level SOV horror, not just because of its obscurity, but due to the sheer impenetrability of the narrative and the patience it demands from less accustomed viewers. Your enjoyment will be determined by your tolerance for people walking around buildings and playgrounds, in both day and nighttime scenes, as well as long sequences making their way between the two. Two-hour SOV horror films can feel like commentary on the stasis of everyday life, but they can also act as glimpses into the minds of fans who never quite accept the reasons behind various artistic and technical rules. Everything is of value and must remain in the film, lest one be untrue to their vision. I’m a proponent of aesthetic boredom as a positive thing, and Bennett’s film is a good example of this. There’s a goofy, aimless amiability that works in its favor where the same fails in countless other cases.

On a technical level, the film is undeniably rough. Most prominent are the very choppy edits, which flicker and shake with tape lines rather than seamless cuts, and it wouldn’t surprise me if this was a workprint or assembly cut. Likewise, while I’m a fan of the severe underexposure in every nighttime scene, it’s asking a lot for others to be so forgiving about something they literally cannot see. Still, some details and touches emerge which show Bennett and his crew were working with strong inspirations. Even the most mundane sequences demonstrate interesting camera work, employing overhead shots, low angles, close-ups and zooms onto props that show a deeper understanding of general techniques. The lazy, poorly choreographed fights involving sand and planters as weapons, are almost invariably filmed in long shots, which somehow manages to keep them from feeling entirely comical and mismanaged. There’s no blood whatsoever, and the most expressive effects are plastic fangs and greasepaint, but given the unquestionable budgetary deficiencies on display, this works fine with the film’s overall politeness. Peter’s house is a period-perfect late-80s living room with thick carpet, wood ed stereo cases, and he lounges around in several scenes in full gray sweatsuits, which is the type of undeniable homespun charm I’m looking for in a protagonist. As Pantload advertising materials state, they were working to usher in “a new wave of cinema produced by the masses.” This gets to the very root of SOV horror’s initial egalitarian promise, which largely went unrealized, but reveals the sincere inspirations of those involved. Working against the tide of the dominant video industry, unsure if there was even a real market for his overlong Christian SOV vampire epic, Bennett still took the necessary risks to realize his vision and never seemed to doubt what he was capable of. The film’s obscurity and general unavailability speaks to his lack of financial success, but as a representation of his unfettered vision, it succeeds on the he alone laid out.

Encouraged by the completion of his first feature-length SOV project, Nightmare on Neptune, Mike Bennett set to work on a new production inspired by Christian allegory and the timeless locales of his new hometown, Yellow Springs, Ohio. This was the second outing for Bennett’s Pantload Productions, employing an entirely new cast and crew of local volunteers, and the change of setting from his previous Kentucky location places this squarely in the annals of Ohio indie horror history. This point in particular speaks to why the film resonates with me when it perhaps shouldn’t connect, and will no doubt fail to with others. Yellow Springs is a weird, wonderful place to spend an afternoon, and there’s a special regional attachment for me to see it captured on video like this. Bennett manages to nail the strange corners of the town and the natural beauty of its various parks, and you can see the affection that inspired his choice of setting. The fall shooting schedule produces some nice autumnal scenery, and though the extensive nighttime scenes are largely illegible, something about that decision works in this case. Even the grayest blur of onscreen action manages to convey the desolate Ohio country roads perfectly. Likewise, the twilight battle after the scene in the library appears almost entirely in grayscale and is especially evocative, a hazy misremembrance of dying summer nights. The closing credits are various snippets of street scenes from the region which prove to be genuinely captivating regional marginalia. Maybe it’s that this movie is Ohio to its core, was filmed in places I’ve been and know, carries the air of evenings I spent myself or wish I had, but there’s a vibrancy in even the most underexposed images that imbues them with understated power.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Vincent Albarano
Frightmares k352r 1997 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/frightmares/ letterboxd-review-800247632 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 10:51:10 +1300 No Frightmares 1997 4.0 251722 <![CDATA[

Todd Jason Cook's Frightmares represents both his most distinctive and maddeningly insular work. His second outing in the omnibus format, after 1994’s Horrorscope, Frightmares followed the crossover success of Death Metal Zombies and saw Cook scaled back his production style, just as he had done with 1993’s Demon Dolls. Frightmares consists of three stories, presented as individual segments without a wraparound narrative, with a total cast of three and the director himself starring in each tale. Lisa Cook is absent, save as an image on her fan website included in one story, and instead the film exists as a concentrated glimpse into the director’s own psyche as a true independent artist working on the fringes of a subcultural movement. This is Cook’s most genuinely unsettling film, a large part of which has to do with the reduction of scale on display. Here are candlelit nightmares littered with clowns, murmuring mannequins, and maximum impact wrung from inanimate objects via lighting and sound design. There’s something troubling about such small-scale stories having such effective images, and it’s an testament to Cook’s skills as a filmmaker that such a quiet project manages to be so memorable.

The first story, “You or Me,” is a back-and-forth who’s-stabbing-who nightmare, padded with some POV shots walking around the Cook house. Cat and mouse paranoia is rendered into tedium, yet sacrifices none of the atmospheric touches of isolation. The final story, “They’re Alive,” is a one-man show starring only Cook and a house full of mannequins, effectively employing the figures' uncanny features and disembodied voiceover dialogue.

