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wayyyy more funny than I ed I think I was really depressed when I first watched this

RIP Morgan Freemand 😭

"You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs, and humanity is just a cracked egg... And the omelet stinks."

really glad I was eating dinner when they showed those close up shots of pink eye that were completely necessary to the plot thank you so much Trolls 3

hey alexa play Broccoli by DRAM feat. Lil Yachty

youtu.be/yt96-nTafsQ?si=Hpej7_Gv9Hyw1cEU

this kind of thing happens all the time in new hampshire (I’ve never been there)

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

this is my communist manifesto

love the implication that this all happened literally 1 day after Dende moved to Earth

statistically speaking there’s gotta be a few hundred teenagers out there now who learned what racism was from this movie

“The moral is: don't be a dick, dick."

~ vinjamin diesel, 2002

what zero Marvel spoilers does to a mf (male friend)

watching this right now is like watching it in 4D

would you believe me if I told you drew barrymore shoots ben stiller in the balls and vomits on his face in this movie

okay but arnold schwarzenegger is such a cutie in this movie like yeah you go you big silly boy you go find your long lost mom I believe in u!!! 🥺

love the scene where Tracy savagely bludgeons an Eagle Scout 💖

I just made 6 polyamorous people watch this

nooo young danny devito don’t blow up the statue of liberty you’re so sexy aha

danny devito gave a top 10 best donald trump impression of all time here and he wasn't even trying to do that

what if frank reynolds was gay?

this is five stars to me I don’t care

also who should I make watch this together

Watched on Thursday May 1, 2025.

CEO of racism found dead in baltimore

This review may contain spoilers.

the Irish guy coming back to the club with his gang of newly turned vampires instantly reminded me of this scene
youtu.be/xTtM6YPEPjo?si=l_h--CXuZdD_SwdW

also yes i loved this

"War, segregation, hatred, is that what you've done with your free will boy? Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut.”

~ ancient proverb

no mommas were harmed in the making of this film

tag yourself I'm the guy whose entire job is tipping his hat and opening a gate that only blocks 1/3rd of the road

✅ giant
✅ eats metal
✅ can fly
✅ friendly to all
✅ laser eyes

I think he really is the ideal man do I have unrealistic standards?? 😭

long gonzo isn’t real he can’t hurt you

ppl who ride amtrak on the regular are just like that sometimes

“If you need me I’ll be in the nurses office, with a migraine, googling Justin Trudeau shirtless”

this is a 2018 period piece now 💔

basically 106 minutes of me screaming "DON'T GET IN THAT CAR STUPID"

so from what I could gather Audiard made Gascón his muse and together they were able to convince some old rich French artsy folk that this was going to be the next Sweeney Todd yeah that tracks

have any high school theater teachers tried to adapt this yet?? is there a “Reefer Madness The Musical Junior” floating around out there somewhere?? 

I already know the answer is no but the edibles haven’t worn off yet so my imagination is running wild with this

Claire Denis fans I'm sorry but I don't have a single clue what happened in this one

cooler is like that guy in high school who was kinda homophobic but you understood because his twink little brother was really annoying

this basically being David Lynch’s final film is honestly so poetic 😭❤️

android 18 is suchhhhhh a bitch in this one like girl we get it you have hair problems you could've just bought some wigs but noooo your dramatic ass had to go commit mass murder

Lars Von Trier treating Björk so horribly that she never wanted to act in a film again is actually the most depressing part of all this imo 😭

(the four stars are for Björk only)

really cute stuff!!!!*

***not including the scene where the main guy c*ms in his pants and a dog licks it off in front of his gf and her parents

I just made 5 trans women watch this

approximately 3 hours of portuguese people coughing loudly and doing heroin in dark dirty abandoned buildings, not really my thing but I get the appeal!!!!

not sure if this one of the funniest movies ever made or I’m just delirious from watching this at a 4D movie theater in Times Square on approx 25mg of “medicated” nerds rope

"You're telling me that if your name was Syphilis, and you spent your life lugging a f*cking rock up a hill, you wouldn't be miserable?"
"...I think I'm an existentialist"

picked a bad time to watch a film about a conservative nationalist government take-over I think

ok so in this one Goku's dad dies so hard he gets sent back in time where he does push-ups in a cave and fights for little purple aliens that are never mentioned again??

