whale looked freaky everything else was blah

this rating is purely based on my enjoyment which is why it’s so lowsksk 💀 I mean idk what I expected knowing the Coens tend to either rock me to my core, or put me to sleep with their movies 🫠 you can imagine what happpened when I put this on 🥱 (also I know it’s just Joel for this one but same shit tbh, Ethan Coen’s involvement in their movies is a conspiracy 😭)
the score: you would be NOTHING without me!
the movie: 👁👄👁
Much like my experience with The Untouchables, I was expecting a compelling mob movie that features De Niro as one of the main characters, but instead I was bored as hell. I just didn’t find anything to really latch onto? The characters were bland, Noodles (hilarious that THAT’S the name he went with, like who’s gonna tell him? 👀) was VERYYY uninteresting as a protagonist/ antihero, and the actual…
not my thing… I just can’t stand bullying/ hostility shit especially when the whole movie is like that and then when you find out whats going on it’s so tame??? like you think these people were hiding a gold mine or are part of some weird cult or idk, JUST SOMETHING JUICY C’MON NOW LMAOSJS
um why did they give Hamlet’s dad those s… lookin like this 🌐👄🌐 the entire time lmaosksk
Hamlet ain’t my favourite Shakespeare play so I already wasn’t that invested, but Kenneth Branagh bro… his energy levels needed to go down like 20 notches, that man was YELLING his way through this movie (also fuck that runtime…. basically forcing me to watch this in 1.25x speed 💀)