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This wouldn't be that bad a tech if you take out the 'watching everything my kid does" thing. I would love one of these for the detailed calory intake alone

I loved the way he blew into his mind thingy like an nes cartridge

Basically cancel culture
Also
Not the bees

As a fella on the spectrum myself, I appreciated the way they depicted the autistic android. In most days I also wish I was a bit more normal, but then it wouldn't really be me now would it

Loved that we finally got that predator 3 storyline introduced in the second movie decades ago

This was clearly made during the meta years, easily the most meta movie in the franchise so far

Alien: Origins

Like those alien history channel conspiracy theories but gourmet

One of the most despicable characters that I have seen in a while

How can a movie with a fucking Predator Xenomorph be so boring and bad?

It's actually a good movie if you choose to overlook the corny 2000s writing, dumb lines and bad acting

It's just killing. Lying and killing.

Welcome to the US Military

All the makings of a bad movie but managed to be amazing

I'm sorry, I just can't forgive this movie for killing off newt

The predator goes to LA

Not enough shirtless prime arnie

The stupid yellow tint prevents me from liking this a little bit more

Hey you stupid fucking upside down cunt face cat

Like why does Ripley tear so much into Jonesy, the poor cat, it's hilarious
I love cats but to be fair to ripley, they probably would say so much worse could they talk, I wake two hours later than usual on Saturdays and my cats always let me have it just because they eat two hours later than usual.
I always give them churu too, just so I don't feel bad, but do you think they care? Noooo

Anyways, best movie ever made, godfather has shit on this

One of the main reasons on why I hate exorcism movies, for every good exorcism movie there's 10 awful ones, guess which one of those categories this one falls on.

I just can't, every single time I hear quagmire I think giggity, there's no way around it

Feeling a little bloated today

Did the bagman really need to be an ugly cgi Muppet?

Makes you commit a crime and ruins your life
It's just a prank, bro, you got trolled lololol

As soon as I would have seen a cabin in the woods my ass would be out of there

Half of this film is waiting for the scare to come, because you know it's going to come, like a need to sneeze that won't go away, but when it finally happens it's really good

I would play test this for free

We're living this

Hits much more now that I have spent a few years as an adult

Holy shit

He was caring, he had this weird sense of humor and he also had a 12 inch veiny cock

Honestly, I would just block every person I would see on the street so I don't have to see or talk to them

Why don't you just get a divorce?

good question

This is the episode I always think about when I think about this show.

Well, this one and the pig fucker

Me when prime video asked for an extra tener every month to be able to watch without ads

This review may contain spoilers.

I don't care which white girl gets kidnapped, I'm not fucking a pig

Stairwell scene alone gave this movie an extra half a star

Me after listening to rumors the first time

This shit's hilarious

Thank you does the dog die site that allowed me to sit through this one comfortably without fear of seeing something I didn't want to see (I have an english bulldog)

I always feel like I'm supposed to like these movies so much more, but I just can't, I don't know why I actively hate them so much, every movie I just keep wishing I was watching the rick n morty purge episode

So good I had to re-watch this with my wife

What an insufferable prick of a character

This is so good that it almost makes me want to overlook how everyone in Paris prefers to speak English even though everyone present is said to speak fluent french

I'm definitely biased because I'll eat up anything John Winchester is in but the setup for this is pretty neat. The execution however, not so much

Has trilogy written all over it

I loved this movie so much I used to watch compilations of this on YouTube

That was a weird reaction to getting scalped...

I loved the contrast of snowy areas compared to sunny miami

Surprisingly not the scariest glory hole related movie I've seen

I expected to be scared, not sad

Movies that are related to videogames (they need to be actively featured in the plot)

• Black Mirror: Playtest
• Black Mirror: USS Callister

Movies that feature some kind of dystopian AI (androids don't count)

• Black Mirror: White Christmas
• Black Mirror: Be Right Back
• Black Mirror: Hated in the Nation
• Black Mirror: USS Callister

Episodes from Black Mirror

• Black Mirror: The National Anthem
• Black Mirror: Fifteen Million Merits
• Black Mirror: The Entire History of You
• Black Mirror: White Christmas
• Black Mirror: Be Right Back
• Black Mirror: White Bear
• Black Mirror: The Waldo Moment
• Black Mirror: Nosedive
• Black Mirror: Playtest
• Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that feature a monster, real (like a shark) or something else. Beings from other dimensions count but aliens don't.

