Not only is it horrible by every objective metric, the ending is cut short JUST before showing the game-winning putt in the final showdown. Then an on-screen message before the credits directs you to a website called "didhemaketheputt", where the so-called "director" just force-feeds you lots of ads for his other products. A fake movie, a disgrace, and a scam.
Most of the positive stuff pretty much goes without saying. I mean, it's Spielberg, so you already know what parts are going to be good by default. In light of that, I'm going to start with the negatives, then I'll circle back around to the interesting positives.
This movie had some tonal problems at times. I disliked its twee use of color, and I was extremely annoyed by the shower scene that seemed quite fictional (which it turned out to…
Despite its milquetoast protagonist, occasionally horrible fight choreography, and general childish naivety, its visual designs and tone are fun and undeniably unique. It's not smart at all, but avoids being unwatchably stupid. If you like it, it's because of Jeff Bridges being cool, Olivia Wilde being hot, and the constant Daft Punk music video aesthetic. A beautiful mess that's understandably divisive.
0/5
There was a time when I could enjoy the first three movies and ignore the rest of this horrible franchise. But in June of 2024, I decided that I'm done with all of Star Wars, permanently.
Every minute of these movies now reminds me of the Star Wars syphilis that is blotched over every conversation about modern media, and continues to be referenced ad nauseam in every piece of media ever conceived by anyone.
And the problem isn't a…
