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Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Nosferatu
  • Anora
  • Alien: Romulus

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  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

  • Toy Story 2

    ★★★★½

  • Jaws

    ★★★★★

  • Chronicle

    ★★★

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Babylon

2022

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

90/100

It absolutely infuriates me what Hollywood has done to my boy Damien Chazelle since the release of this movie. If it wasn’t for Nolan, he would definitely be my favorite director working today and Babylon is yet another impressive film in his other wise small discography. 
  From Paramount to critics, and even Hollywood as a whole, they did absolutely everything to make this film fail when it absolutely shouldn’t have. To start, the marketing for this film was…

Dune: Part Two

2024

★★★★★ Liked 2

95/100

My 1000 movie and I am so glad this is the one to be it. Wow. What a fucking heart pounding experience that was. Every complaint I had about the first one got completely wiped out in this movie. I just fell more in love with this universe. When Denis and the cast/crew were able to do here we’re simply marvelous.


      A film that is so layered with such a heavy handed story finds a way to…

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I Know What You Did Last Summer

1997

★★½ Watched

48/100

 I know what you did last summer has bits and pieces of good with a good opening and some good use of lighting throughout the movie but it was mostly boring with a pretty dull and lame killer which is honestly the worse thing a Slasher movie could do

Toy Story 2

1999

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

90/100

One of the most satisfying movies ever made. Also so much funnier than I it being

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Chronicle

2012

★★★ Liked Watched

I’m not a huge found footage fan but this one has a cool unique flare to it that I liked.  It is a little bare bones but the second half went pretty hard.

The Gorge

2025

★★½ Watched

50/100

 The Gorge had a pretty cool concept in place but just ended up being a very mediocre, high budget, direct to streaming flick. The writing is not great and the directing isn’t too engaging or unique even though Scott Derrickson is a solid director. Anya Taylor Joy and Miles Teller are definitely the best part about the movie. They have pretty good chemistry and they make best of a poor script but just felt like a waste of time for them when they are clearly better actors than what this movie has to offer. 
A very inoffensive movie but nothing to ride home about