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Men will do ANYTHING but go to therapy, including writing a two hour long screenplay

yo, Ryan Coogler is the warden of the horny jail. 

Can we just have antagonists that are evil for just evil’s sake and not have them be Satan or the devil incarnate?

Lebron who ???
THIS is the peak sports film. Not the Titans. Not Friday Night Lights. Not even Bad News Bears. Space Jam.

Very hard to be scared when the woman in the yard is fucking GORGEOUS????? Holy shit

What is this. Was this supposed to be cute? Endearing? I hope Vincent Gallo gets a UTI

Possum: ⚫️o⚫️

Philip: ☹️

I should have bootlegged this for the culture

-SOUND PEAKING-

“I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.” 😔♥️

WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHA, I TALKED JUST ʟɪᴋᴇ ₜₕᵢₛ

For the record, I wouldn’t have left you, Michael Fassbender. Jane was a little confused, but she got the spirit.

I would have rather had seen the play, and I don’t even want to see the play that badly

Something important happened in this movie, but Im not sure what

I too wish to peel my face off and scream in the night

Theatre kids but keep it gangsta

I fell asleep and drooled all over my boyfriend’s shoulder. 

He shook me during the BOOM and exclaimed, “BABE, WAKE UP, SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!!” but alas, it was barely exciting enough to quell the desire for sleep once again. 

I’m honestly surprised anyone who wasn’t raised Catholic sat through this movie

I’m 14 and this is edgy

give me more Grace Jones and I’ll take this review down

“AT THE GENERAL’S, WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT ON!”

A lovely movie to have on in the background while you do something else

This could have been a short and would have been so much better

weird ass Voss commercial

My dumbass thought this was just going to be about the life of a seamstress

As a theatre kid, I should have liked this more, but idk. It was fine. Maybe I was too scarred by the audition sequence? I think I prefer other Bob Fosse films more.

This film is so iconic. We weren’t ready for Tobey’s two (2) dance numbers in this film, but goddamnit, that shit is pure cinema.

“"It's hell being in love.
 It's hell being loved.
 And it's hell being sexy to survive."

GodDAMN, this movie is visually stunning and the soundtrack is top tier. I love that us mixed Japanese girls got some representation in Kiyoha too 🥹

I'm about to get my queer card revoked, but holy shit I did not like this. Gay representation doesn't have to be perfect, but it doesn't have to be whatever this is.

I **hate** raunchy movies that just say/do outlandish shit for the hell of it, so most lines and elements of the film got a scoff out of me. The fact that people legitimately think this movie is funny is motivation for me to finish and produce any film i've ever wanted to write.

Being able to quote the shit out of this movie is my gift, my curse

I wish this was around when I was little

Stanley Kubrick could never

I fell asleep the first time I tried to watch this. 
Upon the second viewing, I realized why I couldn’t stay awake the first time. 

Listen, the visuals are STUNNING. Superb. That being said, jack shit happens until the second half of the movie, then it just goes off the rails. This movie is like contemporary art. If you tell me you understand what’s happening, I’m going to assume you’re blowing smoke out your ass.

I couldn’t afford to get you a gift this year, so I got you this box 📦

This legitimately seems offensive?? Watch that whole ending again and tell me I’m wrong. 

“You don’t know what it’s like to be a queen” said twenty minutes into the movie before the main character even transitions is freakin laughable. 

Literally every song seemed like it was created by AI; it was so vapid

Idk if this was too hyped up or what, because what the heck. I’m low key disappointed in this. The score was forgettable, Lily Rose Depp was laughable, and Count Orlock looked like 👴🏼

The cinematography and the aesthetic were gorgeous though. There seemed to be a lot of odd creative choices taken with this adaptation.

This movie is Deuteronomy 25:5, and if you don’t believe me, look it up

Someone obviously lied and told Ricky Gervais his eyebrows looked okay

Movies like this give me hope that I too will sell a movie to tubi

Bro, literally what the actual fuck. This man and everyone who got a kick out of him was seriously fucked in the head.

It’s always the ones you most suspect

Am I missing something??

The greatest thing to come out of the state of Idaho. Yes, including potatoes

This film was a lot

They seriously killed someone in a residential neighborhood and left his ass on the sidewalk and faced no repercussions

I honestly need to bring some Martha energy into 2025. She’s a relatively unbothered business bitch who gets things done.

Helen, you deserve better than some light skinned gardener in a bad wig that can’t even afford a shirt

At some point, you have to accept your adopted child is possessed and just cut your losses

You may not like it, but this is what the peak cinematic experience looks like

I watched this on a PLANE for the first time because I am STUPID and DUMB

I desperately want to see Satan’s Alley

Tommy Wiseau is the most misunderstood artist of our generation

• 2001: A Space Odyssey
• Apocalypse Now
• Apocalypto
• The Devil Wears Prada
• Dumbo
• The Empire Strikes Back
• The Godfather Part II
• Reservoir Dogs
• Return of the Jedi
• Scarface

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.