The middle segment of Frightmares is “Silent Night Evil Night,” starring only Cook (as Steve) and his father, Bill, casting it as an isolationist take on holiday unhappiness and the nightmarish truths that simmer under the surface of stable family life. Paranoia is the overriding theme of the anthology, with each story proceeding from the worst-case scenarios of what can happen when one is stranded without anyone to turn to.

On the surface, “Silent Night Evil Night” feels like a kid with a camcorder wandering the house after dark, filming his family’s decorations and himself shaking presents while his parents sleep, but the foreboding atmosphere works to assert the unknowable darkness of the season, the family secrets that stay buried beneath a façade of cheerful artificial décor. Every corner of the home is inhabited by a plastic figure casting its own light, mocking Steve’s ignorance and confusion. Rather than standing as visual filler, the repeated close-ups on lights and decorations become characters and atmospherics of their own design. In a film with just two performers, these plastic faces become the only reactions and impressions we receive, and their familiarity is a source of unease instead of comfort.

There’s an at-home quality throughout Cook’s filmography that makes the imagery in “Silent Night Evil Night” connect on a stronger level. Each of his films from the 1990s feature his home as the primary interior setting, with Demon Dolls and the Lisa’s Nightmares series rarely venturing beyond its confines. To those attuned to his work and familiar with the films, the effect isn’t one of invitation into a stranger’s home, but that of comfort and recognition. There’s also a much larger sense of emotional desolation at play: Garish holiday lights become signposts of lives gone by, the accumulated detritus of our existence and all that remains when we ourselves become nothing but memories. Even in its brief runtime, the short engages with questions of loss and memory, from the family photos to the hand-me-down decorations, not to mention Julie’s card to her brother. Tradition itself becomes the source of a threat, one that’s bubbled beneath the surface and is always present, but only emerges at the merriest time of year.

www.splittoothmedia.com/frightmare-silent-night-evil-night/

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Vincent Albarano
Doctor Strain the Body Snatcher 5b594t 1991 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/doctor-strain-the-body-snatcher/ letterboxd-review-800237856 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 10:41:17 +1300 No Doctor Strain the Body Snatcher 1991 3.5 216141 <![CDATA[

Lamonte Fritts’ and Michael Cornejo’s Doctor Strain the Body Snatcher (1991) is one of countless examples of regional horror cinema that has been granted a new life in the decades since its first appearance. Benefiting from some surprising production gloss and impressive location work, this Los-Angeles-lensed obscurity has had impressive staying power beyond its initial limited VHS release from Nina Films. Information on the film is hard to come by, restricted to a brief mention in Slaughterhouse magazine (who are also thanked in the credits) and ads for Super 8 Sound from the early 1990s. These scraps of information guide interest toward so many video era mysteries, and a closer look at Doctor Strain itself proves illuminating if no more informative.

Cornejo’s and Fritts’ sole outing is a film completely earnest in its sincerity no matter how flawed it may be. It entirely lacks the self-aware humor or gross-out pandering of other underground titles from the cluttered video scene of the early 1990s. The filmmakers want everything to be taken as it is, providing simple entertainment with modest means and little else, which is why they succeed more often than not. Even the tranquil pacing of the brief runtime somehow suits its high-ambition, low-stakes approach to filmmaking.

At a trim 53 minutes of actual film, we aren’t given enough time with the characters to ever empathize with Strain throughout his journey, nor even with Jesse, our ostensible protagonist. The film proceeds in a straight line, only occasionally cutting away to Jesse’s interrogation in his cell, offering no subplots and hardly any additional characters. Jesse often remarks on the isolation of Strain’s mansion and laboratory, and the film itself seems to revel in that anti-social element. It largely plays as a two man show that sporadically features reanimated corpses. In fact, the only true exterior setting beyond the graveyard is an abandoned street at the conclusion that further removes the film from any recognizable social experience.

In many ways, the film’s mere competence and brevity could work against it. The underground video market was filled with titles that just fit the bare minimum of effort and technical know-how and left little impression; however, beyond its incredible box art, Doctor Strain the Body Snatcher has stuck around, its rarity only partly able for this fact. There are occasional lapses into the ridiculous, but no matter how shaky things get with the filmmakers’ technique, there’s nothing outright bad about the film as it stands. For some, that could read like the definition of mediocrity, but there’s a beating heart to the film that imbues it with a genuine personality that merits investigation.

www.splittoothmedia.com/doctor-strain-the-body-snatcher/

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Vincent Albarano
Zombies Invade Pittsburg 1n4232 1988 - ★★★★ The Devil's Playground 3y3k4s 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/the-devils-playground-1989/ letterboxd-review-799980444 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 04:50:13 +1300 No The Devil's Playground 1989 4.0 999640 <![CDATA[

Nightmare Productions’ first feature-length production is a more ambitious outing in every way and shows the early signs of their “mature” style. Unlike the forthcoming Deadbangers, where you’re fairly certain there’s little truth to the depravity on display, this is where the beer-swilling metalhead persona rings truest. There’s no pose or pretense whatsoever with Mike, Kevin, and their buddies. Look no further than the party at Murphy’s place, which is full of greasy longhairs standing around, swigging brews, and shouting over one another in a dirt backyard. Mike makes sure to ask several of his friends if they’ve done any stagediving recently at shows and lures a woman to the bedroom by asking if she wants to check out the latest Exodus CD. This furthers the strange, uncomfortable mix of innocuous, inebriated observations and the genuine sense of transgression onscreen. Johnson’s vision is one where characters willfully disregard the mores of society, and everything is on the verge of nihilism because that’s what lowlife characters must really be like. Every realistic touch is tempered with a dark cynicism, twisting the film to the point of discomfort and reveling in the glee of pushing SOV films to their breaking point. That the violence and sexual content are far from confrontational is hardly the point because the authentic portrayal of low-down opportunism and predation itself is convincing. It’s an investigation of the lowdown tedium of the metalhead lifestyle punctuated with bursts of shocking violence, a reminder that the most effective exploitation doesn’t need to be the most graphic to make its bleak point.