• Under Paris
• Hatching
• The Ritual

Movies that I have watched with my wife

• Mindcage
• Leave the World Behind
• Fear
• The Watchers
• The First Omen
• Don't Move
• The Shining
• Doctor Sleep
• Annihilation
• Trap

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that feature the underrated art of body horror

• The Substance
• Invasion of the Body Snatchers
• Society
• Alien Resurrection

TV Shows that are on Letterboxd that I log (black mirror episodes are in another list)

• Loki
• Dexter: New Blood
• Agatha All Along

Movies that are bad (however some of these I actually like, I just can't defend them)

• Mindcage
• Fear
• I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
• My Favorite Martian
• Flubber
• The Animal
• Night Swim
• Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
• The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Every movie that has a pet and it lives

• Oculus
• Talk to Me
• Alien
• Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

Slashers are about a single killer (or sometimes a family) dicing and slashing a bunch of people

• Terrifier
• Terrifier 2
• Terrifier 3
• I Know What You Did Last Summer
• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
• I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
• MaXXXine
• Freaky
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

...plus 17 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that feature demonic possession, religion in general and depictions of Hell

• Terrifier 2
• Terrifier 3
• The First Omen
• When Evil Lurks
• Hellraiser: Inferno
• Immaculate
• Apostle
• Under the Shadow
• Hellraiser: Hellseeker
• No More Souls

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies that fall in the category of Cosmic Horror. Mostly something so horrid that most times doesn't have an explanation

• Invasion of the Body Snatchers
• The Shining
• Doctor Sleep
• Annihilation
• The Empty Man
• Alien
• Prometheus

Movies that feature aliens or take place outside of Earth

• Alien
• Aliens
• Predator
• Predator 2
• Alien³
• Alien Resurrection
• AVP: Alien vs. Predator
• Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
• Predators
• Prometheus

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies good or bad that I just can't help but adore

• Terrifier
• Terrifier 2
• Terrifier 3
• Triangle
• I Know What You Did Last Summer
• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• The First Omen
• The Shining
• Doctor Sleep

...plus 38 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Sometimes I don't like the explanation or lack thereof a creature, object or whatever. I find it that if you take a look at some movies they become more enjoyable if you see them as like a rogue S that is yet to be caught by the foundation, like beings from another dimension. I just find it more believable that just "woooooo ghosts, the beyond, spooky"

• Skinamarink
• The Ritual
• Bagman

Movies that have plot twists. They need to be either good or average, there are some movies out there with such awful excuses for plot twists that they don't even feel like a twist.

Also most surprise villains don't count, but it depends on whether or not I feel about it so it might change from movie to movie

• Alive
• The Watchers
• Bodies Bodies Bodies
• The Shining
• The Empty Man
• Under Paris
• The Monkey
• Black Mirror: White Bear
• Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance
• Bagman

Movies that are Found Footage at least the majority of the movie

• Spree
• Incantation
• As Above, So Below
• The Deep House
• Skinamarink

Movies that have ghosts or haunted objects

• Oculus
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• The Shining
• Incantation
• Ring
• Ring
• The Spiral
• Ring 2
• Ring 0
• The Ring

...plus 11 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies or standalone episodes of TV Shows (like the ones in Black Mirror) that have time loops

• Triangle
• Black Mirror: White Bear

Movies that consist of an anthology of shorter films, related or not they may be.

• Watch If You Dare

Movies that are 40 minutes or less. Standalone episodes from Tv Shows (like the ones from Black Mirror) don't count.

• No More Souls
• Other Side of the Box
• Childer
• Home Education
• The Dollmaker
• Stucco

Horror movies that I believe might be a great introduction to horror for kids

• M3GAN
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• Lisa Frankenstein

The numbers in brackets are the years in which each movie takes place in:
- Prey (1719)
- Predator (1987)
- Predator 2 (1997)
- Alien Vs Predator (2004)
- Alien vs Predator: Requiem (2004)
- Predators (not specified but I like to think it's 2010)
- The Predator (2018)
- Prometheus (2089-2093)
- Alien: Covenant (2104)
- Alien (2122)
- Alien: Romulus (2142)
- Aliens (2179)
- Alien 3 (2179)
- Alien: Ressurection (2379)

• Prey
• Predator
• Predator 2
• AVP: Alien vs. Predator
• Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
• Predators
• The Predator
• Prometheus
• Alien: Covenant
• Alien

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I hate watching dead animals on a movie, it's just depressing, it just makes me not want to watch

• Pet Sematary
• Terrifier 3
• Brightburn
• Night Swim
• Hatching
• Double Blind
• The Collector
• The Collection
• In a Violent Nature
• The Dark and the Wicked

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.