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A bland cash grab and a clear rip of the jumanji movie while trying to be the Lego movie. Jack Black and Jennifer Coolidge were the only redeeming parts

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This movie is the most beautiful shot and well directed doc I ever seen and it’s has one of the weirdest subject matters I’ve ever witnessed. About world I didn’t know about know can relate to. But it’s a reminder that all of struggle with the same universal problems. And are fucking freaks.

Somehow less sexier than 50 shades of grey. I've seen love is blind eps more steamer than this movie

I need more experience with old school anime film that was made around this time to give it a proper review. But for my first impression it was really cool. It isn’t a complex film but it’s an immensely impactful film. I spotted many tropes and imagery I noticed in other Japanese media. Also a lot of western influences as well. Which was super fascinating to observe. However, it has pretty bad pacing and fumbles in of the plot. And this movie I’m pretty sure is subtle pro-celibacy and anti-masturbation?! Still a fun watch

This just a porno without the porn…5 stars.

Although the script and plot weren’t the best, I loved the characters and I have to ire Bong Jon-Ho for making a unapologetic depiction of Donal Trump and his ers as well as the state of America. Super fun

It’s the end of the world, and I feel fine.

It’s just nightmare on elm street with the ring. Don’t know how you fuck up that concept. Monster and one kill was kinda cool

Watched on Tuesday April 1, 2025.

I think a blind viewing would have been better. Going in knowing all the symbolism and meaning can drag a bit when the movie focus on those meanings. But I still had a good time and I like when a movie respects their audience and this dark view on a serial cheater is truly unique

To get the negatives out of the way, I feel like the ive characters fall into the background and not allowed much room to grow. Which difficult cause Cillan Murphy's character Bill is very despondent and silent through out the movie give me hard time to really latch on to anyone in the film.

However, the way the film capulets Bill's isolation and depression really hit home that feeling for me. And the this survivors guilt and shame he feels through out the movie. And his examination with his younger self was super compelling and interesting. And the way the film brought light the sensitive subject matter in a delicate matter can't be understanded.

I think on the similar vain of a dark historical fiction, I think The Brutalist did a better job, however I regonize this film wasn't trying to do more than it needed to.

It's a meme but it's true this movie insist upon it's self. It's not fun, interesting, or scary. I have seen more interesting religious talking on Reddit and debate bros. And I have religion movies done in many spectrum. Had some moments where I laughed at the movie not enough to make it fun

There are two wolves inside me...

A very super cute movie. A surrealist whimsical Journey

A powerful message for the oppressed and against the oppressors. And the power of language

Definitely needs a rewatch. Brutalist is the best apt word for this movie. A dark metaphor for ww2 and a dark look at of the hardships Jewish people face during this time. Besides some minor nitpicks this movie was amazingly horrifying.

I could yap about this movie forever. But its movie that broke me, the way it shift tones as well have an under layer of complex characters is amazing.

You never comfortable. You are never safe. As we navigate a child, who romanticized being a soldier, crushed by the cruel reality it brings. 

Don’t dig. 

Art should be challenging and questions humanity's very own place in their world. And Harold and the Purple Crayon has done that very thing. This film is a inspired by one of the most cited religious text, the bible, asking the philosophical question, "what if god died?" Harold, the begotten son, set forth with his 2 apostles (moose and porcupine), to find God. However, they are meet with the cruel reality post god is dead world, a hedonistic world. Chased by the state and its heretics, Harold must find his place in this world and bring the great teachings of the Purple Crayon to the non-believers. Ultimately learning that god resides in all of us, and those who believe in the purple crayon shall be saved.

Terrible movie, one of the worst I've ever seen 1/10. Fuck you purple jesus.

The tightrope that Chaplin is so familiar with translate to film as he shows beauty, humor and horror. It was and is ahead of its time. Who knew Chaplin would reference the Elon salute. 10/10 showboats

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Shadow says fuck

What can be said that hasn’t been said. There’s a reason why this filmed quoted and referred back to all the time. Many stories from the Greeks to now, one thing persists. The fear of aging, and the fall of a great. For a drunk, fat asshole Gorge Wells made a pretty good movie. Other than that, there’s too much directing

If you want to feel like a Trumper go over conspiracy theories while on p while U2 plays in the background. Also John Malkovich and a Victoria Secret Model is there for no reason, boy…do…I…have…the…movie.

