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White boy with dreads threw me off

autistic father vs emo twink son and they’re both hot

Han Solo patient zero of the sassy man epidemic

just bald and messy

C-3PO just waiting in the car the whole time as Obi-Wan battled his boyfriend to twink death

Bro said balls and Fortnite in the same sentence

sometimes a friend group is a lesbian, her sister, her sister’s husband, a gay guy, and somebody nonverbal

and now here comes big ol Brendon Urie

I know this movie is about sisters but Kristoff is the man ever

old man yaoi

“speaking of pedophiles the guy who groomed me has a song on the soundtrack”

We paused this multiple times to debate such topics like “have you ever seen a liberal family with more than 2 kids” and “if you were an uber driver would you be mad if somebody gave birth in your car”

Young Bill Clinton wasn’t even that hot so I don’t even know what his dad was so mad about

Cocaine is a beautiful drug

Halfway through I started wanting to become a Franciscan nun really bad bc the vibes are rly cool but I decided I couldn’t do all that because I don’t believe in Christianity like that and I wouldn’t be able to give up spicy Doritos

James Marsden has 1 outfit and he’s gonna wear it and also there is not a single HR department in all of New York City

This being a movie about a straight woman having an annoying gay boyfriend

I wonder what my cereal of choice would be if I were on drugs and getting interviewed by GQ

My edible hit midway through and I started calling it “the contest”

Dudes used to just walk around and wear jeans

Cried again. Fuckkkk

The first ever polycule

Paddington is so kind

Why is it giving me downfall of diddy

These blue teenagers would love TikTok shop

When the guy playing tuba got knocked over and started speaking in tuba… some shit that would happen to me

I think every movie needs a SkyZone scene

We watched this in class and everyone audibly giggled whenever they greenscreened the strange European guy into a different scene and it actually started to piss me off. It is the only thing I’ve understood this entire semester tho. No rating bc it doesn’t feel correct when I was literally just mad asf that everyone was laughing at nothing every 5 seconds like relax oh my god

The suspense is killing me

I watched this months ago but didn’t know it was on here! All I need to say is KIM PINE IS LITERALLY ME

they finally made a movie about a toxic aroace sports-obsessed fujoshi girlfailure who falls for losers and has a fucked up knee… she’s literally me!

watched this in class and texted my friend "BOOOOOOOOOOO" when they told us she could walk again

Why didn’t the four smaller iron claws team up to kill the big one

if you build it he will WHAT?

Brendon Urie lore

rewatched this with my parents and I looked over at my mom and she was crying but when the movie ended she said she didn’t get it. so you can imagine what that’s doing to me

Literally can’t even invent a guy who sucks more than this

Need him

SHE IS JUSTTTT LIKE ME. CAN’T BELIEVE THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT A LOSER GIRLFAILURE

When I was a child I thought this was the greatest piece of cinema ever released. I spent my entire adolescence and adulthood up until now thinking it was a psychological thriller along the lines of 2001: A Space Odyssey or Interstellar. I watched it again recently and realized I was wrong. However, I did still want the astronaut carnally, so +1 star. And +1 star for the Interpol poster in the irrelevant sister’s bedroom too

The way the entire theater burst out laughing when that cupcake started flying 😭😭😭

It wasn’t geese……. It was A geese…………..

Petie likes this movie because Pete Davidson dies in it

I caught the last half hour of this and absolutely adored it

I wish sports were portrayed in a more positive light in relation to femininity (as always) but otherwise this is the greatest movie of all time

The way I went “I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIMMM” and made grabby hands at the TV every time Po came onscreen

This is the future liberals want

This shit was goofy as hell

I actually really enjoyed this 😭😭😭 made me wanna go to an Ed Sheeran concert… so ig it worked

My machine gun Kelly superfan friend made it 9 minutes into this

It was so long for no reason but anyway professional sports will always sit on a foundation of working class children of color clawing to escape the cycles of poverty and this film proves it brilliantly. I love humanizing athletes and this movie rocks even if some of the language is a little outdated and Isiah Thomas is a weirdo

pope stuff

• Conclave
• The Conclave
• The Young Pope
• The Two Popes
• We Have a Pope

stuff I need to rewatch

• Pitch Perfect
• Ma
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

movies which feature girls who are just like me.

Tashi, Coraline, Ramona Flowers (SPTO), Kim Pine (SPVTW), whatever Jennifer Lawrence’s character was in No Hard Feelings, etc.

• Challengers
• No Hard Feelings
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
• Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
• Coraline

• Zathura: A Space Adventure
• Bridge to Terabithia
• The Hunger Games
• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
• Five Nights at Freddy's

movies that are my baby sensory videos

• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
• The Wolf of Wall Street