As with every Nightmare production, there’s an impressive efficiency at work in moving the story along and not letting things overstay their welcome. There are no labored attempts at characterization, we get a full picture of who we’re dealing with here just by the broad types played onscreen. Yet again, the mirroring of these performers’ real lives in their roles works as a strong suit, fleshing out the world in believable strokes where any other approach would feel unformed. Strange midwestern mannerisms creep in, like the tedious, real-time scene of Mike filling a water glass, asking the jogger how many ice cubes she wants in it, and telling her there’s only room for two after she asks for four. The whole thrust of the story is a classic jocks vs. heshers narrative, with the sports fans constantly referring to the longhairs as hippies. A particular highlight is Kevin’s “I don’t Like Reggae—I Love It” tee shirt, as well as Mike stealing a CD longbox while Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law” plays on the soundtrack.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Vincent Albarano
The Toxic Theater 6g4t54 1988 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/the-toxic-theater/ letterboxd-review-799972542 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 04:35:09 +1300 No The Toxic Theater 1988 3.0 1400674 <![CDATA[

Another one-and-done mystery title from the pages of Independent Video magazine, The Toxic Theater appropriates a clip show format to house its overly complex plot. This form suggests that this may be a compilation of various Kerby bros. efforts collected over the years, which would somewhat work to give the slapdash narrative some shape. Still, there are various other touches that point at something of far greater means and ambition, such as the demolition derby and police chase scenes shot in a full stadium, taking the scale and production value to another level and almost suggesting stock footage origins. Some of the stunts were shot in 16mm with as many as five cameras providing coverage, while the majority of the film was shot in Beta SP, with inserts on ¾” video and super 8. This enhances the theatrical staginess of the televised segments and means that much of this plays like a really ambitious public access program. The effects are often impressive, as are the stunts, including car flips and accidents, squibs for shootings, and explosions; meanwhile the range of sets used implies access to some studio backlot or production facility.

A few recognizable names pop up in the closing credits, as Gabriel Campisi is listed as a “valuable asset,” and Ray Dennis Steckler and Ted V. Mikals get special thanks. Rather than try to keep with any detailed cast list, the performance credits are just absurd character descriptions instead of names. There are plenty of limitations along these lines, and of course the clip format lends itself to a lot of bad slapstick comedy, including multiple stepped-on rakes. Scabbie reads the news in a lame Letterman segment that goes on endlessly, while revealing that his race is essentially endangered in the present, not to mention Jawa rip-offs lifted right out of Star Wars. The closest thing to a narrative thread aside from the frame story is the recurring, legendary character of Crash Nevada, in this future world a famed country singer, innovator, and stuntman who fell on hard luck and ran against the law before dying during the filming of a car explosion. Beyond that, we’re largely on our own and struggling to keep up with the endless segments and time hopping between the future and present.

The Toxic Theater essentially reads as a retread of Splatter: The Architects of Fear if it were concerned with profiling and celebrating the work of stuntmen rather than FX guys. This is all interspersed with various clips and shorts that play like submissions to America’s Funniest Home Videos and squib-laden shootouts. The real-world narrative is just a series of double crosses concerning the tape, with everyone who comes across it watching several minutes before they’re killed. Just like Splatter, this isn’t a movie I can really recommend to anyone but the hardiest adventurers into the SOV cesspool. It’s infinitely impressive and ambitious, but full of bad jokes and not necessarily compelling except as a curio. What that amounts to is a lot of conjecture over a thrown-together desert stunt tape with various gore effects. In a word, an essential piece of the Independent Video legacy.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Piece of the US Video Underground

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Vincent Albarano
Steps From Hell 46f53 1991 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/steps-from-hell/ letterboxd-review-799948529 Wed, 5 Feb 2025 03:48:09 +1300 No Steps From Hell 1991 5.0 498264 <![CDATA[

For my money, a genuine (if minor) masterpiece of underground filmmaking from one of the more underrated artists working in the field. James Tucker’s second released outing as director and the debut release from his Horroraction Cinema Productions sees him shifting to super 8 production and working with a modest $10,000 budget. With this increased ambition behind the camera comes a completely original cinematic idea, dispensing with the afterschool special and cop movie cliches of Devil Snow to break into the horror underground proper. Steps from Hell offers Tucker’s personal vision of independent genre filmmaking, indulging his natural eye for composition and well-sketched characters against an impressively atmospheric narrative. It also had one of the single greatest underground ments, courtesy of FX artist Alex Diaz. Despite prominent ad placement in Film Threat Video Guide, as well as some interview coverage in Hugh Gallagher’s Draculina and James Stanger’s Independent Video zines, the film failed to make a significant splash and remains unjustly obscure today.

