Letterboxd 5019o Eric Hatch https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/ Letterboxd - Eric Hatch The ant² k1j2c 2025 - ★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-ant-2025/ letterboxd-review-888250155 Thu, 15 May 2025 05:03:53 +1200 No The ant² 2025 1.5 870028 <![CDATA[

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"You do not me speaking in this manner in the first ant film, brother? Then statistically we can conclude that it is very unlikely that I did speak this way in the first ant film, brother."

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Sinners 5z1711 2025 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/sinners-2025/1/ letterboxd-review-880225873 Mon, 5 May 2025 09:44:24 +1200 2025-05-04 Yes Sinners 2025 3.0 1233413 <![CDATA[

“I would have logged Sinners a third time if I could have.”

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Eric Hatch
Sinners 5z1711 2025 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/sinners-2025/ letterboxd-review-874987489 Tue, 29 Apr 2025 10:07:34 +1200 2025-04-28 No Sinners 2025 3.0 1233413 <![CDATA[

Feeling sorry for all of you suckers who left Sinners before its third ending (which is waaaaaay better than its 2nd, 4th, and 5th endings).

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Eric Hatch
Videodrome 6p1jp 1983 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/videodrome/ letterboxd-review-827215772 Wed, 5 Mar 2025 16:17:46 +1300 2025-03-04 No Videodrome 1983 5.0 837 <![CDATA[

An egomaniacal media figure using a new interactive technology to amplify violent fantasies in the service of a cultish corporate agenda seeking to police human morality and seize total control of our bodily autonomy stars in this Canadian science-fiction film.

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Eric Hatch
Nosferatu the Vampyre 13673f 1979 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/nosferatu-the-vampyre/ letterboxd-review-760476635 Sat, 4 Jan 2025 10:46:53 +1300 2025-01-03 No Nosferatu the Vampyre 1979 5.0 6404 <![CDATA[

In one of cinema’s more problematic age-gap depictions, a 469-year-old man somehow believes his nobility entitles him to relationships with beautiful young women.

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Eric Hatch
Babygirl 4q646 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/babygirl-2024/1/ letterboxd-review-759318132 Fri, 3 Jan 2025 14:40:16 +1300 2025-01-02 Yes Babygirl 2024 3.0 1097549 <![CDATA[

Lots of people are connecting dots between Babygirl and Eyes Wide Shut, but missing its intriguing links to the Beetlejuice universe (e.g. Babygirl first being summoned by saying "Babygirl Babygirl Babygirl").

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Eric Hatch
127 Hours 531n4s 2010 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/127-hours/ letterboxd-review-757971931 Thu, 2 Jan 2025 17:27:33 +1300 2025-01-01 No 127 Hours 2010 44115 <![CDATA[

A farewell to arms.

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Eric Hatch
Babygirl 4q646 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/babygirl-2024/ letterboxd-review-757971260 Thu, 2 Jan 2025 17:27:02 +1300 2025-01-01 No Babygirl 2024 3.0 1097549 <![CDATA[

[Looking in the mirror expectantly, but not without trepidation] Babygirl. Babygirl. Babygirl. Babygirl. [a hesitant pause, and then, with conviction] BABYGIRL.

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Eric Hatch
Interstellar 2v6gk 2014 - ★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/interstellar/1/ letterboxd-review-738177825 Sun, 15 Dec 2024 19:27:51 +1300 No Interstellar 2014 2.0 157336 <![CDATA[

That’s what I hate about these elementary school girls, man. They turn into grandmas, and I stay the same age.

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Eric Hatch
The Curse 5a6y3w 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-curse-2023/ letterboxd-review-725111335 Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:56:41 +1300 2024-11-27 No The Curse 2023 4.0 114655 <![CDATA[

Failing upwards.

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Eric Hatch
Anora 2j2b4m 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/anora/ letterboxd-review-719546243 Wed, 20 Nov 2024 15:34:13 +1300 2024-11-19 No Anora 2024 4.0 1064213 <![CDATA[

“In America you wish to be called Daddy. 

In post-Soviet Russia, you wish that Daddy never calls you.”

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Eric Hatch
Softshell 666f47 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/softshell/ letterboxd-review-687855439 Wed, 9 Oct 2024 12:05:51 +1300 No Softshell 2024 5.0 1355777 <![CDATA[

If I'm around decades from now to look back on my career, odds are strong that having world-premiered this film will stand as one of its highlights.

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Eric Hatch
Trap 1q3n1a 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/trap-2024/ letterboxd-review-643705345 Sun, 4 Aug 2024 15:48:03 +1200 2024-08-03 No Trap 2024 3.0 1032823 <![CDATA[

Hey / I just met you / and this is crazy / but my tween's a big fan of your shitty music / so add to your tour an additional matinee concert in downtown Philadelphia with a military level police presence for the sole purpose of stopping me before I kill again maybe?

