Secret film bro with not so secret piss poor takes. I have a Da Vinci Code tattoo. Yes, I know.

Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
I'm about to get my queer card revoked, but holy shit I did not like this. Gay representation doesn't have to be perfect, but it doesn't have to be whatever this is.
I **hate** raunchy movies that just say/do outlandish shit for the hell of it, so most lines and elements of the film got a scoff out of me. The fact that people legitimately think this movie is funny is motivation for me to finish and produce any film i've ever wanted to write.