If you want to know what’s like to be a 12 year old boy on Adderall playing with transformers, boy do I have a movie for you

A prime example of how an idea can be interesting if it’s done right. What essentially is a bottle episode turns into in grossing story with a wide range of able cast and scenes. I watched this movie when I was younger and it has such a profound impact on my life and how I view people and the judicial system. Albeit, the mainly white cast and limited view on the judicial system is the most in depth or accurate portrayal of the US judicial system, it is still an amazing film/story depicting that although the facts may can’t be fallible. People are often are

If you ever want to know what’s like to be a lobotomized person on cocaine with sense of humor of a divorced white male in his 50s. Boy do I have the movie for you.

I ❤️ Charlie Swan

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Team Edward and more importantly Team Charles

"What a marshmallow" will live my head rent free. Kinda fun. But Chales thou....damn

The only thing I liked about it was Charlie Swan

Somehow a movie about bdsm is the most boring shit ever. But knowing Christian Grey had to wear jeans to have sex is funny as shit

Watched on Friday December 27, 2024.

One of the best musical film adaptations I've seen. I have not seen the stage production. But the recontextualization of the story Jesus is amazing. Music and performance top tier.

This film has changed my relationship with art when I first watched it as a teenager. And many of the themes still resonate to this day. Still one of my favorite docs in a long time

The five stars is largely out of respect and appreciation for the film. itly I am not familiar with older silent films, but the cultural significant of this film can not go unnoticed. There are genuinely fantastic scenes and genuine amazing atmosphere. And I was greatly entertained and captivated throughout the film.

Somehow made a Santa Taken story boring.

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Knock,knock. Who's there? Joker. Joker who? Joker 2 is a big pile of stinky poo poo. While first movie was a rip off of plenty of Matrain Scorse movies, what separated was the performance of Joaquin Phoenix. However, this movie was neither as musical or a good drama. What should have been natrual born killers meets LaLaLand, it falls short. Even Lady Gaga, one of the "main leads" feels barley part of the movie. And the Joker regreseed from the last movie. Losing the confidence that he gained and becomes less interesting. If you are looking a big set muscial with crazy murders, just find American Psycho the musical.

It’s basically a Neil Breen movie, without any of the charm of a Neil Breen movie.  So…bad

This contains everything I look for in a good horror film. Something unique and personal while proving an amazing style. It jumps from a dark comedy to a tragedy. It balances these tones so well for me and the range of the main actress were so good. The soundtrack was also great as well the effects. And there were actually tense moments. A film I definitely I going to see again and again.

Although did like it, was a pretty basic kids film. I am just tired of the unrelenting, parent troupe that I have seen in God of War, The Last of Us, Guardians of the Galaxy and so many others. This one narrative wise, was one of the weaker stories. Couldn’t connect with characters and could have explored a relationship of being a foster parent more but ops out for more of a generic story. The animation style is the only standout in this film. But the animation it’s self doesn’t do anything crazy. Pretty basic

Lacks the original magic and ion from the original. Feels like the cast barely interact and movie has like 2 bad guys that don’t do anything til the very end. The best part of the film is Cathrine O’ Hare and Winona Ryder chemistry but sadly it’s in a few scenes. The sets looks cheap and outdated and lacks the charm of the effects of the first one. Also Tim Burton is ugly.

While did have fun with film, the biggest issue is how there is a chunk of slow and boring scenes. Of course what makes up for it is Art. He is such fun character and he absolutely shines in every scene. Sadly, when he is not the focus the movie becomes very boring

While this film has very basic plot. Spooky haunting terrorizers family. This film demonstrates how a movie’s character and personality can carry a movie far. The way the film flows from comedic to suspenseful to horror is amazing. Rarely does a film flows as well as this. It’s a fun movie with good scares

This biggest flaw of this movie is that it has been outshined by the previous 2 in the trilogy. This film really lacks it's focus and direction. While have a strong start it gets bogged down by its own plot and really slows down. At this absolutely kills the momentum that the film had. While though not a bad movie. It's certainly a disappointing one

Although, I’m not queer myself. I absolutely fell in love with movie and loved how personal the movie felt. This definitely a vibe movie where there isn’t a heavy narrative but the way they depict the hurdles one goes through to find their gender identity and its relationship with queer media is such fascinating and gut wrenching journey feels like a diary more than anything. Also Limp Bizkits it in 10/10

Watched on Wednesday October 16, 2024.