felt like every scene revealed a new and worse tattoo

imagine losing your virginity and you're wearing double denim

the benji/ethan forehead touch from the trailer not being in the final cut is my 9/11

mrs chen I can make you more than just an ally

i love the 'emma stone leaves a boring dude during dinner to go make out with ryan gosling' cinematic universe

yes, i'm 99% sure the foreman was a homophobe who turned jack away that second summer for homophobic reasons. but there's a tiny part of my brain that refuses to dismiss the possibility that he really just wanted sheep-herders who would watch over the sheep instead of fucking