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Wow, the Labubu marketing campaign budget is impressive!

FYI, MY Ohana would include an alien in drag

The final showdown between the world's most evil forces:

A.I. vs Scientology

The biggest twist is that she didn't inherit the premonitions from her father's side of the family

Concepts of a music video about the most reasonable crash out after losing Bella Hadid

The one stance I will agree with Blake Lively on is how fucked the US legal system is

My Little (Girthsome) Pony

"The MCU is so back" I whispered into my popcorn bucket, as I imagined Yelena Belova strangling me between her thighs

PSA to "The Cabin in the Woods".
Don't ever let this ugly bitch call you twin.

I haven't cried this hard before while watching pup play tbh

Beyonce vs Taylor Swift final boss/stan war

Real SINNER-MA is back and I think we can all agree

Watched on Thursday April 17, 2025.

My assessment is in.
Elizabeth Olsen is a MILF in every universe.

Petition to get Meghann Fahy a Samsung/Android phone

You're right, Heart Eyes.
I could be more of a professional hater tbh.

Uh excuse me, military propaganda??
I ordered a gay romcom??
False advertising at it's finest

Bill Skarsgård is delivering the most LOCKED IN performance of his career

Hearing Jack Black say "Flint and Steel 🗣️" was CINEMA. Had me bricked in the theatre ngl.

Jason Statham wishes he could do for Working Men what Mikey Madison did for sex workers

Inside you there are 2 wolves:
• Anxiety
• Autism

Oi, 'Omelander! Hughie's a fucking supe. Womp Womp.

Magic Mirror on the wall; who has the most fuck ass bob of them all?

Spectacular. Give me 17 more of them now, Bong Joon Ho

Beatrix Perkins you will always be famous

Where's Wally but for chronically online Letterboxd s

Watched on Thursday February 20, 2025.

Keke Palmer, SZA & Issa Rae are the Holy Trinity

Do all Levi's on a zipline have this much rizz?

As Dog Man was snout deep in a tub of ice-cream listening to Flowers by Miley Cyrus: I couldn't help but wonder, "did I have that dog in me?"

Not gonna lie MAGA Hulk went hard

I Wolf You . Not

Sophie Thatcher took "I can fix her" too literally
PS - I'm not complaining 🛐

The funniest stuttering pig onscreen since the 2024 US Presidential Rally

Watched on Sunday January 19, 2025.

I have nothing but respect for movies about horny vampires.

Big year for natural disaster films starring Glen Powell

Hugh Grant 🤝 Lizzy Grant
it was meant to be

The Turning Red to Turning Ginger pipeline is alive & barking

Channelling my inner Alma this New Year's.
Tea anyone?

Watched on Tuesday December 31, 2024.

when the world needed her most she returned; just 35 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

I'd also go through the haunting sounds of dial-up internet again just to IM with Rachel Zegler

seeing Shadow the Hedgehog doing the Akira slide was the only right way to end this year

Nicole Kidman took "we come to the movies" to new levels

Cunk on Aardman was the crossover I never knew I needed

Watched on Wednesday December 25, 2024.

Should of known this one would of made me cry cry

I wish Seth Rogen & Billy Eichner were also my guncles

I haven't been this invested in a fraud marriage since Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise