Jim Carrey has no right looking so good in button up shirts

“we have Lord of the Rings at home”
Lord of the Rings at home:

Kilowatt literally looks like a titty

... girl I hate men too but you gotta it that was a bit much 💆🏻‍♀️

I literally had to pause the movie and try to breathe when I saw Willem Dafoe wOWZA

I just wanted to see Lee Jung-jae’s ass and dip but I stayed for the rest and I wish I didn’t LMAO 👀

Ang Lee really treats romance like he’s putting a mouse in a snake pit, LIKE CAN YOU PLEASE STOP HURTING ME LIKE THIS, SIR 😭

this is lowkey what I wanted from In the Mood for Love (2000) tbhsjsk idk maybe this is the trashy whore version of that movie 🤪 but I s2g this shit was giving me full on heart palpitations for a multitude of reasons like sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh 🙆🏻‍♀️

I was already convinced that pretty people are inherently evil so there was no point in watching thissjsj

the sex scenes HIT different in this film and you can’t change my mind about that 👀

YOU KNOW YOU’VE GOT A GOOD ASS MOVIE WHEN THE SCRIPT IS TIGHT AS HELL, AND PACINO AND LEMMON ARE SPEWING F WORDS LEFT AND RIGHT 👊🏻 also it felt so good hearing everyone constantly yell at Kevin Spacey... very therapeutic ✨

being James Spader’s sub is MY👇🏻 fantasy! 😤

it’s actually disgusting how attractive Marlon Brando is in this… like sir, do you mind? put them titties away 🖐🏻🙄

I’m also very glad they changed the original ending from the book because I was legit gonna SCREAM if Stella sat on her ass and did nothing again 🤧