Thel Patron

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Favorite films

  • The Last Temptation of Christ
  • Black Narcissus
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Penda's Fen

All
  • Snake Eyes

    ★★★★★

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★½

  • Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick

    ★★★★

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Deadpool & Wolverine

2024

116

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Blade Runner 2049

2017

★★★★ Liked 20

Do you dream about being interlinked [?]

Hard to reckon how classically “pretentious” I find this (ie, a very stupid movie that postures as a very smart one) with how much fun I have watching it. Despite the absent texture of the original film, there is still a pulpy appeal to this — its oppressively sterile locales, its post-expressionist production design, its menagerie of freaks and fascists performed marvelously by a revolving door of character actors and bit players. There…

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Snake Eyes

1998

★★★★★ Liked Watched

That’s called the first draft of history. It’s going to hold.

one part reflective epitaph on Blow Out’ status at the End of History, one part filtering of Wise’s The Set-Up through the densely imagistic constructions which De Palma had so refined by the end of his 90s run (filtered of course through a Vertigo lens, as always). would unquestionably number among my all-time favourites if it wasn’t really really obvious that the climax was just completely cut last second. still very very close

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★½ 5

beautiful gowns. i like that neither this poster nor this backdrop actually happen in the movie

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Alien: Romulus

2024

★½ 62

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Emilia Pérez

2024

½ 9

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