Spent most of the runtime being reminded of the Sandman birth scene in Spider-man 3 (and wishing I was watching that instead)

High-camp, maximalist musical-thriller about... the horrors of stan twitter? Like an unholy offspring between The Substance and Hannah Montana.
I'm never getting "pas touche, pas touche..." out of my head and I'm not even complaining. This film is full of bangers; Quite a few of them about fisting.
J'adoreee🫰