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Favorite films

  • The Girls
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • Much Ado About Nothing
  • Sleuth

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  • Bring It On

    ★★★★

  • I, Tonya

    ★★★★

  • Get Away

    ★½

  • Another Simple Favor

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Bed and Board

1970

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

antoine doinel is a certified giver upper. if at first you don’t succeed, do something else. he tries to dye flowers red and they somehow end up dead and smoking and he immediately quits his job. the only thing he was adamant about in this movie was naming his child alphonse and I think that’s mainly because his wife wanted to name the child ghislain and ghislain is an awful name. be like antoine and give up! be a part-time…

Confessions of a Shopaholic

2009

★★★ Liked 3

whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes

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I, Tonya

2017

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

my jaw dropped when they were like “ok now it’s time to talk about The Incident” and then it said JANUARY 6TH at the bottom of the screen…forgot when this was for a second

Get Away

2024

★½ Watched

nick frost cursed with do anythingitis

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The Princess Bride

1987

★★★★★ Liked 21

buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

2003

★★★★½ Liked 20

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