being James Spader’s sub is MY👇🏻 fantasy! 😤

how to win a girl over fellas 
step 1: don’t be A Friend
step 2: repeat step 1

I’m so... conflicted LMAOSJS LIKE GIRL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WOULD’VE DONE IN HER SITUATION UGH... but Treat Williams um... sir?? 🥵

it’s actually crazy how this is not that talked about... LIKE Y’ALL PLEASE GO WATCH THIS, IF THE SEX STUFF MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE AT LEAST IT’S FUNNY SO PLEASEEEEEE 😩

Steven Soderbergh really casted all these men knowing I would 👏TF 👏OUT 👏

me seeing all the reviews saying how they figured out the twist immediately when I didn’t: ha ha, I know right?... it was so predictable, ah ha... ha 😬👀

seeing Setsuko’s lil rosy cheeks fade away makes me wanna curl up into a ball and DIE! AND FUCK ALL THE ADULTS IN THIS MOVIE, Y’ALL SUCK 👿

RIP to the poor woman that dumb monkey threw out of her apartment when she was just sleeping lmaosjsj

me: *a virgin*
still me: them boys don’t know how to fuck

I am once again in love with another Polanski film and hating myself for it 😔🙄

my anxiety and depression just goin 📈📈📈 with every second ing by lmaosjs but ugh, say it with me y’all! FUCK 👏 THE 👏 NAZIS 👏

bit of a sloppy twist but I didn’t hate it... LIKE I’M A LIL CONFUSED BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? IDK I HAVE MIXED FEELINGSJSJS

Al Pacino really is a gay icon... first Dog Day Afternoon (1975), this, and then Jack and Jill (2011)... absolute KING!

I wanted an X-Men type movie but I got a bunch of people making their best nut faces so eh