MONKEYS ARE BETTER SORRY

there’s a bunch of movies I’m missing for sure, but I’m working on it lol

top 5 are the only ones that are maybe, just MAYBE worth watching 💀

80-90% of these are super boring and dated so it’s hard to rank them LMAOSKS also I will leave my…

probably the most solid movie franchise eversksj like how many franchises can you honestly name where there’s more than 6,…

not the biggest fan of Star Wars but shit I’ll watch em I guess LMAKSJS no but really I do…

ALL BANGERS (except #2… we’re gonna pretend that one doesn’t exist even though it pains me to say that because…

so epic someone decided to make those b&w scenes from informercials into a horror movie franchise 👍🏻 totally didn’t make…

it’s honestly crazy how high I’ve rated the first one in comparison to the rest of the moviessksk but here…

these hold a special place in my heart for being absolute dog shit ❤️ Spiral was a mistake tho… like…

Freddy Krueger > Jesse Pinkman  (both say “bitch” if you didn’t get the odd comparison)

all of these movies are shit honestlysksk I would rather have Jason stick his machete up my ass than have…