more like SIMP City 🤪

(also I think I’m getting my woman card revoked for liking this shitsjjs LIKE I SWEAR IT’S ONLY BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS BADASS, I PROMISE I HATE THE MALE GAZE TOO 😩)

“so those are like goth people right?” — my dad during the BDSM fantasy sequence 💀💀

why do they keep hiring handsome actors to play this piece of shit?? I’M NOT BUYING ITTTT

just gonna pretend Dr. Manhattan and Rumpelstiltskin were never in this, and Gwen and Peter happily moved to England ahaha, cheerio! 🇬🇧💂‍♀️☕️

also I’m gonna say it but..… ANDREW GARFIELD IS MY FAVOURITE SPIDERMAN AGHHHH, I’M DOWN BAD BUT- !!!! HE’S MY EVERYTHING, PLEASEEE 😭😭

“you’re the best CAT 🐱 I’ve ever had” …… calm down there Disney 💀

… I am actually unable to tell you what happened in this movie

Braxley and Coyle really went out Romeo and Juliet style… how romantic ❤️

Laurie you’ve been preparing yourself all these years for Michael yet the first thing you do is turn off all the lights and press yourself up against a door with glass windows?? make it make sense, sweetie 🙄

this movie is one big hate crime...... and during pride month??? NOT ON MY WATCH 🙅🏻‍♀️ GIVE EDDIE AND RICHIE THE ENDING THEY DESERVE, RIGHT NOW! 🤬

listen... if mister elf on the shelf came after me to terminate me, I’d let him 🥵

but why do terminators have dicks?

“Property. The whole fucking thing’s about property.” damn ain’t that the truth...

how did this go from Gladiator to Peter Pan real quick?