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1969

★★★★★ Liked Watched 17 May 2025

The bizarre kind of gem I spend my life scraping the bottoms of barrels for. The chase between the...uh, jackal 🤣 and the homeless guy is fucking priceless, made more hilarious by the hypnotic sitar (or whatever) soundtrack and the dejected way jackalman comes back in the house after the guy gets away.

2022

★★ Watched 13 May 2025

Second Stephen King movie I've seen this year where deaths occur on demand via a magical item. The Monkey had funnier deaths but wasn't much better of a movie.

Also, dear god, the dialog is terrible, especially the teenager. No one talks like that, ever!

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2023

★★★★ Liked Watched 06 Oct 2023

I probably set a speed record for eating chips & dip while watching this, so take that ya fuckin psychos.

1968

★★★★★ Liked Watched 25 Aug 2022

"In a pornographic magazine, the phallus must look like an undercooked knockwurst."

*shows a comic book image of two pantless cowboys with their rather large flaccid phalli looking like, presumably, undercooked knockwurst*

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