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Eric Hatch
Lost Highway 1a5g3x 1997 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/lost-highway/ letterboxd-review-609147159 Mon, 10 Jun 2024 14:35:41 +1200 2024-06-09 No Lost Highway 1997 4.5 638 <![CDATA[

An amateur videographer shows a middle-aged wife guy new ways to multitask.

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Eric Hatch
The Zone of Interest 6i3s51 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-zone-of-interest/ letterboxd-review-537263637 Mon, 19 Feb 2024 08:14:08 +1300 No The Zone of Interest 2023 4.0 467244 <![CDATA[

"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Hedwig was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

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Eric Hatch
Godland 4a33z 2022 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/godland/ letterboxd-review-488057237 Fri, 15 Dec 2023 13:34:57 +1300 2023-12-14 No Godland 2022 4.0 960206 <![CDATA[

Fjirst Refjormed

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Eric Hatch
The Sweet East 491f26 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-sweet-east/ letterboxd-review-481758654 Sun, 3 Dec 2023 07:30:04 +1300 No The Sweet East 2023 5.0 1010639 <![CDATA[

a nice game of don't fuck, don't marry, don't kill

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Eric Hatch
Dream Life 5a51 1972 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/dream-life/ letterboxd-review-476087718 Tue, 21 Nov 2023 17:22:58 +1300 2023-11-20 No Dream Life 1972 4.0 281052 <![CDATA[

The missing link between Daisies and Girlfriends

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Eric Hatch
Oppenheimer 6z4m3m 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/oppenheimer-2023/ letterboxd-review-420559486 Thu, 27 Jul 2023 03:56:55 +1200 2023-07-26 No Oppenheimer 2023 1.5 872585 <![CDATA[

Did you enjoy Milos Forman’s masterful cinematic portrait of the seething jealousy that consumed Salieri in the face of the pure genius that was Amadeus? Then you’re going to thrill to the bureaucratic ups and downs over the course of these re-enacted transcripts of 1959 senate confirmation hearings for US secretary of commerce.

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Eric Hatch
Entrapment 12p1y 1999 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/entrapment/ letterboxd-review-305967836 Wed, 19 Oct 2022 09:47:34 +1300 2022-10-18 No Entrapment 1999 1844 <![CDATA[

Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to evade motion-detecting lasers.

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Eric Hatch
Top Gun 52523k Maverick, 2022 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/top-gun-maverick/ letterboxd-review-263954515 Sun, 29 May 2022 03:26:30 +1200 2022-05-28 No Top Gun: Maverick 2022 361743 <![CDATA[

Sonic-boom team who can recall their past flights.

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Eric Hatch
The Lighthouse 3z5qi 2019 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-lighthouse-2019/ letterboxd-review-242276739 Tue, 8 Mar 2022 15:39:16 +1300 2022-03-07 No The Lighthouse 2019 4.0 503919 <![CDATA[

A hairy old roommate’s farts become so overpowering that Batman can no longer eat lobster.

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Eric Hatch
The Batman 3d62l 2022 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-batman/ letterboxd-review-241496298 Sun, 6 Mar 2022 08:13:44 +1300 2022-03-05 No The Batman 2022 414906 <![CDATA[

A child vows to dedicate his life to fighting crime and grows into a costumed vigilante who patrols the skyline of Gotham at night after witnessing his parents lose their bored-ape NFTs to scammers.

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Eric Hatch
The Power of the Dog 4wes 2021 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-power-of-the-dog/ letterboxd-review-214265017 Mon, 6 Dec 2021 09:02:35 +1300 2021-12-05 No The Power of the Dog 2021 4.0 600583 <![CDATA[

This review may contain spoilers.

A cowboy and his nephew-in-law engage in a deadly feud over whose pants have the worst fit.

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Eric Hatch
The Social Network 3n3i1l 2010 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-social-network/2/ letterboxd-review-203616055 Thu, 21 Oct 2021 04:56:53 +1300 2021-10-20 Yes The Social Network 2010 4.0 37799 <![CDATA[

A recently jilted college sophomore steals a billion-dollar idea from identical twins with a flesh-eating fetish that forever transforms the way humanity foments racial hatred and masturbates to photographs of their exes.

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Eric Hatch
Titanic 4z3j41 1997 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/titanic-1997/ letterboxd-review-193340467 Thu, 2 Sep 2021 08:52:26 +1200 2021-09-01 No Titanic 1997 597 <![CDATA[

A real beta cuck dies holding the door for his crush.