Nothing about the film is as insane as you would think from its plot summary or promotion; this is an outrageous film but it’s never a joke or played strictly for laughs. Tucker’s brother Rocky steals the show as female zombie Dee, his casting a sheer bit of luck after two actresses dropped out of the role. For his part, Tucker made the wise decision to never mention Dee’s ambiguous gender identity and just ran with his performance. All these details, as well as several moments of nasty gore, could result in the film becoming a two-dimensional curio as so many other underseen titles from the era have proven to be. Instead, Tucker presents a surprisingly serious and thoughtful investigation into faith and grief, bringing a discussion of eternal evil to an underground film scene more concerned at the time with gore and bad self-referential comedy.

Also working in the film’s favor is the sheer technical craft on display, with the super 8 image (edited on video) only occasionally betraying its miniscule budget. Most of the film is split between the cramped interiors of Johnnie’s parish and the wide-open spaces of the Angeles National Forest. Tucker’s camerawork ably captures the peculiarities of both spaces, emphasizing their unique features and strengths. The majority of the film’s horrors are captured in the bright light of day, the director’s willingness to employ long shots and extended takes magnifying the scale of his natural settings while also asserting the eternal evil his antagonists represent. Johnnie’s humbler quarters in the rectory are all muted tones and wood ing, a decidedly quieter contrast that reflects his sense of duty to his vocation and beliefs. At the film’s conclusion, Tucker pulls out all stops for the priest’s confrontation with Vlad, employing harsh tungsten lighting (an accidental bit of luck resulting from his inexperience with lighting for celluloid) to give his interior space a stark and shadowy appearance. A fog machine fills the space and canted angles cutting between Johnnie and Vlad ratchet up the tension as the film’s title is rendered onscreen. It’s one of the more effective and memorable sequences of low-budget atmospherics I’ve seen, the perfect convergence of accidental innovation and genuine vision.

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Vincent Albarano
Deadbangers 376p27 1994 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/deadbangers/ letterboxd-review-799462993 Tue, 4 Feb 2025 13:14:42 +1300 No Deadbangers 1994 1428606 <![CDATA[

Completely reprehensible and indefensible trash from the Nightmare team, a film whose title gives you everything you need to know about it. This is the absolute dead-end of 90s SOV horror, a movie made for Obituary fans who just couldn’t get their kicks from Fangoria-approved horror any longer. Forget the self-aware goofball efforts that draw all the attention from this era, Deadbangers is the truest indicator of where horror fans on the skids were turning for their entertainment. In its unabashed bad taste and extremes of sex and violence, this is a film that took the torch from Nekromantik and other envelope-pushers and brought them into Clinton’s America. Devoid of art or finesse in every regard, this is the far limit of underground sleaze. Misogynistic? You bet. Capable of being taken seriously or as a legitimate cry for help from deranged minds? Not likely.

Girls get picked up, killed, and fucked in varying graphic scenarios by our evil pair, who are almost always wearing cut-off band tees. The kills are occasionally more explicit, and we get to see every angle of the cast’s apartments, down to self-labelled VHS collections and oversized Facehugger models. Mike Johnson stars essentially as himself yet again, looking up escort services in the phonebook, reading Asian Trash Cinema on his rainforest-print couch while he waits for the girl to show. She changes into a huge blouse and strips to Bang Tango’s “Someone Like You” in front of Mike’s Leatherface standee. Kevin K. Smith’s scene is even worse, especially if you aren’t prepared to watch him put on a condom in real time.

There’s no technical finesse or gimmicks on a filmmaking level, but everything is as competently put together as you’d expect by this point in the Nightmare filmography. The movie is basically stitched together as a series of vignettes, but instead of feeling like a disconnected fetish tape, the thematic unity gives a glimpse of a far more deranged idea. It’s everything the news warned you about: satanic metalheads out to corrupt your children, except in this case they just want to get their rocks off with the dead. Unlike a Todd Sheets movie, we don’t get dragged to a Corpse Fuckers gig, we just know the band is an ongoing concern and that our boys truly love their heavy metal. There’s also a bizarre perversity in everyone using their real names for their characters, a sort of collapsing of reality. Johnson and Smith continue to deliver their signature brand of nasty, uncompromising horror, then cut and run when they’ve done it. The film is also mercifully short at fifty-five minutes, which comes as a surprise but also a total relief. If anything, that brevity is the smartest gesture demonstrated, as if the Nightmare boys knew that no sane human being without their name on a list could take any more.

Impossible to rate, but completely successful on its own .

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Vincent Albarano
His Eyes 5b6y2u 1996 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/his-eyes-1996/ letterboxd-review-799154158 Tue, 4 Feb 2025 07:42:59 +1300 No His Eyes 1996 5.0 1408858 <![CDATA[

This is a more understated affair than any of the Happy Halloween films, but also a more professional work as well, with the editing standing out as particularly impressive. The entire film cuts between Bryan and Ben, the former’s busy and productive life contrasted with the latter’s stark obsession and empty existence. The opening credits are cut with various images—bloodied eyes, knives pulled from blocks, cameras set up for filming, and scenes from ZoE productions and episodes are spread throughout. The scope of Bryan’s work is made apparent onscreen, and it’s hard not to read this as a sort of culmination to his many years establishing himself as a local horror personality. Likewise, the scenes shot at the horror convention are a perfect capture of mid-90s fan culture thriving in its element and add layers to the feature’s construction of a metacinematic world. The various glimpses of horror stars, tables of bootleg videos, and models for display are cleverly edited to match the constructed setting of Bryan’s own booth when he encounters Ben. Even if not present at a convention, Bryan’s work allows him to fit seamlessly into this world, breaking this film about maddening insularity and obsession out into the real world for one hopeful moment before claustrophobia regains control.

