terribly written, horribly edited, poorly mixed, and badly acted by 80% of the ing cast.

but katherine isabelle pours blood on herself and beatrice is one of the most fun movie characters i’ve encountered in awhile, so at least it has those two things going for it.

i fear that i have become someone who unironically enjoys the fast and furious movies

will anyone ever beat the sheer romance of "if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

use of homophobic slurs....plane crashes....elaborate death scenes....characters named clear rivers...they just don't do horror like this anymore