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I did not expect any of the sequels in the original Apes continuity to be any good but this one was actually somehow kind of decent

wait does C-3PO do literally anything for the story? oh well i love him anyway

Not objectively that terrible but very much not my thing. The age gap is weird, and it's entirely based in lust instead of love. If there's a genius commentary to this that I completely missed, please let me know.

Elio: have gay sex with me
Oliver: no
Elio: have gay sex with me
Oliver: no
Elio: have gay sex with me
Oliver: hehe fine

I miss Sally Hawkins :(

This review may contain spoilers.

it would be funny if when the goat started talking it had Eddie Murphy's voice

Wait this is actually amazing

I adore everything about this short film

I've watched this two or three times before but I still got chills

STOP 🤌 THAT 🤌 MAN 🤌

The end?

the first hour: mediocre sequel that's exactly the same as the first

the last half-hour: absolute batcrap nonsense and i kind of love it? i mean, i don't but still

Three big problems here:
1) the film is so determined to sound intelligent that it loses all coherency, I literally had to open the Wikipedia synopsis halfway through to figure out what the heck was happening
2) despite the great cast, none of the characters are interesting 
3) I don't know what any of the character motivations are or why anything happens
The action sequences are really fun though, and there's some great individual scenes. But the whole just doesn't add up.

Two thoughts:
1) beautifully crafted film, an artistic tour-de-force
2) honestly kinda boring

Edit: I'm pretty sure I found it more boring than I normally would because I was hungry and wanted to go home and eat

how do people have this kind of creativity

I do wish that the film as a whole was a bit bolder, but it was still amazing and gosh dang it's so much better than 95% of American animation in the last decade. Absolutely gorgeous too

Pixar made some of the most gorgeous animation ever and peft it for... whatever they're doing now

I didn't know movies could be this good

I'm convinced that the color pink did not exist before this was released in 1964

I freaking love Luis

Cap almost lifting the hammer but choosing not to is my roman empire

it's called the straight story because it's the most straightforward story david lynch ever told

:)

GotG is objectively better than three stars but for some reasons it only partially clicks for me, I think it's just a matter of taste

Ok yeah I was gonna give this a 9/10 but gosh dang it it's a 10

Yup. Perfect movie.

WHERE'S 🔥 MY 🔥 CHOCCY 🔥 MILK 🔥
i just wish he said it in his Mandarin voice

I don't actively hate this movie. In fact, the score, costuming, and production design are quite good. Too bad the end result is about as generic as they come.

how am i gonna recover from this

I love Agent Carter but she deserved better than this

It do be silly but no Agent Coulson 💔

I thought that Aldrich Killian and the Mandarin were as interesting as heck but ngl the supernatural elements lost me. Not against supernatural stuff in a superhero movie but in this one it just didn't feel right. Overall a satisfying movie though:)

It is that good.

It's fun but I didn't really see much of the comedic genius of some other Looney Tunes short films of the era

no masterpiece but possibly the most banger movie to ever bang

All my favorite old white guys in one movie

Oh. My. Freaking. Gosh.

An antagonist getting punched in the face has never been more satisfying

Truly one of the greatest movies I have ever seen

I love it when a film takes itself less seriously and that lets me take it more seriously

Gladiat-Hare

The movie we didn't know we needed

Saoirse Ronan and Florence Pugh are the queens of modern cinema and you cannot change my mind

This is it. This is the best cinematography I've ever seen.

I'm gonna get what I liked out of the way:
- Halfway decent lighting and cinematography 
- James Marsden
- Ideas and tonality that would've been fun to explore in a different film

Here's why I didn't like:
- Any cast member that was taking over one of the older roles
- Zero chemistry between leads
- The serious tone is soooo out of place in a direct continuation of Superman '77
- Cell phones? What year does it take place?
- Lazy storytelling
- No good original dialogue
- The visual effects unironically look worse than in the original film
- Superman is literally a creep for spying on Lois through the walls of her frickin house

This is the one movie i've ever seen that actually addresses the COVID-19 pandemic

The Kens being slightly gay and slightly homophobic at the same time is the real masculine representation we needed

I need More Films Like These

This should have been a garbage fire of a film. It wasn't.

Agent Coulson <3

when Marvel made a better Indiana Jones 4 than Steven Spielberg did?

• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• 1917
• Captain America: The Winter Soldier
• The Holdovers
• Sinners
• Rain Man
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• The Iron Giant
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Sherlock Holmes

• 12 Angry Men
• 1917
• Aliens
• Arrival
• The Dark Knight
• Conclave
• Dead Poets Society
• Dune
• Dune: Part Two
• Forrest Gump

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Bambi
• Beauty and the Beast
• The Boy and the Heron
• Coraline
• Grave of the Fireflies
• Howl's Moving Castle
• In This Corner of the World
• The Incredibles
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Kiki's Delivery Service

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. 1917
2. Se7en
3. Small Things Like These
4. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
5. Sinners
6. Glass Onion
7. The Manchurian Candidate
8. The Abyss
9. The Incredible Hulk
10. A Minecraft Movie

• Superman
• Superman II
• Superman III
• Superman Returns
• Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
• Supergirl

• The Wizard of Oz
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
• Citizen Kane
• Bambi
• Casablanca
• It's a Wonderful Life
• Rear Window
• Cinderella
• 12 Angry Men
• To Kill a Mockingbird

...plus 68 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Casablanca
• Dune
• Pan's Labyrinth
• Planet of the Apes
• Zootopia
• Dunkirk
• Treasure Planet
• Isle of Dogs
• The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
• Madagascar

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
5. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

1. Prisoners
2. Grave of the Fireflies
3. Heretic
4. Lawrence of Arabia
5. Paddington 2
6. The Man Who Knew Too Much
7. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
8. Flow
9. Trap
10. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All the Miyazaki movies are here. I'll add the rest as I watch them.