Working with original, more personal material, Bryan takes a more studied and measured approach, the stakes firmly rooted in the real world and his own experiences. His performance is particularly impressive when he receives the news of Chad’s murder, shedding real tears and communicating quiet devastation, playing the moment to the legitimate sadness of loss. Part of the reason this scene proves so effective beyond Bryan’s performance is his smart decision to integrate the film’s horror into an honest recreation of daily life. His routine is not only established but replicated for the screen—Bryan doesn’t have time to notice how wrong things are going because he’s busy living his life day-to-day and trying to survive in the real world. As a result, we see him get ready for work, his video collection, and some beautiful fall driving scenes. These places are recognizable from the Happy Halloween films, locations we’ve come to know intimately through that series, recast as their real versions, and there’s a knowing pulling back of the curtain. There’s also an unsettling veracity to the mundanity of the stalking, the everyday ins and outs and the sheer fact that Bryan can’t simply stop his life to deal with this situation.

This is made most apparent at the film’s climactic showdown, where more than fearing for his life, Bryan laments that his years of hard work on his television series, and thus his very identity, are at stake. Bryan Fortin the performer and creator forces himself to contend with the fact that he could well disappear into nothingness should the series end or a new face come in as a replacement. There’s no inflation of ego, this all plays as a summation and explanation for Bryan’s entire artistic career, and he even its that there’ll never be a point where he thinks he’ll outgrow his fandom and desire to make horror films. In playing himself so genuinely, Bryan provides a glimpse behind the scenes at how he contends with minor local fame in a way that plays like an honest bit of self-reflection. There’s almost no humor or knowing jabs, and the only points to get are a result of his regional status more than a too-smart fan’s insular attempts at appealing to his community. His Eyes exists as a genuine, existential investigation of the point where things stop being fun and one must contend with their legacy and whatever consequences might arise from a public-facing life. It stands as a perfect blend of fandom and community access goings on, and its sheer banality of routine is honestly earned. That’s why scenes that stake the film into the mid-1990s—Chad’s funeral represented by a drive through a cemetery to Enigma’s “Return to Sadness,” a long phone drive scene (set to Blondie’s “Call Me”) to decide if Freddy or Jason would win a battle—work so well. Those were honest parts of Bryan’s life in creating the ZoE series, and the crossroads he found himself at following the closure of the Happy Halloween series and the future of his program stand as touching reflections on his entire contribution to the world he’s so ionate about.

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Vincent Albarano
Deven's Room 3p3m51 1993 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/devens-room/ letterboxd-review-797138843 Sun, 2 Feb 2025 13:30:13 +1300 No Deven's Room 1993 5.0 1172789 <![CDATA[

Watching Deven’s Room is a jarring, visceral experience, though the film itself is short on bloodshed. Instead, Kevin’s approach produces a sustained feeling of nausea, a sensation enhanced by his controlled aesthetic presentation. The film’s naturalistic mise-en-scène is staggeringly effective, from the decaying grandeur of the Madison Hotel and its populated interior spaces to the decrepit subterranean sphere inhabited by Deven himself. The natural lighting and harsh fluorescents that define the film’s palette impart a sickly tint that adds to both the true crime inspiration as well as the anecdotal quality of the narrative. The entire film is bathed in the suffocating green and orange tint of fluorescence, and the heavily cast shadows render every corner an obscene and unknowable darkness. An occasional strobing effect adds an orangish tint to picture, refracting the victim’s subjective state out onto us as a stark, unknowable terror expressed through economical means.
This effect is supplemented by the strobing, blueish light from Deven’s television, which bathes his cluttered and filthy space in an uneasy disorientation. His room is littered with paint cans, crude sculptures, and piles of rubbish. The camera focuses a detailed eye on all these elements, creating both a claustrophobia and sense of disgust at the squalor onscreen. Most disturbing are the glances at tools and handsaws adorning the walls, as well as the mysterious, stinking vat topped with a bleach bottle in the center of the room. This space seems entirely removed from the civilized world, thus the reminders that Deven lives mere floors away from more secure and respectable society come as even harsher revelations. This division of worlds is given special importance, the camera trained on details of the basement and boiler room, just as the crowded lobby is captured in vibrant detail as a natural contrast. The film’s entire tone is one of hopeless desperation, of foreboding evil and the ways in which it is casually overlooked by those who delude themselves into thinking they have the best intentions.
The camera work is masterful, alternating between uncomfortable static shots and more expressive techniques. As Deven’s victim drinks his tainted wine, he’s framed before a mirror, the camera pulling in close on him, then slipping back into a longer shot as the murderer embraces him. Their coupled image is refracted, with Deven visible only in the reflection, a shadowy entity massaging his prey into a sense of comfort. This holds in one of the film’s longest shots, a moment of seemingly innocuous desire rendered into a predatory game, the intimation of violence palpable as Deven’s gaze shifts from something ive to far more sinister intentions. The tension is heightened immediately afterward, with Deven commanding his victim to let him look at him while slowly wrapping his hands around the man’s throat. During this sequence, the camera pulls in close on the pair in an invasive medium close up, subtly shifting to an even tighter framing as the violence begins. Following the outburst of Deven’s rage, a handheld camera captures their struggle and wavers around the room, the kinetic energy of the assault manifested visually through fear and desperation.
The handheld camera is used to great effect during the subsequent chase sequences, with Kevin capturing the frenetic disorientation and terror of the victim, the frenzied visual image unseating previous moments of unbearable clarity. These shots of the drugged, injured man stumbling through the hallways often punch in very close for an uneasy voyeuristic effect, and it seems entirely intentional that the character is rendered in these moments not as a three-dimensional figure but more an object driving both Deven’s lusts as well as the three friends’ sense of moral obligation. After the victim is turned over to his clutches, Deven closes his apartment door, the handheld camera retreats backward down the hall, pulling away from the inevitable horror about to unfold.
Roger Siskey is convincingly terrifying as the sulking, mustachioed Deven. His blank frustration as he’s forced to venture above ground in his search is expressed with a sullen rage that feels uncomfortably real as it unfolds onscreen. Playing the killer as a largely silent, almost elemental force of evil, Siskey’s tense silences with his victim become unnerving moments of growing horror. This is all worsened by the expert intercutting between their encounter and the cheerful group of friends above them. The contrast between these two worlds, both naïve and murderous as well as straight and gay, enhance the tension of the film, make it stand out from the case that inspired it and prove there was a great deal on Kevin’s mind in conceiving his short film. Several moments underscore the real-life sting of homophobia that informed the Dahmer case and its public reception, and the straight characters embody this sinister impulse. In capturing their actions of well-meaning but disastrous ignorance, the film also stands as an indictment, ultimately existing as a bleak investigation into human interactions and how wrong things can go when there’s no effort at communication or understanding.
There’s a primal component at play throughout the film, from the base desires of lust and violence that initiate Deven’s plot to the inspiration for the artist’s sketch and the subconscious influence her encounter has on the final version. During his climactic murder and wine binge, Deven enacts a sort of Dionysian ritual even as the viewer can muster nothing save utter devastation at what has unfolded. More than murder or true crime, Deven’s Room is ultimately about the terror and risk implicit in giving oneself to another, the desperation for human connection and , or even just physical intimacy, and the endless violations that can result from such interactions.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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After Image 6y3o5k 1999 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/after-image-1999/ letterboxd-review-795640411 Sat, 1 Feb 2025 08:12:49 +1300 No After Image 1999 4.5 1235172 <![CDATA[

One of Bryan Fortin’s more personal projects as director, as well as a direct response to the end of the Happy Halloween series, After Image is a fascinating metatextual investigation into the world behind the scenes of Zones of Evil. After more than a decade of hosting the show and creating his own films, Bryan is forced to contend with his own legacy and the works he has created, not to mention the nature of fandom and his own role as someone who progressed from mere fan to recognizable cultural figure. Much of the film takes place inside his home, the environment in which these original productions were created, making it the natural setting for another inward gaze at himself. Despite the horror elements, real life consequences and tolls come into play, including the break-up with Allison and Brian Less’ move to California, reflecting the age of time and effects of immersion into a world of your own making. As much fun as you can see being had onscreen, there’s a sense of being trapped, the desire to avoid stagnation and association with one small part of your life and legacy, that rings true.

Naturally, this is one of Bryan’s most referential films, building not only on the legacy of the Happy Halloween series (the credits are preceded with a quote from Bryan’s Curtis character: “Evil children grow into evil men”), but weaving more allusions to classic horror films in than ever before. The killer always dresses in famous costumes: Ghostface, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Kenny from Terror Train, and Tina’s death even replays the mallet murder from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The various insular touches that make the Happy Halloween films and other FDM titles so captivating remain, suggesting yet again the culmination of years of work for Bryan and his collaborators. At one point, Bryan watches a VHS tape from Kevin Brian proposing a film of his own about a killer named Curtis inspired by Bryan’s own films (detailing his own film In the Company of Curtis).

One detail that stands out, and necessarily so, is the age of time, bringing the ZoE/FDM style from the early-1990s to the turn of the millennium. The recognizable settings and details are still present: Bryan’s home and bedroom, with his growing collection of memorabilia reflecting the evolution of the genre across the decade. But this is also a film squarely in the world of the late 1990s: Rob Zombie on the soundtrack, WWF Attitude hats, a credit to New Line Cinema for The Wedding Singer, and “Livin’ la Vida Loca” appearing over the end credits. Coming from the more recognizable SOV vérité of the earlier films in the Happy Halloween series, there’s a discontinuity that can feel jarring when one realizes just how much the horror film world had shifted in between these productions. In recent years there’s been a shift and attempt at reclaiming the glossy studio slashers of the early 2000s, a misstep that Bryan avoids even as he produced After Image during the same window. This film acts as a smart, succinct summation of everything he’d done prior, as well as pointing a way forward to expression in the twenty-first century. It's likely all but impenetrable to one not deeply versed in the FDM universe, and yet that necessary isolationism is precisely why its cutting insights and personal reckoning work so well.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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Off 1a5u3i White, 1991 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/off-white/ letterboxd-review-795431289 Sat, 1 Feb 2025 03:09:06 +1300 No Off-White 1991 4.5 1259892 <![CDATA[