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Eric Hatch
Old 452k18 2021 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/old-2021/ letterboxd-review-186700944 Mon, 2 Aug 2021 06:46:21 +1200 2021-08-01 No Old 2021 631843 <![CDATA[

Want to hear a story about how me and this beach here fell out?

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Eric Hatch
The ion of the Christ 1o6b1j 2004 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-ion-of-the-christ/ letterboxd-review-183273989 Sat, 17 Jul 2021 15:20:25 +1200 2021-07-16 No The ion of the Christ 2004 615 <![CDATA[

A messy cuck throws himself one last parade.

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Eric Hatch
Smile 574qh 1975 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/smile/ letterboxd-review-183060722 Fri, 16 Jul 2021 16:30:14 +1200 2021-07-16 No Smile 1975 4.0 42264 <![CDATA[

SMILE is a great movie because it offers connective tissue between Robert Altman’s good movies and Christopher Guest’s good movies, with a little Porky’s thrown in.

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Eric Hatch
Cruising 205h3c 1980 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/cruising/ letterboxd-review-172518892 Mon, 24 May 2021 15:49:58 +1200 2021-05-23 No Cruising 1980 27958 <![CDATA[

Fellas, is it gay to become so deeply embedded in the signaling rituals and garb of the late 1970s New York City leather scene that you subsequently return to your prior heterosexual relationship as a tedious afterthought rather than feeling compelled to do so by consuming desire?

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Eric Hatch
Star Wars 2j6o5l The Last Jedi, 2017 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi/1/ letterboxd-review-171301481 Tue, 18 May 2021 09:04:50 +1200 2021-05-17 Yes Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017 2.5 181808 <![CDATA[

A hairy old man in a loose-fitting robe who subsists on green milk initiates a teenage girl into the cult that left him bitter and alone.

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Eric Hatch
The Godfather s724w 1972 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-godfather/ letterboxd-review-165282426 Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:12:28 +1200 No The Godfather 1972 238 <![CDATA[

An elderly immigrant takes his ion for produce too far.

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Eric Hatch
Fitzcarraldo 2x1oc 1982 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/fitzcarraldo/ letterboxd-review-165181577 Sun, 18 Apr 2021 16:02:30 +1200 No Fitzcarraldo 1982 4.5 9343 <![CDATA[

A boat that forgot how to use water teaches a jungle the importance of loving opera.

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Eric Hatch
Twin Peaks h3956 1989 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/twin-peaks/ letterboxd-review-162673414 Tue, 6 Apr 2021 17:36:25 +1200 No Twin Peaks 1989 452522 <![CDATA[

A coffee-loving man with an aww-shucks demeanor and a disarming faith in his country despite intimate knowledge of the dark side of humanity and the horrors that traverse the multiverse arrives in a small and quirky Pacific Northwest community to co-create this acclaimed television drama.

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Eric Hatch
Fight Club 696u1s 1999 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/fight-club/1/ letterboxd-review-160106765 Fri, 26 Mar 2021 00:28:19 +1300 No Fight Club 1999 550 <![CDATA[

A big boy learns that just because you’re old enough to hold hands with a girl doesn’t mean you have to outgrow your imaginary friends.

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Eric Hatch
Armageddon 471j2p 1998 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/armageddon/ letterboxd-review-159963176 Thu, 25 Mar 2021 06:40:26 +1300 No Armageddon 1998 95 <![CDATA[

Satire. This whimsical tale suggests humanity would resist if an asteroid promising an extinction-level event was headed for Earth.

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Eric Hatch
Eyes Wide Shut 4y4r6z 1999 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/eyes-wide-shut/1/ letterboxd-review-157447234 Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:58:38 +1300 2021-03-11 Yes Eyes Wide Shut 1999 4.5 345 <![CDATA[

So I waited with high hopes, and she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant—I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady! She said, "Oh, it's you.” Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew that you like piña coladas, and—“

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Eric Hatch
The 40 Year Old Virgin b5b1r 2005 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/the-40-year-old-virgin/ letterboxd-review-154971551 Sun, 28 Feb 2021 06:51:57 +1300 No The 40 Year Old Virgin 2005 6957 <![CDATA[

Science-Fiction. In a parallel dimension eerily similar to our own, a group of coworkers in the United States are able to maintain personal lives and enjoy leisure time on the income received from a single retail job.

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Eric Hatch
Antichrist 56265n 2009 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/antichrist/4/ letterboxd-review-142159703 Fri, 1 Jan 2021 07:47:21 +1300 No Antichrist 2009 4.5 17609 <![CDATA[

A married couple from the city retreats to a secluded land of talking animals where they learn the true meaning of family.

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Eric Hatch
Citizen Kane 6u4p65 1941 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/citizen-kane/ letterboxd-review-133895272 Mon, 16 Nov 2020 06:43:13 +1300 No Citizen Kane 1941 15 <![CDATA[

Did fame, wealth, and power bring me love and happiness? No. But did I at least which closet I put my sled in? Also no.

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Eric Hatch
Blue Velvet 3a5d4s 1986 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/blue-velvet/ letterboxd-review-128029565 Sat, 10 Oct 2020 18:11:20 +1300 No Blue Velvet 1986 4.5 793 <![CDATA[

A peeping tom with terrible taste in beer convinces his loving girlfriend to help him stalk a nightclub singer, driving a wedge between the older singer and her age-appropriate lover -- a loyal, well-dressed man who requires the use of a breathing-assistance apparatus when excited or stressed.

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Eric Hatch
Home Alone 2 b3m1q Lost in New York, 1992 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/home-alone-2-lost-in-new-york/ letterboxd-review-124100300 Mon, 14 Sep 2020 17:02:36 +1200 No Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992 772 <![CDATA[

A boy separated from his family in the big city foils a toy-store robbery but fails to prevent the dimwitted racist son of a slumlord from destroying American democracy.

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2001 2d1x3f A Space Odyssey, 1968 - ★★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/2001-a-space-odyssey/ letterboxd-review-119877364 Tue, 18 Aug 2020 14:04:28 +1200 2020-08-17 No 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968 5.0 62 <![CDATA[

This review may contain spoilers.

A monkey gets so excited with his bone that an astronaut with a shitty computer turns into an adult baby.

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Eric Hatch
Serpico 561n5t 1973 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/serpico/2/ letterboxd-review-109457061 Thu, 11 Jun 2020 14:22:14 +1200 No Serpico 1973 4.5 9040 <![CDATA[

One good apple spoils the bunch.

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Eric Hatch
Ride Along 283i4f 2014 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/ride-along/ letterboxd-review-109094758 Tue, 9 Jun 2020 05:51:10 +1200 No Ride Along 2014 168530 <![CDATA[

🎶 Ice Cube will swarm / On any muthafucka in a blue uniform / Because we're friends and colleagues, you see / Come ride along with me!

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Eric Hatch
Heathers 401t5m 1989 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/heathers/1/ letterboxd-review-106368440 Sat, 23 May 2020 14:17:11 +1200 No Heathers 1989 4.0 2640 <![CDATA[

A Jack Nicholson impersonator wreaks havoc at a suburban high school.

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Eric Hatch
Avatar 4g5e63 2009 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/avatar/1/ letterboxd-review-102767906 Sat, 2 May 2020 19:37:34 +1200 No Avatar 2009 19995 <![CDATA[

some big blue smurfs get they fuck on in space

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Eric Hatch
Burning 302f2m 2018 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/burning-2018/1/ letterboxd-review-86871437 Thu, 16 Jan 2020 15:53:21 +1300 No Burning 2018 5.0 491584 <![CDATA[

The greenhouse affect.

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Eric Hatch
Uncut Gems 4t446a 2019 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/uncut-gems/1/ letterboxd-review-86868948 Thu, 16 Jan 2020 15:27:01 +1300 No Uncut Gems 2019 5.0 473033 <![CDATA[

Face down, ass tattoo up, this is how Howie likes to push his luck.

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Eric Hatch
Uncut Gems 4t446a 2019 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/film/uncut-gems/ letterboxd-review-84127716 Sun, 29 Dec 2019 07:52:18 +1300 No Uncut Gems 2019 5.0 473033 <![CDATA[

This is how I win in the streets; I’ve never resurfaced anything in the sheets.

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Eric Hatch
TIFF 2017 Top 12 4s3u1s https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ericallenhatch/list/tiff-2017-top-12/ letterboxd-list-1847275 Tue, 19 Sep 2017 13:44:52 +1200 <![CDATA[

There was no Claire Denis, and no Paul Blart, but I did see mostly worthwhile films, including these 12 that I'm still thinking about, led by the criminally under-discussed first feature Winter Brothers and the deservedly much-discussed First Reformed.

  1. Winter Brothers

    Images worthy of early Bela Tarr or late Tarkovsky, the anarchic energy of Alan Clarke, and a sense of humor akin to recent P. T. Anderson add up to the most impressive debut feature (that isn't Get Out) this year.

  2. First Reformed

    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call Diary of a Country Priest

  3. Caniba
  4. Of Sheep and Men
  5. Zama
  6. I Am Not a Witch
  7. The Day After
  8. Boom for Real: The Late Teenage Years of Jean-Michel Basquiat
  9. Mrs. Fang
  10. PROTOTYPE

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

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