excuse me ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to stop gooning on company property please

nothing says French girl like drinking whiskey with coke and getting a tampon stuck inside you 🇫🇷✨❤️ (I have never been to )

Watched on Friday April 4, 2025.

this poster feels like a background gag in iCarly

somebody should’ve told Lakeith Stanfield he didn’t have to act that hard why is he delivering a monologue with real tears about how he blames himself for the tragic car accident death of his wife in the Disney Haunted Mansion movie

the secret to getting people excited for a sequel is to just wait a reaaaallllllyyyy long time

• Blade Runner 2049
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
• Star Wars: The Force Awakens
• TRON: Legacy
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
• The Godfather Part III
• Bill & Ted Face the Music
• T2 Trainspotting

...plus 222 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

"holding out for a hero" is actually just about kevin bacon playing tractor jousting

• Purple Rain

  "Purple Rain", "When Doves Cry", and "Let's Go Crazy" by Prince

• Under the Cherry Moon

  "Kiss" by Prince

• 8 Mile

  "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

  “Tokyo Drift” by Teriyaki Boyz

• Furious 7

  "See You Again" by Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth

• Saturday Night Fever

  "Stayin' Alive", "More Than a Woman", "You Should Be Dancing" and “Night Fever” by the Bee Gees 

• Footloose

  "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
  "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler

• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

  "Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head" by BJ Thomas

• Rocky III

  "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

• The Bodyguard

  "I Will Always Love You" arrangement by Whitney Houston

...plus 84 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I watched all of these so you don't have to :)

youtu.be/g0R_o_q3hCo?si=kCeBamx9xOJgpzMo

1. Can't Stop the Music
2. Mommie Dearest
3. Inchon
4. The Lonely Lady
5. Bolero
6. Rambo: First Blood Part II
7. Howard the Duck
8. Under the Cherry Moon
9. Leonard Part 6
10. Cocktail

...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ape Escape 3 is a 2005 platform video game for the PlayStation 2. In this game, monkeys establish television stations where they broadcast their own original programming worldwide, which brainwashes any human that watches it. Your mission is to travel around the world and destroy every movie set, capturing every monkey along the way.

i made this list on very little sleep i am convinced nobody played this game as a kid but me

• Howl's Moving Castle
• Cinderella
• Beauty and the Beast
• A Fistful of Dollars
• The Magnificent Seven
• Heat
• Superman
• Modern Times
• The Terminator
• Spider-Man

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

if you are a woman these are the only basketball movies you're allowed to watch!!!

• The Fair Co-Ed
• Coach
• Scoring
• Annie O
• Late Bloomers
• Eddie
• Love & Basketball
• Double Teamed!
• Juwanna Mann
• Believe in Me

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Oh you call yourself a ~film~ student?

• Taxi Driver
• Do the Right Thing
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Home Alone
• Black Panther
• Clueless
• Manchester by the Sea
• BlacKkKlansman
• Get Shorty
• Life of Pi

...plus 223 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

these two are meant to be watched together

• Dead Ringers
• The Parent Trap

• Babe
• Babe: Pig in the City
• Pig

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Every movie referenced in the underrated modern classic that is the Tom Hanks rap by Buckwheat Groats, with lyric references in the notes

• A League of Their Own

  "In a league of my own, bitch I'm Tom Hanks"

• Band of Brothers

  "My band of brothers got bands"

• Apollo 13

  "Higher than Jim Lovell was"
  "Houston we got a problem, Hanks"

• Forrest Gump

  "I eat so many fuckin shrimp, I'm a VIP at the Bubba Gump"
  "Your life's a bag a shit, my life is like a box of chocolates"
  "Blowing up Vietnam, Hanks"

• The Green Mile

  "My money long, that's the green mile"

• Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

  "My weed extremely loud, your girl incredibly close"

• Toy Story

  "Yeah I got a Woody, yeah I hang with Barbies"

• Splash

  "My girl stay wet, got the movie Splash in her cooch"

• Turner & Hooch

  "My bitch a head turner, your bitch just look like Hooch"

• You've Got Mail

  "You bitches got mail, it's a large package"

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I'm from suburban texas so I'm qualified to make this

• West Side Story
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• Three Days of the Condor
• Risky Business
• Death of a Salesman
• 12 Angry Men
• Good Will Hunting
• To Sir, with Love

...plus 45 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.