Werckmeister Harmonies

2000

★½ Watched

whale looked freaky everything else was blah

Miller's Crossing

1990

★½ Watched

this rating is purely based on my enjoyment which is why it’s so lowsksk 💀 I mean idk what I expected knowing the Coens tend to either rock me to my core, or put me to sleep with their movies 🫠 you can imagine what happpened when I put this on 🥱 (also I know it’s just Joel for this one but same shit tbh, Ethan Coen’s involvement in their movies is a conspiracy 😭)

The Sacrifice

1986

★½ Watched

the scene where the man is rambling on and on about random shit and Little Man is on all fours crawling away, except replace the man with Tarkovsky and Little Man with me 🤧

Holy Motors

2012

★½ Watched

yeah I kinda got weirded out and disinterested after the mocap scenejsjs gonna have to real quick on this one ladies and gents 😷

The Spirit of the Beehive

1973

★½ Watched

BORINGGGGG LMAOOO imma go watch Frankenstein doe 👀

Once Upon a Time in America

1984

★½ 4

the score: you would be NOTHING without me!
the movie: 👁👄👁 

Much like my experience with The Untouchables, I was expecting a compelling mob movie that features De Niro as one of the main characters, but instead I was bored as hell. I just didn’t find anything to really latch onto? The characters were bland, Noodles (hilarious that THAT’S the name he went with, like who’s gonna tell him? 👀) was VERYYY uninteresting as a protagonist/ antihero, and the actual…

Ashes and Diamonds

1958

★★ Watched

one star for making the guy in the poster look like the Polish Terminator, other than that I was just not interested with what was happening at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pierrot le Fou

1965

★★ Watched

vibes? sure
plot? I have no fucking idea

Brawl in Cell Block 99

2017

★★ Watched

I GET SENT TO MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON?!!??👮🏻‍♂️😱🤯 (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Bad Day at Black Rock

1955

★★ Watched

not my thing… I just can’t stand bullying/ hostility shit especially when the whole movie is like that and then when you find out whats going on it’s so tame??? like you think these people were hiding a gold mine or are part of some weird cult or idk, JUST SOMETHING JUICY C’MON NOW LMAOSJS

Hamlet

1996

★★ Watched

um why did they give Hamlet’s dad those s… lookin like this 🌐👄🌐 the entire time lmaosksk

Hamlet ain’t my favourite Shakespeare play so I already wasn’t that invested, but Kenneth Branagh bro… his energy levels needed to go down like 20 notches, that man was YELLING his way through this movie (also fuck that runtime…. basically forcing me to watch this in 1.25x speed 💀)

Nocturama

2016

★★ Watched

character sings “My Way” in Sing >>>> character sings “My Way” in Nocturama