David Lee Patron

A movie a day keeps the sadness away.

Favorite films

  • Heat
  • Thief
  • Zodiac
  • Drive

All
  • Friendship

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★½

  • Trick or Treat

    ★★★

  • The Block Island Sound

    ★★★

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★½ Liked Watched

I feel so torn on this one. The first half is genuinely terrible—completely antithetical to what makes Mission: Impossible so special—while the second half is some of the most thrilling, jaw-dropping, how-the-he’ll-did-Tom-Cruise-not-die cinema spectacle I’ve ever seen. The Final Reckoning perfectly illustrates the futility of asg numerical ratings to art. How do you quantify a movie that made you miserable for an hour and a half, only to have you leaning forward in your seat, white-knuckling the armrests, more exhilarated…

Tenebre

1982

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

The art is the artist.

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Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two

2024

★★ Watched

The “Tomorrowverse” (again, DUMB name) continues to be the most confounding experiment in DC’s long line of direct-to-video animated movies. Eight movies in (or nine, who’s counting), we are still establishing retroactive cannon for this universe, filling in the gaps and explaining things like why Aquaman was a Nazi when he showed up in Justice Society: World War II. It all feels like pedantic navel-gazing. You can feel the smug satisfaction of the architects for this most recent crop of…

Anyone But You

2023

★★★ Liked Rewatched

We used to get 7 of these every year. What happened to the game I love?