1. Princess Mononoke
2. Spirited Away
3. Grave of the Fireflies
4. The Boy and the Heron
5. Kiki's Delivery Service
6. My Neighbor Totoro
7. Howl's Moving Castle
8. The Wind Rises
9. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
10. Porco Rosso

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

there's a reason Parasite is the ninth highest-rated film on this platform (Black Swan was good too)

1. Parasite
2. Black Swan
3. The Iron Giant
4. The Social Network
5. Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
6. I Am Not a Serial Killer
7. Emma.
8. Superman II
9. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
10. Dune

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Midsommar gave me undue trauma

1. Past Lives
2. Minority Report
3. The Birds
4. Rain Man
5. Lincoln
6. Wicked
7. Music by John Williams
8. Hundreds of Beavers
9. Alien: Romulus
10. Midsommar

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My one hot take is that Shrek is mid

1. Dead Poets Society
2. The Elephant Man
3. Forrest Gump
4. Pan's Labyrinth
5. The Batman
6. Knives Out
7. War for the Planet of the Apes
8. Casablanca
9. Kingdom of Heaven
10. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

yup it's literally just the order in which they came out

1. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
2. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

1. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

   RT - 90% (89%)
   IMDb - 7.5/10

2. The Hunger Games

   RT - 84% (81%)
   IMDb - 7.2/10

3. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

   RT - 66% (89%)
   IMDb - 7.2/10

4. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

   RT - 70% (66%)
   IMDb - 6.5/10

5. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

   RT - 70% (71%)
   IMDb - 6.6/10

1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Alien: Romulus
4. Prometheus
5. Alien: Covenant
6. Alien Resurrection
7. Alien³

Contains all main theatrical Batman solo films as well as others that will be added as I watch them.

• The Dark Knight
• Batman Begins
• The Batman
• The Dark Knight Rises
• Batman
• Batman Returns
• The Lego Batman Movie
• Batman Forever
• Batman & Robin

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
5. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
6. The Book of Boba Fett
7. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
8. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
9. Obi-Wan Kenobi
10. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Dead Poets Society
2. Gladiator
3. Your Name.
4. Perfect Blue
5. Princess Mononoke
6. Jojo Rabbit
7. In This Corner of the World
8. Forrest Gump
9. Aliens
10. Dune: Part Two

...plus 120 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

No I did not like Eraserhead

1. Perfect Blue
2. Conclave
3. Lady Bird
4. The Holdovers
5. Everything Everywhere All at Once
6. A Beautiful Mind
7. The Bourne Supremacy
8. Gladiator II
9. Weathering with You
10. Women Talking

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Not necessarily the greatest month for movies but hey Alien was pretty good

1. Alien
2. Porco Rosso
3. Paprika
4. North by Northwest
5. Ghost in the Shell
6. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
7. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
8. Wadjda
9. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
10. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Three 5-star first-watches in one month is pretty solid, I dare say

1. Gladiator
2. The Prince of Egypt
3. Aliens
4. The Matrix
5. The Imitation Game
6. The Red Turtle
7. The Zone of Interest
8. Catch Me If You Can
9. Millennium Actress
10. Sherlock Holmes

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Mainline X-Men entries plus the solo/spin-off films that I have seen.

1. X2
2. X-Men
3. X-Men: First Class
4. X-Men: Days of Future Past
5. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
6. X-Men: Apocalypse
7. The Wolverine
8. X-Men: The Last Stand
9. Dark Phoenix
10. The New Mutants

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

   RT - 90% (86%)
   IMDb - 7.9/10

2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

   RT - 84% (78%)
   IMDb - 7.6/10

3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

   RT - 96% (89%)
   IMDb - 8.1/10

4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

   RT - 77% (85%)
   IMDb - 7.7/10

5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

   RT - 88% (74%)
   IMDb - 7.7/10

6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

   RT - 78% (81%)
   IMDb - 7.5/10

7. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

   RT - 82% (80%)
   IMDb - 7.4/10

8. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

   RT - 81% (82%)
   IMDb - 7.6/10

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
5. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
6. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

1. Spider-Man 2

   RT - 93% (82%)
   IMDb - 7.5/10

2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

   RT - 97% (94%)
   IMDb - 8.4/10

3. Spider-Man

   RT - 90% (67%)
   IMDb - 7.4/10

4. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

   RT - 95% (94%)
   IMDb - 8.7/10

5. Spider-Man: No Way Home

   RT - 93% (98%)
   IMDb - 8.2/10

6. Spider-Man: Homecoming

   RT - 92% (87%)
   IMDb - 7.4/10

7. The Amazing Spider-Man

   RT - 71% (77%)
   IMDb - 6.9/10

8. Spider-Man: Far From Home

   RT - 90% (95%)
   IMDb - 7.4/10

9. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

   RT - 51% (64%)
   IMDb - 6.6/10

10. Spider-Man 3

    RT - 63% (51%)
    IMDb - 6.3/10