Before breaking into more mainstream fare, Ramsey debuted with this underground drama filmed between 1988-1991 in Pittsburgh on B&W 16mm stock, with funding from the Pennsylvania Council on the Arts. Structured as several flashbacks intercut with Mike’s current state of stagnation, his increasing paranoia and desperation are made apparent over each jump in time. The expressionistic photography, cutaways, and striking contrasts of light and shadows betray the significant film noir influence on Ramsey’s parable. The director is perfectly cast as Mike: he’s likable, soft-spoken, and able to turn on some abrasively regressive views when the scene calls for it, his face suitably expressive for the frequent close-ups that dominate the moments of his interior narration.
This isn’t a horror film, but one that renders its urban paranoia in the of genuine stark horror, psychological at its core but immersed in the visceral reality of everyday threats; faces are bashed in with bricks on the street, men shot on corners and left to fester with the week’s trash pick-up, and imagined domestic squabbles so oppressive and visceral that there’s little chance of relief. The psychosexual tension and racial dialogue of the climax are genuinely unsettling and provocative, Mike’s face repeatedly shown as he mutters unheard words while Bennett’s gun traces his body, nothing he can utter carrying any weight or impact. This is a film that embeds its major message in the deadening repetition of daily life, Smitty’s racist jokes underscoring the oppression and cyclical violence he faces at home. The film masterfully flips the daily routine into something far more suffocating, with Mike’s recurring nightmares of violence and depravity presenting the extremes of this repetition.
Certain underground films are so intensely personal in their content that they feel like a baring of the soul. From his own s, Ramsey’s first film was one of these and it bears upon every frame of film that he shot here. The film’s contradictions, namely its occasional lapses into casual misogyny, are fairly typical of indie films from the same era, and the complexity of Ramsey’s vision is pervasive enough that he can be forgiven these adolescent missteps (by a male viewer, at least). The film is about things that are messy, uncomfortable, and difficult to navigate, so it seems fitting in some regard that it is just as difficult itself at turns. Dealing with complex themes of racism, crime, self-hatred, economic disempowerment, this is several paces beyond most works offered in the video underground of the time, and even today it stands out as a missing piece in the independent black cinema of the late 80s/early 90s. The final word in the film affirms that deception sometimes is the only means of survival, that what we want to hear may not be the truth but it is what allows us to bear each ing day. Optimism and comfort are s that we can afford ourselves, but which are by no means guaranteed.

--From Subterranean Cinema: Missing Pieces of the US Video Underground

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State of Ecstasy 7454g 1993 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/state-of-ecstasy/ letterboxd-review-794743848 Fri, 31 Jan 2025 09:32:13 +1300 No State of Ecstasy 1993 5.0 1411355 <![CDATA[

By far Smith’s most ambitious project, and his first real deviation from slasher/horror elements. State of Ecstasy is a crime drama about child pornographers, the FBI, and an Iranian deli involved in cannibalism and importing heroin. Matt stars as detective Harris, assigned to the pervert’s case despite his underaged wife (played by a deceptively young looking eighteen-year-old stripper). At fifty-minutes, this is his longest production and was clearly intended to be his most prestigious work given its more grounded approach. So how does Matthew Samuel Smith fare when moving away from the horror genre? The film loses much of the disconnected weirdness that infests his other shorts but looks and feels largely the same. Because we spend so much time with the material and characters, the random edits and poor dialogue takes are more prevalent, like staging gone wrong instead of vérité performances put onscreen. This is his strongest narrative, and the subject matter is finally scummy enough to match the appearance of the film itself. Shot on super 8 again, there’s more trademark footage of washed-out tropical locations set to bizarre pop from brother Johnny Smith, which plays far too loud to the point of distortion.

Jackie Mansonetti is a portly pornographer who takes pride in his work and has an international client base, reaching Thailand and Japan. He also grows pot, something he details to an acquaintance in a sequence that jumps the axis of action several times, giving the illusion that he is speaking to himself. Harris is on Mansonetti’s case, but brings his own baggage over his government involvement in the importation of opioids and the resultant mission to bust dealers while letting creeps like Mansonetti go free. This serious message about child abuse/sex trafficking and the US War on Drugs is interesting, but none of the characters ever seem to manage the appropriate horror of exposure to this stuff. Scenes at local headshop the Psychedelic Shack shop provide some comic relief via more stoners plucked off the street for our amusement. Harris’ informant John is their supplier, and Agents Thompson and Anderson are on the case for hash and heroin shipments they suspect are coming through an Iranian-owned convenience store.

Before our conclusion, we get an extended scene of a cat swatting at Harris’ toddler nephew, and an uncomfortable striptease prefaced by him shouting, “Now damn it, go get my Psychotronic magazine." Matt appears fully nude, sitting on his couch, the poor lighting thankfully sparing us any views of his goods, as solarized effects swirl on his wife’s ass.

--From Vision Holidays: The Films of Matthew Samuel Smith

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This Vision Holiday 25e55 1991 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/this-vision-holiday/ letterboxd-review-794563474 Fri, 31 Jan 2025 05:17:26 +1300 No This Vision Holiday 1991 4.0 1411349 <![CDATA[

Straying further from the slasher genre, this is Smith’s Greek mob movie, dedicated to Elia Kazan. The weirdness is almost entirely gone this time, though the stoned dialogue and horribly beautiful picture quality remain. This has the worst sound of any of his shorts, with Greek folk music drowning out entire dialogue takes, and the picture flickers more than any other, looking twenty years older than it is. Smith provides another evocative title that has nothing to do with the film, and the credits offer a montage of scenes, showing a better grasp of editing techniques than the featurette proper. He seems to work better with freeform splatters of films, and his narratives never quite fall into place apart from State of Ecstasy; everything else is nearly transcendent, This Vision Holiday just happens to be there. Still, Dave Rave gets a credit for “Guitar Solos.”

The film stars Johnny Smith (Matt’s brother) as Nick Harrington, musician and small-time crime partner, and Matt himself as George Papadopolous, his cousin. A pair of cops (looking like Florida stoners) are on the case of a Greek mobster but have no leads despite pressure from above. Matt narrates as the hunted dealer just looking to provide people with product. There’s some impressive production value, and Matt actually managed to film in an airport, including long scenes of Nick and George planning business there.

There’s also a “Promo Reel” for This Vision Holiday from 1991, shot on black-and-white 16mm. More of a dreamy mood piece pointing equally to the influences of Kenneth Anger and Jean-Luc Godard, it’s just a series of images and vague scenes. New Orleans streetscapes, a woman posing seductively by a tree. Johnny in a straw cowboy hat with sunglasses, smoking. More scenes of Bourbon Street, topless and bottomless ts, restaurant signs, wandering derelicts, street performances and women dancing. A New Agey track sung in French plays under the whole thing, with no sync sound. Half of it is heavy breathing and ecstatic moans. None of these scenes are in the film proper, though they fit the title far better than the actual short.

--From Vision Holidays: The Films of Matthew Samuel Smith

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Vincent Albarano
Blood Summer 4i4t4l 1993 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/film/blood-summer/ letterboxd-review-794510644 Fri, 31 Jan 2025 03:43:04 +1300 No Blood Summer 1993 5.0 533230 <![CDATA[

Matthew Samuel Smith’s first foray into video, a cost-cutting measure, is his most well-known work thanks to Saturn’s Core’s re-release in a limited VHS edition (along with Sometimes at the Cherokee Sink). It’s also probably his masterpiece, at least as far as bizarro stoner horror goes. The fly-on-the-wall Florida naturalism remains, this time transplanted into a narrative that’s no less confounding, but is at least more fully fleshed out and allows you to spend time with the miscreants you see onscreen.

The key sequence to the film, and possibly Smith’s filmography, is Mike and Sean’s trip to the grocery store. Mike drives to Sean’s place shirtless, takes the sharpest screeching turn possible into his driveway, and gets out now wearing a shirt. Their talk on the way to the store gets serious after Mike asks Sean if he’s worried about anyone stealing the pot plants in his backyard: “Friends don’t hurt each other…That’s a scary conversation, but I feel like it’s something we need to talk about.” This continues through their shopping spree, which is the most maddeningly mundane thing you’ve seen in a thirty-minute short. The boys actually start shopping before realizing they have too many items and Sean goes to get a cart. Smith clearly wanted this in his film, it’s so short that every detail counts, and even something as simple as grabbing too much stuff to carry is essential. Again that realism comes into play, with even his goriest slasher taking time to integrate some much needed errands into the mix. Meanwhile, the boys aren’t the only ones having fun on this day, however, as their girlfriends lounge in lingerie, complain about their lovers, and plan a party for the whole trailer park before making out sleepily in bed.

Everything about this film is right: it’s real and grimy and you can feel the sweltering heat and want to pop your shirt off with the boys and make them promise they won’t hurt you. This is a home video of people with Bob Marley and Marilyn Monroe posters, checkered tile floors, box springs directly on the ground, and meandering shopping trips. Mike and Sean are indistinguishable until you realize the former has dark hair and the latter is blonde. This is a result of the terrible picture quality as well as their identical surfer haircuts. The characters also bear the names of the actors who play them, suggesting Smith once again dipped into the local burnout gene pool to harvest his talent. The scene of the girlfriends lazing in bed and complaining about their partners almost approaches the mirror monologue in Last House on Dead End Street for hungover ennui. Only it’s far more braindead and bereft of poetry, arguably making it more brilliant in its naturalism. Boredom and laziness infest the video frames from start to finish, and apart from the killings these are all things you and people you know have done. You grow pot, question your friends’ loyalty, drive around shirtless, and make an ass of yourself while invoking your dead father’s name.

--From Vision Holidays: The Films of Matthew Samuel Smith

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Titles Added 54391e https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/list/titles-added/ letterboxd-list-58962983 Fri, 7 Feb 2025 05:06:14 +1300 <![CDATA[

Films I’ve added. More to come.

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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Ohio Horror Project 1c2z40 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/list/ohio-horror-project/ letterboxd-list-59638782 Fri, 21 Feb 2025 04:19:43 +1300 <![CDATA[

Ohio horror productions, with some detours into Kentucky.

Some titles (and more) to appear in a forthcoming writing project.

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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A EuroGore Primer 2nj23 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/expkind/list/a-eurogore-primer/ letterboxd-list-59256164 Thu, 13 Feb 2025 06:09:48 +1300 <![CDATA[

A work in progress, sketches of European amateur gore in the early morning hours.

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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